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Summary: AU after Something Blue. What if Willow decided to become a vengeance demon? Eventual femslash, because what is a pyrowolf fic without it? Entirely plot-driven, that's what.

Author's note: As always, D'Hoffryn speaking telepathically is in italics.

Willow: Patron Saint of all Women Scorned

By: Pyrowolf1117

Chapter 5: Gory Tales

"...And that's when he screamed, and oh my gosh did he ever have a pair of lungs on him. It was so loud it woke up the whole town and they all came running, just to see their mayor explode into little pieces all over them." Anya regaled with glee as Willow listened on intently.

"I can't wait until I have as many stories as you do, Ahn," the redhead said wistfully as she took a sip of her mocha.

"Believe me, after 1120 years of vengeancing it up, you end up with a lot of stories."

"Okay, well, last week, I was on a job, right? So I whoosh on over to the guy after the girl makes the wish, and it turns out he's some huge TV star! So I whoosh over and we're on a television stage set, going out live! So I step off to the side real quick so the world doesn't end up seeing me too well, cause we just can't have a million people knowing about us and all summoning us at once, it would be FAR too much work for me. So I step off to the side, and wait for him to finish up his bit. I end up getting real bored and start twisting his insides from within, while still being hidden. He was trying to say his lines and it was so funny cause he's all wincing in pain and trying not to!"

"Oh my god, that was you? I was watching that episode and I saw him doing that and I thought maybe he had horrible diarrhea or some kind of indigestion!"

"I know! It was great." Willow grinned.

Anya sighed. "You know what? I miss having powers. I miss being able to mangle a person with my thoughts. I miss doing vengeance! I really want my old job back..."

"Well, its kinda my job now..." the vengeance demon trailed off.

The ex-vengeance demon sighed again.

"D'Hoffryn!!" Willow cried out.

What is it, my dear?

"I need to talk to you..."

Very well, what do you need to talk about with me?

"It's about Anya..."

Anyanka? Has she been pestering you?

"Oh, no. Not at all! We've been talking alot and she really wants her old job back, but its my job now...."

Well, I suppose she has learned her lesson. I hope it has taught her not to be so careless next time.

"So you'll let her be a demon again?"

If its alright with you of course.

"Of course it is!"

And with that, they were teleported into Arash Ma'har.
"Anyanka! How would you like your old job back?" D'Hoffryn asked.

Anya tried to keep from squealing and jumping up and down with glee, but she couldn't help the grin that broke across her features. Willow's grin was matched with it as she stood in the shadows next to D'Hoffryn.

"DEFINITLEY!"

"Have you learned not to be careless with your pendant?"

"Oh, I most certainly have! I'll never let it out of my sight again!"

"That's my girl. Now, I'll let you have your job back, but on one condition."

"And what might that be?"

"You work together with Will'ressa. She seems to have taken a liking to you."

"So we'll be like, the vengeance demon tag-team?" Willow questioned.

D'Hoffryn chuckled and nodded.

Anya's pendant materialised around her neck, and she felt herself becoming a demon once more. Her soul left her, and she was filled with power. It was great.

And with that, Will'ressa grabbed Anyanka's hand and they teleported back to (now) their apartment.
TBC.........Next up: Anyanka and Will'ressa do some vengeance double-time, and the spell that's keeping the Scoobies in check wears off.