Yay!! More OOC Jakotsu-ness!! Hehe... .
Just figured I'd mention it... in the RP, I was Miroku and Jakotsu. Inu was Hikari-kon (--pen name) and Rei was our other friend, who, sadly (only not really) doesn't have a fan ficition account. Poo.
And because I forgot to post this in the last chapter.... I do not own InuYasha, or it's characters, and if I WAS making a friggin profit off of this do you think I'd be posting it on HERE!?
-.-
On with the fic?
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"GET OFF OF ME! I swear on my mothers grave... I'll rip you a new asshole if you don't..." Inu-Yasha paused, trying to hide a moan. Jakotsu wasn't about to stop playing with his new toy.
"You don't want me to stop. I can tell." He said between kisses down his neck.
"You freak..."
Jakotsu gave an annoyed huff. "You want me off you?" Inu-Yasha paused, and nodded angrily.
"Fine." Jakotsu stood, and went behind Inu-Yasha, out of his view for a moment. "I'm perfectly happy with this position." He draped his arms around Inu-Yasha's torso and began tugging at his shirt.
"Ah!" Inu-Yasha was surprised by this and hit Jakotsu with his bound hands. Jakotsu was struck close to his lower abdomen, and fell onto his bum. Inu-Yasha took this opportunity to begin rolling away.
"I'm supposed to be the sadist, Inu-chan. Don't try and hit me!" Jakotsu stood and walked after the rolling hanyou.
"Kuso... kuso... kuso!" Inu-Yasha muttered as he realized any attempt to escape was futile. Jakotsu once again sat on him, straddling him. Jakotsu tsked him.
"Bad puppy. No leaving your master."
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Meanwhile, the neko and monk watched, amused. Miroku probably more so then Rei. In the midst of all the 'action' between Inu-Yasha and Jakotsu, Miroku's hand wandered closer and closer to a certain part of Rei's body...
(pat pat)
"MIROKU YOU JERK!" Rei yelled jumping out of the bushes and whacking Miroku over the head with her staff. She then looked the the direction of Inu-Yasha and Jakotsu who had gone totally silent and were now staring towards the bushes.
"Heh... heh..." She put her hand on Miroku's head in attempt to keep him hidden. Jakotsu and Inu-Yasha could faintly hear 'Sorry, possessed hands.' Both hanyou's rolled their eyes.
Jakotsu continued looking curiously at the bushes. "Um, dear, might I ask what you were doing back there?"
"Uh, just... um... here with... Umm..." She looked down at Miroku and quickly realized how obvious it must have been if she was holding something down and moved her hands behind her back, innocently.
"With who." He scowled.
"Myself!"
"I swear if you're lying..."
"I'm not!" As if to prove it, she moved through the bushes into the clearing. She looked down at Inu-Yasha who mouthed something similar to 'Help me' "So who's that you got there? He's pretty cute."
"My mate. And if you'll excuse us-"
"He doesn't look to thrilled to be here and... is he tied up?!"
Jakotsu smiled angrily, "He's playing hard to get."
"Neh..."
The two looked down at Inu-Yasha, who was still struggling under Jakotsu. "You should let him up. It's not nice to hold someone against their will."
"It's called S&M hussy, now get lost!"
"I know what it's called!" She snapped. "You should just give him a chance to resist, Jakotsu. Stupid half-wit..."
"How did you know my name?"
"Uh... Heheh..." She stuttered backing up into the bushes again. "I just...do!" She managed before tripping and plummeting to the ground "Oof!"
Jakotsu stood and dragged Inu-Yasha over to the bushes with him. He peered over the hedge to see Rei lying on top of Miroku in a rather suggestive position. "Yare, yare. What do we have here?"
"Some rescue party..." Inu-Yasha mumbled.
"Hmph. Well, Miroku. Cat.... thing. If you'll excuse me, me and Inu-Yasha have some business to attend to. If you want to join us, Miroku, you're welcome to."
"I'll pass on that offer." Miroku didn't look at Jakotsu as he responded. He was preoccupied with Rei. Jakotsu threw Inu-Yasha to the ground and sat astride his hips.
"Now, where were we?" Inu-Yasha just rolled his eyes. They were then, interrupted once again, by a shriek and a loud thwap.
"Dumb monk..." They looked over to see Rei walking out of the bushes, and Miroku getting to his feet and stumbling out as well. Jakotsu looked very displeased.
Rei pointed her staff at Jakotsu. "Okay, let the mutt go, because I don't want to have to deal with his dumb girlfriend!"
"The fish?" Jakotsu asked stupidly.
"What?"
"SHE'S NOT A FISH!" Miroku and Inu-Yasha yelled in unison.
"Well she can't have him!" Jakotsu whined, hugging Inu-Yasha, who looked disgusted. Rei smacked Jakotsu on the back of the head, with her staff. "OW! What's your problem, wench!?"
"YOU!"
Jakotsu stood up, but knew Inuyasha would try to roll away, so put a foot on his stomach. A certain area on Jakotsu was once again quite visible for Inu-Yasha, who twitched and then averted his gaze. Miroku chuckled, and Rei took a fighting stance. "So it's a fight you want, then?"
"Sure." Rei grinned at the cross-dresser. After a moment, she realized Miroku wasn't doing anything to help. "Aren't you gonna fight with me, monk?"
"I'd rather watch." Miroku smiled and started backing away from the group.
"Smart houshi." Jakotsu smirked, drawing Jakotsutou.
"Shit..." Rei mumbled. "Okay, just... get off him, and walk away. Because it's either you go, or I go. I'm picking you..."
"Well, you'll have to fight me first."
"Fine." Rei closed her eyes and appeared to be concentrating. The staff she was holding turned into what appeared to be a sword. "Let's go..."
