Author's note: I would like to thank those faithful reviewers:
oOweasleywizardwheezesOo: I was deciding whether i should make the cat horny and my friend was like 'yea why not'. Sick cat i know!
mrs wOOd nd malfOy: The cat is a horny freak that's why it keeps calling Crooshanks hunny bunny. Don't we all wish we could see Draco in boxer.
Amourlily: Thank you for thinking it was funny. This chap is for you!
Queen of darkness: Once again thanks for complimenting my humor.
Malfoy's babe: You know so many reviewers said i was funny, i'm even starting to believe it myself. Short, i didn't think it was that short. I'll try to do something about it.
Mr MooMoo's unnamed Minion: Thanks for the review. As horny and annoying the cat is, he will tie in neatly later on.
Kimmy-Kitty: It was a pleasure to read your fanfic. Yes the story went a bit disturbing, soz for that.
Smrt cids: How can i possibly think i'm half as funny as other writers, they are experinced. Anyways thanks for the review.
Ya salam: You are one of those people who speak slag i'm guessing from the whole 'bare'. Nonetheless thanks for the review.
Disclaimer: I don not own Harry Potter so need to get the police involved.
Draco lingered carelessly, his velvet robe swayed from side to side. That cat was dirty! Thought Draco and his mind drifted back to the cat but quickly tried to focus on the next important thing. Draco was using all the brain cells he had, to try and find something humiliating for the ginger sprout.
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Ginny who had discovered the wonders of muggle technology got a CD player and some CDs from Hermione. However she lacked good taste in music. She sat in the Gryffindor common room nodding along to Toxic by Britney Spears.
'Baby can't you see?
I'm falling,
A guy like you should wear a warning, You're dangerous...'
floated Ginny's irritating voice down the crowded common room. 'You can't sing, so why do you have to suffocate us?!' yelled Dean.
'My ears are bleeding!' screeched Seamus. Loud roaring laughter echoed and filled the common room. 'I'm being serious!' screamed Seamus. Laughter's died out gently and Dean spoke out 'You see Ginny, that is how bad your singing really is.' Ginny ignored their denote comments and she actually believed that she had a voice of an angel.
Draco walked into the Gryffindor common room after some difficult persuasion from the fat lady. Neville who held a glass globe dropped it and the crashing noise vibrated of the wall. The common room fell silent and all eyes were fixed on Draco. No one bothered to say anything because they were too shocked to see the proud slytherin set foot in their common room.
'Hey Ginny, I have a surprise for you. I have done so much thinking and research and felt you deserved the very best,' uttered Draco. Ginny's mouth was so wide open Draco was almost sure flies had nested.
'What do you want?!' brawled Ginny. Just the look on her face made Draco beam and his eyes twinkled with insanity. This revenge was bound to be more successful then he thought. Draco lowered his head and murmured a spell. He lifted his head gently and looked at her.
'You are mentally disturbed!' said Ginny.
'So is Voldermort but look how far he got,' replied Draco, the beam still playing on his pale face. Almost all the Gryffindor's gasped at the name of the dark lord.
Fart! Escaped from Ginny. The room fell in silence once again and the bad smell of the fart loitered. Draco who was already prepared for this, left. The spell was bound to work as planned and even be more succesful. 'Sorry,' whispered Ginny, her face becoming scarlet.
Fart! Fart! Fart! Continued and no matter how hard Ginny tried to hold it she just found it more difficult. Students started to pour out of the common room, even Ginny could not bear to inhale the unbearable smell of her own fart, she decided she would go outside.
Walking down the corridor was a lot worse than being in the common room. Ginny who thought the fart had worn off after not farting for 30 seconds relaxed. Ffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrttttttttttttttttt! The bad odor exploded down the corridor and students ran for their life's. The fart became faster, stinker and much louder.
Ginny's ears glowered and all she wished was to be swallowed by hell. She walked down the corridor and headed towards the hospital wing. No one was any where to be seen. As she arrived at the hospital wing, madame Pomfrey said 'I'm sorry dear there is nothing that can be done. The injured ones need rest, do you mind going?'
Ginny had never in her life been humiliated. The castle was isolated and no one was to be seen apart from Ginny. 'This is the start of twisted revenge!' screamed ginny and her voice echoed down the corridor...