Yo! It's me again. I must forewarn you if you haven't seen the summary that
YOU MUST READ SECRETS AND SEDUCTION BEFORE YOU READ THIS! Thanks to all of
those who read and are still reading S.A.S! And thanks to LIM, my trussting
and loyal beta! Now, here's your disclaimer!
*various Johnny Depp characters walk out to center stage with pieces of paper in their hands*
Gilbert: *reading * Ice Cubes Junkie does not own any of the characters, themes, or-
Ichabod: items formerly or presently belonging to the cast, crew-
Edward: ...I cut my paper....
Sam: I can't read.
Spencer: I'm dead.
Glen: So am I!
Mort: I'm just a murderer....
Sands: I HAVE NO *bleep! * EYES!
this chapter has been beta read and tested by the National Beta Readers Foundation For Freakishly Insane POTC Authors and has been hereby deemed appropriate for everyone that are not, have never been, never want to be, and will never be related to any sheep of any kind. If any of the latter apply to you please turn back now because your sheepy tails will be singed by the freaky vibes recieved from this chappie of POTC author freakiness. That is all. }
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It is now two years after you were shot. Many things have happened. You're completely healed, save the scars. Unfortunately (yeah right), Anamaria has died due to an unknown disease. If you ask me, I think it was that one disease from the movie 'Outbreak.' Of course, as VDK III would suggest, mad cow disease would be more understandable.
Recently, there have been tales of a lost treasure in a small village in Spain, rumors courtesy of the many pubs that you have visited on your journey. Naturally, Jack has to go see for himself. He gathers all the cargo, maps out a route or two, and makes way.
It's been about a month since you've left the Caribbean, and frankly, you're getting rather sick of seeing water. So by this point you've resigned yourself to sitting in the cabin that you share with Jack, trying to keep yourself occupied. Whenever you work, you make sure you stay in the galley to clean or cook. Jack can tell that you're ready to see land again, so he tries to help you through in whatever way he can, though usually chortling and saying, "Yeh'll get over it soon 'nuff."
Whenever you get bored with Jack, you go to visit your new friend, Will Turner. Will joined the crew when Jack found him wasting away in a tavern in Tortuga. Once the two of you were able to understand the incoherent speech and garbled tears, you learned that Elizabeth had died of rabies. I think it was getting too close that monkey....
Will would sit and listen to you complain for hours on end. In return, you'd listen to his problems. In the past month, the two of you have become very close. He was like a brother to you, and you a sister to him. Jack was relieved that you finally had someone else to talk to, seeing as how he was starting to feel that he couldn't help you in certain areas.
Now you've been brought up to speed! I think you'll like the next chapter more. Stuff happens in it....
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Uhg! First chapter down, more to go...R&R!
*various Johnny Depp characters walk out to center stage with pieces of paper in their hands*
Gilbert: *reading * Ice Cubes Junkie does not own any of the characters, themes, or-
Ichabod: items formerly or presently belonging to the cast, crew-
Edward: ...I cut my paper....
Sam: I can't read.
Spencer: I'm dead.
Glen: So am I!
Mort: I'm just a murderer....
Sands: I HAVE NO *bleep! * EYES!
this chapter has been beta read and tested by the National Beta Readers Foundation For Freakishly Insane POTC Authors and has been hereby deemed appropriate for everyone that are not, have never been, never want to be, and will never be related to any sheep of any kind. If any of the latter apply to you please turn back now because your sheepy tails will be singed by the freaky vibes recieved from this chappie of POTC author freakiness. That is all. }
~*~*~*~*~*~
It is now two years after you were shot. Many things have happened. You're completely healed, save the scars. Unfortunately (yeah right), Anamaria has died due to an unknown disease. If you ask me, I think it was that one disease from the movie 'Outbreak.' Of course, as VDK III would suggest, mad cow disease would be more understandable.
Recently, there have been tales of a lost treasure in a small village in Spain, rumors courtesy of the many pubs that you have visited on your journey. Naturally, Jack has to go see for himself. He gathers all the cargo, maps out a route or two, and makes way.
It's been about a month since you've left the Caribbean, and frankly, you're getting rather sick of seeing water. So by this point you've resigned yourself to sitting in the cabin that you share with Jack, trying to keep yourself occupied. Whenever you work, you make sure you stay in the galley to clean or cook. Jack can tell that you're ready to see land again, so he tries to help you through in whatever way he can, though usually chortling and saying, "Yeh'll get over it soon 'nuff."
Whenever you get bored with Jack, you go to visit your new friend, Will Turner. Will joined the crew when Jack found him wasting away in a tavern in Tortuga. Once the two of you were able to understand the incoherent speech and garbled tears, you learned that Elizabeth had died of rabies. I think it was getting too close that monkey....
Will would sit and listen to you complain for hours on end. In return, you'd listen to his problems. In the past month, the two of you have become very close. He was like a brother to you, and you a sister to him. Jack was relieved that you finally had someone else to talk to, seeing as how he was starting to feel that he couldn't help you in certain areas.
Now you've been brought up to speed! I think you'll like the next chapter more. Stuff happens in it....
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Uhg! First chapter down, more to go...R&R!