I'll have more soon!! ;
Keep reviewing?
Just figured I'd mention it... in the RP, I was Miroku and Jakotsu. Inu was Hikari-kon (--pen name) and Rei was our other friend, who, sadly (only not really) doesn't have a fan ficition account. Poo.
And because I forgot to post this in the last chapter.... I do not own InuYasha, or it's characters, and if I WAS making a friggin profit off of this do you think I'd be posting it on HERE!?
-.-
On with the fic?
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"GET OFF OF ME! I swear on my mothers grave... I'll rip you a new asshole if you don't..." Inu-Yasha paused, trying to hide a moan. Jakotsu wasn't about to stop playing with his new toy.
"You don't want me to stop. I can tell." He said between kisses down his neck.
"You freak..."
Jakotsu gave an annoyed huff. "You want me off you?" Inu-Yasha paused, and nodded angrily.
"Fine." Jakotsu stood, and went behind Inu-Yasha, out of his view for a moment. "I'm perfectly happy with this position." He draped his arms around Inu-Yasha's torso and began tugging at his shirt.
"Ah!" Inu-Yasha was surprised by this and hit Jakotsu with his bound hands. Jakotsu was struck close to his lower abdomen, and fell onto his bum. Inu-Yasha took this opportunity to begin rolling away.
"I'm supposed to be the sadist, Inu-chan. Don't try and hit me!" Jakotsu stood and walked after the rolling hanyou.
"Kuso... kuso... kuso!" Inu-Yasha muttered as he realized any attempt to escape was futile. Jakotsu once again sat on him, straddling him. Jakotsu tsked him.
"Bad puppy. No leaving your master."
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Meanwhile, the neko and monk watched, amused. Miroku probably more so then Rei. In the midst of all the 'action' between Inu-Yasha and Jakotsu, Miroku's hand wandered closer and closer to a certain part of Rei's body...
(pat pat)
"MIROKU YOU JERK!" Rei yelled jumping out of the bushes and whacking Miroku over the head with her staff. She then looked the the direction of Inu-Yasha and Jakotsu who had gone totally silent and were now staring towards the bushes.
"Heh... heh..." She put her hand on Miroku's head in attempt to keep him hidden. Jakotsu and Inu-Yasha could faintly hear 'Sorry, possessed hands.' Both hanyou's rolled their eyes.
Jakotsu continued looking curiously at the bushes. "Um, dear, might I ask what you were doing back there?"
"Uh, just... um... here with... Umm..." She looked down at Miroku and quickly realized how obvious it must have been if she was holding something down and moved her hands behind her back, innocently.
"With who." He scowled.
"Myself!"
"I swear if you're lying..."
"I'm not!" As if to prove it, she moved through the bushes into the clearing. She looked down at Inu-Yasha who mouthed something similar to 'Help me' "So who's that you got there? He's pretty cute."
"My mate. And if you'll excuse us-"
"He doesn't look to thrilled to be here and... is he tied up?!"
Jakotsu smiled angrily, "He's playing hard to get."
"Neh..."
The two looked down at Inu-Yasha, who was still struggling under Jakotsu. "You should let him up. It's not nice to hold someone against their will."
"It's called S&M hussy, now get lost!"
"I know what it's called!" She snapped. "You should just give him a chance to resist, Jakotsu. Stupid half-wit..."
"How did you know my name?"
"Uh... Heheh..." She stuttered backing up into the bushes again. "I just...do!" She managed before tripping and plummeting to the ground "Oof!"
Jakotsu stood and dragged Inu-Yasha over to the bushes with him. He peered over the hedge to see Rei lying on top of Miroku in a rather suggestive position. "Yare, yare. What do we have here?"
"Some rescue party..." Inu-Yasha mumbled.
"Hmph. Well, Miroku. Cat.... thing. If you'll excuse me, me and Inu-Yasha have some business to attend to. If you want to join us, Miroku, you're welcome to."
"I'll pass on that offer." Miroku didn't look at Jakotsu as he responded. He was preoccupied with Rei. Jakotsu threw Inu-Yasha to the ground and sat astride his hips.
"Now, where were we?" Inu-Yasha just rolled his eyes. They were then, interrupted once again, by a shriek and a loud thwap.
"Dumb monk..." They looked over to see Rei walking out of the bushes, and Miroku getting to his feet and stumbling out as well. Jakotsu looked very displeased.
Rei pointed her staff at Jakotsu. "Okay, let the mutt go, because I don't want to have to deal with his dumb girlfriend!"
"The fish?" Jakotsu asked stupidly.
"What?"
"SHE'S NOT A FISH!" Miroku and Inu-Yasha yelled in unison.
"Well she can't have him!" Jakotsu whined, hugging Inu-Yasha, who looked disgusted. Rei smacked Jakotsu on the back of the head, with her staff. "OW! What's your problem, wench!?"
"YOU!"
Jakotsu stood up, but knew Inuyasha would try to roll away, so put a foot on his stomach. A certain area on Jakotsu was once again quite visible for Inu-Yasha, who twitched and then averted his gaze. Miroku chuckled, and Rei took a fighting stance. "So it's a fight you want, then?"
"Sure." Rei grinned at the cross-dresser. After a moment, she realized Miroku wasn't doing anything to help. "Aren't you gonna fight with me, monk?"
"I'd rather watch." Miroku smiled and started backing away from the group.
"Smart houshi." Jakotsu smirked, drawing Jakotsutou.
"Shit..." Rei mumbled. "Okay, just... get off him, and walk away. Because it's either you go, or I go. I'm picking you..."
"Well, you'll have to fight me first."
"Fine." Rei closed her eyes and appeared to be concentrating. The staff she was holding turned into what appeared to be a sword. "Let's go..."
I'll have more soon!! ;
Keep reviewing?