Author's note: I would to thank all those who reviewed, here it goes.
Queen of Darkness: It's nice to be told that I have a good sense of humor.
Meh: Thanks for the correction I will bare that in mind for next time. Though it might be an idea to read the story cause it might not have such bad spelling mistakes.
Palmetazo: Yes the idea was to make it slightly disturbing and thanks to see you found a sense of humor in it.
Disclaimer: It came to me as a total astonishment to hear that I was not the genius behind the creation of Harry Potter. NO! Why couldn't they let me fantasies...Anyways I am not the mastermind behind Harry Potter and solemnly swear not to steal it.
Draco's day had gone from bad to worst in less than an hour. He found it immensely hard to believe this. I mean he had the looks! And the intelligence, o.k. he wasn't sure about that intelligence but surely looks was more than enough. He was woken up by the familiar snoring escaping from Crabbe's gob. If that wasn't bad enough he saw Goyle naked. No! Seriously he was wearing nothing though Draco did see him from the back side it was an experience that would torment him for ever!
Draco walked towards the great hall, his eyes feeling groggily and tired. He wasn't sure if it was because he didn't have enough sleep or the experience of seeing one of his best friend's nude. Draco shrugged of the mortifying subject and focused his thoughts on something else.
Students lingered past him some winking at him and others giggling beneath their breaths. Wow! Do I get hotter by the day or what?! Thought Draco. The grin fixed upon his pale face stretched so that you could almost see the molars at the back of his mouth.
Funny it was how with few attentions from the girls and Draco was more awake than ever and happier. His eyes seemed to be bulging out of place and he looked high, as though he had a couple puffs of weed before making his usual way down to the great hall.
'Draco are you the new designer?' asked Ginny, an evil smirk playing on her face.
'With my looks I think I am qualified,' he beamed, not catching her drift. The tint of sweetness in his voice made Ginny shiver but she ignored it.
'If that is the case, you ain't ever gonna get there!' smiled Ginny.
'Weasley, there really is no need for jealousy. Not everyone is fortunate to have the looks and the brains,' sneered Draco.
Ginny who was half way of chewing on a piece of toast spat it out almost choking on it. 'Brains? Who the hell are you kidding Malfoy? You have the brain the size of a pea. Wait a minute, I'm insulting the poor pea!' she sniggered. She loitered past him, half skipping with excitement.
Draco clenched his fist. Where the hell are my useless shadows? He thought referring to his friends Crabbe and Goyle.
Draco entered the great hall and the smell of melted butter on a golden crispy piece of toast lingered towards his nostril. Draco inhaled and found himself half drooling but quickly managed to suck back the saliva.
Laughter's and giggles escaped from the Gryffindor table as he walked past. Draco kept his head up and sat on the Slytherin table. He shoved down a piece of toast and gulped a strong cup of coffee. 'Sweet heavenly taste of Doëco,' uttered Draco, as he inhaled the smell of coffee. The strong caffeine made his mind tickle with stimulation.
Breakfast had come to an end and Draco stood up from the table. He loitered towards the door, but was stopped by the loud screeching laughter escaping from the four tables. Draco spun around only to find that everyone was laughing at him.
'Draco, that boxes is really sexy!' hissed Fred.
'What?' questioned Draco. The look on his face is more entertaining than his boxers, but not quite thought George.
'You are wearing those boxes your grandma bought you, because she wanted you to get in touch with your feminine side,' whispered Crabbe. 'And your robe has a massive hole in the back revealing it,' continued Crabbe still whispering.
Draco gently turned his head so he was looking at his own back side. He found himself glaring at his white boxes with juicy red lips drawn on it and pink flowers, also it had the words sexy, kiss me and feel me scattered on it.
Draco's pale face had now become even paler. This is revenge for the idiot who did this! He thought. Suddenly it accured to him who it might be Ginny!