Chapter 1: The Androids Strike Again
Once there was a young boy by the name of Goten and his older brother named Gohan. They lived in a place called Tokyo. They weren't very ordinary; let's just say they were what you call Super Saiyans!!! They were monkeys!! They had tails and unordinary powers and changed into a giant monkey monster at the sight of a full moon. You could say they were like werewolves, but monkeys. Yeah. . .but monkeys. . .very tragic. And they came and originated from a long line of Super Saiyans. Their father's name was Goku. Who was very brave, courageous, tactical, powerful and a great warrior. But, there was one thing wrong, he had bronze but no brains and he loved to eat. He even named his children after food for god sakes. They also had a mother named Chi Chi (omg what's next?). When she had temper tantrum she had a hell of one. You better watch out because she was damn near invincible when she had one. There are other people, but this ten-year-old and 16-year-old are far too lazy to elaborate at this moment.
So one day in. . .um, Tokyo, Goku, Gohan, and Goten were watching the television when all of the sudden the dreaded androids struck AGAIN!!! Uh-oh Doctor Gero was up to one of his evil, conniving schemes again and this time it wasn't going to be pretty. They were making a disaster area out of residential Tokyo and destroying the city. They had to get out there and work fast; there was no time to waste.
"Come on Goku, Gohan and Goten get your butts out there and destroy them ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!" (A little more of a drunken and don't know what the hell she's doing Chi Chi because we all know that Chi Chi would never be this easy going and cooperative.) Chi Chi said as she was jumping up and down like a child of five.
"Okay, okay I'm going." Gohan said in a rather manly and striking voice.
"Don't you use that tone with me mister!"
"Chi Chi, Gohan already left. . ." Said Krillin who mysteriously appeared out of nowhere.
Narrator: Krillin was an old fart friend of Goku's. He could be explained as a short, bald, woman-seeking monk. He was always searching for love in the wrong places (Think about it: First that Bulma doppelganger Marron, then a chick that ain't even human. . .and furthermore he named his daughter after his first ditzy girlfriend. . .what a jackass). . .Oh just read the goddamn story!
So anyways, on with the story.
"Oh just shut up Krillin." Chi Chi said as she slurred uncontrollably due to her drunkenness.
"Hey, I'm gonna go chill with mah homies a.k.a. Goku, Gohan and Goten." With that he left with the sweet thought of chillin with his home dawgs as Chi Chi laughed at him because he would probably die if he tried to chill with anything.
A/N: Keep in mind that we were extremely bored when coming up with this. And also the ten-year-old would like to go and start a bonfire on the western shores of Africa.