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Ginny made Ron and Harry repeat the episode of Draco and his boxers. She honestly didn't think it would go that well. Draco should have seen it coming. Did he honestly think that he would humiliate her in front of her heartthrob (Harry) and expect her to do nothing about it?

Draco rushed to the slytherin Common room holding a silver plate over his ass, hiding his boxers. His face flushed and his eyes dogged back and forth. When I get that good for nothing red head I'm gonna kill her personally! Thought Draco. He entered the slytherin common room and headed towards the boy's dormitory. He picked out a velvet robe and rushed back down towards potion. Draco was amazed that his fellow Slytherin's weren't doing anything about his accident, little did he know...

He watched Snape's greasy hair walk past, even the grim professor seemed to find Draco's boxers quite intriguing. Lavender and Parvati who had also seen his boxers could not keep their eyes off his ass. 'I want to touch it, it looks nice and firm,' whispered Lavender.

'No you can't touch his ass,' replied Parvati. Draco ignored their comment and concentrated on his potion. Constant mummers echoed in the class room. Draco couldn't take it any longer. Before he could restrain himself his mouth opened. 'Yes! My boxer was sexy and it makes me look damn hot! So I suggest you all stop sulking. Jealousy is a bitter thing you know.'

'Yeah!' howled Lavender and Parvati.

'Keep your fantasies in your mind I am not ready to have distorting images! 40 points off Gryffindor,' came Snape's icy voice.

'Malfoy I don't want outburst like that. If you think you are sexy enough enter the magical model contest but when you're in my lesson everything you say and do is potion!' said the professor a smirk plying on his face.

The potion lesson came to an end. Draco walked down the isolated corridor trying to think of any evil ideas. Kill her! Said an insane voice at the back of mind No! Too gentle he whispered to himself.

'Hey Blondie!' said a voice.

'What?!' snapped Draco.

'Over here!'

'Why the hell are you hiding for?' cracked Draco.

'I'm not hiding you stupid good for nothing prick. I'm down here!' continued the voice. Draco looked down and found himself staring at a black cat. He sniggered and started to walk away. 'Who do you think you are, walking away from me?!' yelled the cat.

Draco's eyes almost popped out as he witnessed the cat's mouth moving. 'Animals don't talk!' uttered Draco.

'Yes we do,' replied the cat.

'No you don't'

'Yes we do'

'No you don't'

'Aah! Shut up blondie! I need your help...argg!' Draco watched as the cat coughed and heaved. Suddenly something came tumbling down his gob. 'Hair ball,' grinned the cat.

'That is sick!' uttered Draco. 'What do you want? I have things to destroy, people to annoy and place's to attend,' continued Draco. If Draco hadn't known any better he could have sworn the cat frowned, but he brushed the thought, Cats don't frown! He told himself.

'I'm trying to find my ginger hunny bunny!' explained the cat.

'How did you manage to find some one willing enough to go out with such an ugly cat?' sneered Draco

'I am very wild I tell you. Ladies find me sleek and sexy! Yeah baby! The things I get up to in the dark would surprise you...'

'I don't wanna know!' snapped Draco.

'O.k. well she is ginger and has an attitude, she is slightly chubby, but that ain't her fault!' described the cat.

'Crooshanks!' smirked Draco, he tried his best not to laugh but he just couldn't help himself. His cackle traveled down the corridor and vibrated off the walls.

'Crooshanks! What fucking fool gave my baby such a hideous name, I bet you it's those Gryffindor. If I were a being I would kill them with my good looks,' said the cat.

'Yeah sure! I lack brain cells but I'm not blind hence why I'm not wearing glasses,' mumbled Draco. 'I don't like the idea of talking to a foul mouth cat so I'll help you find that pathetic excuse for a cat and you help me get even with the red haired Ginny.'

'Ginny, what a divine goddess sent from up above,' dreamed the cat.

'You know her?' questioned Draco.

'Yes! She is some thing I tell you. Once I caught her in the shower wearing nothing...' started the cat.

'I don't wanna know about it, I go for pretty girls not ginger sprouts!' muttered Draco. 'Can cats get orgasm?' continued Draco.

'How do you think we end up reproducing!' uttered the cat in a more of a fact sort of way.

'I am way too good looking and cunning for that matter to be talking to a fur ball so excuse me while I find that pathetic excuse for a cat and get back to my revenge,' said Draco. Just thinking about his evil idea caused a wide grin to play on his pale face.

'Hey don't insult my hunny bunny, you...' Draco did not bother to listen any more. If he personally had the choice he would have pulled out the cats legs and given to one of Hagrid's ugly creature that he insisted were adorable.