Disclaimer: I do not own a zippedy-doo-dah.
Susan cleared her throat.
"And now, singing Who Let the Dogs Out? We have Fred and George Weasley, and… Snuffles?" Everyone blinked and Lupin shifted in his seat, shaking his head.
The curtain opened on the two wearing white wife beaters and baggy black jeans, looking like mirror images. Snuffles was sitting in between them. The spotlight focused on them as the music started up.
Fred and George: Who let the dogs out?
Snuffles stood up then and started barking in perfect time to the music.
Snuffles: Woof, woof, woof, woof!
F & G: Who let the dogs out?
Snuffles: Woof, woof, woof, woof!
F & G: Who let the dogs out?
Snuffles: Woof, woof, woof, woof!
F & G: Who let the dogs out?
Fred: When the party was nice, the party was bumpin'
George: Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo.
Fred: And everybody havin' a ball
George: Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo.
Fred: I tell the fellas "…start the name callin'…"
George: Yippie Yi Yo
Fred: And the girls report to the call the poor dog show down
George: ha ha ha ha
F & G: Who let the dogs out?
Snuffles: Woof, woof, woof, woof!
F & G: Who let the dogs out?
Snuffles: Woof, woof, woof, woof!
F & G: Who let the dogs out?
Snuffles: Woof, woof, woof, woof!
F & G: Who let the dogs out?
Snuffles: Woof, woof, woof, woof!
F & G: I see ya' little speed boat head up our coast
She really want to skip town
Get back ruffy, Get that scruffy
Get back you flea infested mongrel
Snuffles: pant
George: I'm gonna tell myself I might not get angry
Fred: Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo
George: To any girls calling them canine
Fred: Haye!! Yippie, Yi, Yo
George: Tell the dummy "Hey Man, It's part of the Party!"
Fred: Yippie Yi, Yo
George: You fetch a woman in front and her mans behind
Fred: ha ha ha ha
George: Her bone runs out now
F & G: Who let the dogs out?
Snuffles: Woof, woof, woof, woof!
F & G: Who let the dogs out?
Snuffles: Woof, woof, woof, woof!
F & G: Who let the dogs out?
Snuffles: Woof, woof, woof, woof!
F & G: Who let the dogs out?
Snuffles: Woof, woof, woof, woof!
F & G: Say, A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone
All a doggy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it
A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone
All a doggy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it
F & G: Who let the dogs out?
Snuffles: Woof, woof, woof, woof!
F & G: Who let the dogs out?
Snuffles: Woof, woof, woof, woof!
F & G: Who let the dogs out?
Snuffles: Woof, woof, woof, woof!
F & G: Who let the dogs out?
Snuffles: Woof, woof, woof, woof!
F & G: I see ya' little speed boat head up our coast
She really want to skip town
Get back ruffy, Get that scruffy
Get back you flea infested mongrel
Wait for y'all my dogs, the party is on
I gotta get my girl I got my mind on
Do you see the rays comin' from my eye
What could you be friend
that Benji man that's breakin' them down?
Me and My white short shorts
And I can't seek a lot, any canine will do
I'm figurin' that's why they call me faithful
'Cause I'm the man of the land
When they see me they do…ah-ooooo
Snuffles: howl
Fred: Who let the dogs out?
Snuffles: Woof, woof, woof, woof!
George: Yippie Yi, Yo
Fred: Who let the dogs out?
Snuffles: Woof, woof, woof, woof!
George: Yippie Yi, Yo
Fred: Who let the dogs out?
Snuffles: Woof, woof, woof, woof!
George: Yippie Yi, Yo
Fred: Who let the dogs out?
Snuffles: Woof, woof, woof, woof!
George: Yippie Yi, Yo
George: Who let the dogs out?
Snuffles: Woof, woof, woof, woof!
Fred: Yippie Yi, Yo
George: Who let the dogs out?
Snuffles: Woof, woof, woof, woof!
Fred: Yippie Yi, Yo
George: Who let the dogs out?
Snuffles: Woof, woof, woof, woof!
Fred: Yippie Yi, Yo
George: Who let the dogs out?
Snuffles: Woof, woof, woof, woof!
Fred: Yippie Yi, Yo
The boys/dog faded out as the audience exploded in laughter and cheers. They raced back onstage as Susan walked up to speak and started bowing like crazy, blowing kisses and doing a V for victory. They then high-fived and crouched next to Snuffles, holding out their hands as he whapped them with his paw.
Fred even seized Susan's microphone to make a speech. "Thank you, thank you, thank you very much. To all of our devoted fans, we'll be signing autographs after the show." Now George grabbed the mike. "And to the first three lovely ladies, you get it for free! The first five people get a Wheeze from our new joke shop!"
They continued bowing as Susan tried to get the microphone, showing an amazing display of bravery instead of the expected timidness as she wrestled it from George's hand and chased them off the stage. "Shoo! Off, now! Your song is over!"
Susan finally got them off stage and went to stand in the middle like nothing had happened. She smiled and began. "Now, I'm sure they've praised themselves enough, so there's no need for me to do it anymore. Therefore, our next performer is Katie Bell, singing You Make Me Sick!"
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