Disclaimer: I don't own the characters. They belong to Lee Young Yuu.

Warning: This chapter contains non-graphic male/male pairings. If you don't like, don't read. This chapter also contains complete weirdness.

Author's Note: Thank you to those of you who reviewed. The next manga volume comes out in the middle of August. I'm curious to see what happens next and who ends up with who.

If the House is Rockin' Don't Come a Knockin'

What the hell am I doing here? Kun thought as he stared at the gray two-story house that Jung-Woo resided in. He wondered if he should just turn around and go home. But he had to admit he was curious about how Jung-Woo was going to make it worth his while. Suddenly the front door opened and a pair of cold blue eyes stared out at him with a hint of amusement.

"Do you plan to stand out there all night because if you do, I thought you should know you kind of look like a stalker. It's creepy to have someone just standing there staring at my house." Jung-Woo said as he leaned up against the doorframe. Kun grinned at the comment. He supposed he did look strange. He slowly made his way toward the house. Once inside Jung-Woo grabbed him by the arm and led him towards the stairs.

"Want to go to my room and play a videogame on my play station 2?" He asked while leading Kun towards a door at the end of the hall.

"Sure, I love playing videogames." He really did like playing videogames and was slightly relieved that Jung-Woo had a normal hobby.

Once inside the small bedroom he could only stare in amazement at the many different hats that hung on the walls. There wasn't much to the room besides a double bed, dresser, TV, and lots of hats. He was surprised at how neat Jung-Woo was. There were no piles of dirty clothes in his room.

"I like hats!" Jung-Woo said with excitement.

"I would have never guessed." Kun said sarcastically as he stared at them all in wonderment. He looked towards the TV and noticed that there wasn't a play station near it. Maybe he keeps it in the closet, he thought shrugging his shoulders and brushing the thought away.

"I don't have a play station. My Grandma says they're a waste of time and money." Jung-Woo said while giving Kun a sadistic smile.

"Um, so why did you tell me you had one?" He was starting to get creeped out. Why would he lie about having one? After all it was he who suggested they play it.

"I wanted to get you up to my room." Jung-Woo stated as he started to take steps towards Kun. His immediate response was to back away. Each time he took a step back Jung-Woo would take one forward. This went on for a short while until Kun felt something hit the back of his knees. He landed on the soft mattress of the small double bed.

Kun didn't have time to recover before a warm body was on top of him. Once on top Jung-Woo let loose and began savagely kissing Kun. He couldn't breathe much less think when he felt a tongue plunge into his mouth, and warm fingers sliding to the hem of his shirt and lifting it up. Jung-Woo broke the kiss for a few seconds and completely removed Kun's shirt.

What the hell? I should stop this! Kun thought as he continued kissing him. He had never been this far with a guy, and honestly never really thought about. Well, there had been a few times he had thought about doing things with Ga-Woon, but that was just to freak him out. Kun was no stranger to sex he had done it a few times with various female models, but that was different. He knew what he was doing when it came to women. Men on the other hand... he didn't even know where to start when it came to actually pleasing one. Kun's thoughts were interrupted when he felt his pants being pulled down and was left in his black boxers. He felt a mouth making its way down his chest.

"Just relax Kun. You'll feel a lot of pain at first, but trust me when I say the pleasure is worth all the pain." Jung-Woo said sexily as he continued kissing trails down his chest.

"What are you talking about? What's going to hurt?" Kun stuttered.

"When I enter you, but if you just relax it will feel much better."

"No way in hell am I going to be your bottom boy. So, you can just get that sick idea out of your head." Kun yelled angrily as he shoved him off. Unfortunately he had shoved a little too hard and he and Jung-Woo hit the floor with a thud. Kun looked down into Jung-Woo's eyes with anger.

"Get off him, you bastard!" Was the only warning Kun got before he was ruthlessly kicked in the side. He rolled off of Jung-Woo and looked around only to meet the fiery glare of Tae. He looked up towards the open door and saw Ga-Woon standing in the doorway with a dish in his hands. Their eyes met, and Kun could tell that Ga-Woon was excited by the scene before him.

Tae on the other hand was burning with rage and hatred. She went to her cousin and embraced him on the floor rocking him back and forth telling him it was going to be ok.

"Did that sick freak do anything funny to you?" She asked while kissing her cousin on the forehead.

"He kissed me and took off his clothes. Then he told me it would hurt at first, but if I relaxed it would feel great. Don't worry, Tae, I liked the things he was doing." Jung-Woo said looking up at his cousin with wide innocent eyes.

"I didn't do or say any of those things, you did!" Kun hissed angrily at the now innocent looking boy cradled in Tae's arms.

"Don't lie Kun. Like Jung-Woo would even know where to start." While Tae gave Kun a scathing look, Ga-Woon set the dish of pot roast Tae's mother had asked them to bring over on the floor. He slowly made his way over to his scantily clad friend.

Kun saw his friend looking strangely at him. He suddenly felt flushed when he realized that he was the only one in the room who wasn't complexly dressed. He was surprised when Ga-Woon leaned down and began to kiss him softly. The kiss continued at the soft slow pace as Kun pulled Ga-Woon to the floor.

Tae shuttered as her boyfriend began gently messaging his friend's muscular chest. There had been many restless nights that she had woken up from a dream featuring the two of them. Now here they were acting out her fantasies in front of her. She slowly started rubbing the slightly muscular chest she had her arms around.

"Tae," Jung-Woo whined.

"Sorry." Tae said with disgust and embarrassment. She couldn't believe that she had forgotten who was in her arms.

"Hey, guys, why don't we eat my mother's pot roast? We can eat it in the kitchen." She said while retrieving the dish and racing out of the room. Kun and Ga-Woon slowly pulled away from each other looking at the back of Tae in disappointment and relief.

"Well, this is awkward," Ga-Woon said.

"Yeah, tell me about it." Kun responded as he pulled on his jeans and shirt.

"I'm hungry." Jung-Woo whined at the two boys ignoring the fact that only minutes ago they had been making out.

"Well, I, for one, would let you starve to death for how you lied about me to Tae!" Kun glared at the small blond.

"I know you wouldn't really want me dead because someday you're going to marry me, Kun." With that Jung-Woo got up leaving two very confused boys in his room to ponder whether or not he was joking.

TBC

Sorry for all the weirdness. I just couldn't help it. Let me know what you think. Really.