Title: Naruto is BACK
Summary: Naruto escaped his life in the village to someday come back as someone his love would look at. Now he's back and looking HOT! Hormones are flying and girls are screeching! Sasuke becomes an overly possesive and jealous freak and Naruto has no idea or does he?
PG-13: For mild language and actions
Category: Shonen-ai because Naruto and Sasuke make such a cute couple! If you don't like it, don't read it.
Disclaimer: I no own Naruto because I don't, but that doesn't stop me from having Sasuke! Bwahahahahaha! coughs I'm kidding! I only own the plot of this fanfic.
Chapter One: Someone is Back!
Girl One: (screeches) Oh my freaking GAWD, who the hell is he!
Girl Two: (places hand on forehead) I think I'm going to faint.
Girl Three: DAMN! No one can look that good!
Girl Four: Only a god can look like THAT!
Girl Five: Oh, he's coming this way!
Girl Six: Is my hair okay!
Girl Seven: (crying) NOOOOO! The day I meet my future husband has to be the day I have a pimple. Life is soooo unfair.
Girl Three: WOW! That's one big pimple! I thought it was a wart!
Girl Seven: (cries uncontrollably)
Girl Two: Oh, quit your crying!
Girl Four: Yea, who says he's going to be yours. He's mine!
Girl Six: What! You guys can't be serious, he's practically drooling over me.
Girl One: No way! He's looking at me!
Guy: (smiles at them)
Girls: (faints)
Guy: (sweatdrops) I wonder what's wrong...? (shrugs) Oh well, it can't be my fault, can it? I mean I don't look that ugly anymore. Have I become uglier! Noooooo! This can't be! Calm down, calm down. I'm taking this way too far. Plus I don't have time for this. I need to find them. (leaves)
Kakashi: (walking and then stops and looks at the unconscious girls) I wonder what evil fiend can destroy so many beautiful women! This evil must be stop, but after I finish my book. (continues reading Make Out Paradise Vol.3 and walks away)
Kakashi fan girls: (cries) Oh how can Kakashi-/sama/ be so cruel to let those poor girls lie there without any aid. Oh well, he must have something important to do. (shrugs and smiles) Wait for us Kakashi-sama!
Sakura: (walking happily after an encounter with her Sasuke-kun) La la la la la la la. I think I have finally achieved the impossible and captured Sasuke-kun's heart in my grasp! It won't be long after he will be eating of my hands. Now, all I need to do is make him go out in a date with me and everything will be set. A hug today can mean a kiss tomorrow! (walks carelessly on the unconscious girls with a goofy smile on face)
Sasuke: (walking with hands on pockets) Why the hell did I allow that ugly Sakura to hug me! I need to take a bath quick or I might puke by the stench of her! Oh why the hell did I think she was Naruto! I need to rest my mind or I'll start imagining everyone being Naruto! (shakes uncontrollably) What if I actually kiss Rock Lee! The horror, oh the horror! I need to stop thinking about Naruto or I'll end up dead by the sheer disgusting thoughts of my mind! (runs home not even noticing as he steps on the unconscious girls)
Guy: Where the fuck are they! I looked everywhere in the village! Where can three people be in such a small village! (stomach growls) Well, I'm hungry. It is time for RAMEN! (dashes off to ramen shop)
Sasuke's POV
Damn it! I don't have a single scrap of food around here. It's all that goddamn Naruto's fault. He's making me act like him. I mean I never ran out of food before he left! I'm too responsible, but he just had to leave and make me forget about anything else except him. Well, I'll stop thinking of him right now. Yes, my mind is made up. I will stop thinking of that dead last. Now, what to eat? Ramen sounds good. Yup, forgetting all about him. (A/N: Poor Sasuke-kun is in denial.)
Now, where was that ramen restaurant again? Oh, there it is. I walk toward it to see a crowded group of girls and some guys.
What the hell! When did ramen become so popular!
"Excuse me, will somebody let me pass," I grit my teeth. Acting polite takes a lot out of me, but I'm not like that loud mouth Naruto. Hell, not again. Stupid mind stop thinking of that...that...deadlast! He's not worth it!
"Oh...Sasuke-kun," a girl blushes, "I'm sorry, am I blocking your way?"
"Yes, you are. Are you in line?"
"Uh...actually I'm not," she answered.
"Then get the hell away from here because people actually came to eat here," I replied to her, "and if your so dumb not to get the eating part of a restaurant, you need great help."
"Sasuke, you never change. Look you made the girl cry."
That voice. It sounds familiar. I look at the owner of the voice and my breath catches in my throat. Right in front of my eyes was...
A/N: This version has been revised by my new beta, Rebecca-sama. Please thank her, everyone. Ja-ne.