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Summary: AU after Something Blue. What if Willow decided to become a vengeance demon? Eventual femslash maybe, because what is a pyrowolf fic without it? Entirely plot-driven, that's what.

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Willow: Patron Saint of all Women Scorned

By: Pyrowolf1117

Chapter 6: Obsessing and Geekiness

"WILLOW! ANYA!" Buffy shouted from across the street as she spotted the duo walking away.

Willow turned and sighed. She really would have to cut Buffy off for good if she didn't want to be pestered like this all the time. Anya glared at her as if to say 'Its not my friend, you deal with her.'

Buffy dashed across the street, barely being missed by a truck as she cut off traffic. She skidded to a stop in front of the redhead.

"Willow! Where have you been? I've missed you. Xander does too. You don't come to Scooby meetings anymore, you dropped out of college, what's going on?"

"Umm...uhh...well..." the redhead stammered.

Anya rolled her eyes at her partner. "Willow, if we don't hurry we might miss the you-know-what. Please finish your social interaction quickly."

"We gotta go, Buff. I'll talk to ya later." Willow said and turned away from the confused Slayer, who had furrowed her brow prominently.

"We seriously have to either relocate away from them or just cut them off. We can't keep making excuses every time you see one of them!" Anya complained as she rooted through her wardrobe.

"I know..." Willow sighed as she put on the outfit she had selected yesterday for herself. "Are you almost ready to go?"

"Just hold on. Should I wear this one or this one?" she asked as she held up the two outfits to her body.

"Just pick one! We're gonna be late!" the redhead huffed.

"Oh, I'm SOOO sorry little miss I'm-always-set-for-everything-days-in- advance!"

"Well, if I left everything 'til the last minute like YOU we'd never get anywhere!"

"Shut up! At least I'm not a geek."

"I'm not a geek! I'm just not as fashion-obsessed as you!"

"Oh, so you'd rather obsess over stupid geeky things like being early for everything and having everything neat and tidy!"

"I DO NOT OBSESS!" the redhead (who was also getting red-faced) shouted and crossed her arms defensively.

"Fine. I will not emphasize the fact that you are geeky. Now which one should I wear?"
"I honestly think we should confront her, Giles. Something is definitely wrong with her. Maybe it's a spell! Can you check if it's a spell?" Buffy ranted frantically at the ex-watcher.

"I could, Buffy, but don't you think that maybe she's just going through a phase, like any normal teenager? After all, Oz did leave her rather heartbroken recently." Giles tried to reason.

"I think Buffy's right, G-man. I mean, maybe Anya is under a spell too! She just breaks up with me for absolutely no reason, Willow's been acting weird for a while and now they're both hanging out together! How does that work?" Xander yammered.

"Very well then, if that is what you want to do, I will perform a spell to discern if something mystical has happened to Willow and Anya."
TBC..........dundundunn!! Next up: the Scoobies do a spell and Willow and Anya are found out. Plus maybe some vengeance and a happy dance.