Disclaimer: Yes, my name is Joss. I own all this. lie detector goes off Oh dear. I've been found out. I guess I don't own this. Darn. lie detector reads as truth

Summary: AU after Something Blue. What if Willow decided to become a vengeance demon? Eventual femslash, because what is a pyrowolf fic without it? Entirely plot-driven, that's what.

Author's note: Very little to say today. Its kinda cold and its raining and flooding all over the place nearby, but its kinda sunny right now. I swear it's the day after tomorrow all over the world. D'Hoffryn speaking telepathically is in italics.

Willow: Patron Saint of all Women Scorned
By: Pyrowolf1117

Chapter 4: First time and Anya finds out

"Ahh...got it!" Anya exclaimed as she finally managed to pick the lock to Willow's apartment.

She had waited forever in the bushes near the door to the apartment building until one of the patrons came by and unlocked the door to let themselves in. Anya hopped out of the bushes and stuck her foot in the jamb before it could close.

"Now let's see your new residence, shall we?" Anya whispered as she let Willow's apartment door swing open.

"Hi! I'm Willow! I'm new here." Willow said rather giddily as she handed Charlotte her coffee.

"Internship?" Charlotte asked boredly.

"Uh-huh! I can't wait to sink my teeth into the business world!" She grinned and sat down near the brunette.

"Its not all its cracked up to be, believe me." Charlotte rolled her eyes and took a sip of her coffee.

"Well, what is? I know that my last relationship wasn't. Ugh! This guy, was a TOTAL sleaze bag. He seemed all nice on the outside, but secretly he's banging this bitch behind my back!"

"Oh, I totally get that. My last guy was like that." Charlotte stared into her coffee.

"Sometimes I just wish his insides would boil and his skin would melt off..." Willow hinted.

"Ha ha...that would be cool."

"Well, c'mon! What do you wish would happen to your guy?"

Charlotte hesitated. "...I guess...I sorta wish he would get his."

Will'ressa morphed into demon face. "Done." And she disappeared.
Will'ressa appeared, still in demon face, in a hotel room where Charlotte's guy was in bed with a blonde.

"SEAN!!!" the vengeance demon boomed. The two in the bed screamed. "I have been called upon to enact vengeance upon your filthy male self."

The blonde screamed and ran out with the sheet wrapped around her, leaving Sean naked and trembling on the bed.

"Now, dear Sean. It is just you and I. What horrible punishment shall I force you to experience? Excruciating pain is always good!" Will'ressa flicked her wrist and Sean was screaming and writhing in pain and agony.

"Now, pain, while fun, is short lived, and usually forgotten quickly. I need my first to be excellent, and last a very long time." She flicked her wrist again. "You are now unable to orgasm ever again, and are destined to be impotent at the most inopportune times. Like when you want to do anyone other than who you're with. That should teach you to cheat!"

Will'ressa cackled as Sean looked down at himself in absolute horror.

"Remember, for all your vengeance needs, call Will'ressa! So long!" She waved her arms dramatically and teleported away with a whooshing sound.
That was great, Will'ressa! You've done an excellent first job, without going overboard. I know you will do very well.

Willow beamed with pride as she teleported back to her apartment.
"Whoa..." Anya whispered as she looked over the inside of the apartment. "This is all very familiar..." she whispered as she glanced at the carnage paintings.

Willow, still in demon face, teleported into the center of the room, a few feet away from where Anya was now standing. Anya shrieked. Willow jumped.

"ANYA! What are you doing here?!"

"I think the question is why are you a vengeance demon!?"

"Well that's easy. D'Hoffryn approached me and offered me your old job, because I can do it SO much better than you did!"

"HA! Fat chance! No one is as good as I was!"

"Oh yeah? Then why are you now human? Because you were careless and BAD AT YOUR JOB!"

"Oooh! If I still had powers I'd eviscerate you SO BAD!"

"Well now I'm the one with the power, so you get to be eviscerated by me!" Willow raised her hands and pointed them at Anya dramatically. Anya looked on and crossed her arms defensively.

Willow dropped her arms to her sides. "Ha ha...just kidding. But seriously, this is kinda boring with no one to discuss it with. I can't talk to Buffy about it cause she'd freak and probably try to kill me."

Anya chuckled. "Oh yeah, like the Slayer could really kill a vengeance demon!" She said sarcastically.

"I know eh. Well whaddaya say? Wanna go get some mochas and talk about the wonderful world of vengeance?" Willow asked as she morphed back into her human guise.

"Sure! Then we can tell gory tales!"

And with that, they went out the door.
TBC.......Next time: Anya gets wistful for the old times, and Willow and Anya tell gory tales! Yay.