THE AUTHORESS... SLEEPS
BECAUSE WAKING UP AT 8:00 IS BAD
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU HAVE TO STAY AWAKE UNTIL 1:30 AM
SATURDAYS ARE SUGAR-HIGH DAYS!
Reviews for Chapter Fourteen, I Don't Lick Frogs
kaida13- I know a little bit about everything that nobody cares about! It's cool to ramble to people about something they don't care about, talking so fast they can't tell you're talking about something they don't care about, then laugh at them when you finish and all they say is, "...Uh... huh..."
Celebrindae- I just had a sudden urge to start singing, but I managed to control it... And I doubt we're talking about the same one unless you're in college?
Hedi Dracona- Thank you. Thank you very much. ::bows::
Abanasinia- DIEST! That's an awesome word! Yay! ::singing:: Diest, diest, diest...
Just Another Person- Wow, long review. Let's see... I forget what Kuwabara said, but I knew what I had in mind when I wrote it... I forget now though. And I intend on drawing that scene where they're all drunk and singing... And feeling other peoples pain is scary...
Shessha's Crazy- ::inches away, trying to hide something behind her:: Don't look at me, see my halo? ::inching away a little quicker::
Natsumi-sama- Ummmmm... I'm talking to Eclipse while writing this and am completely braindead... Not unusual... O.o ::a brick falls on her head:: X.x
Kaoru-the-kitsune- People who survive through all of my stories without going nuts... Wow, that's amazing.
Nilkanowen- Umm... Even though I write these stories, I don't remember what happens in any of them... So if she said that... She probably forgot... Like I did... I'm still talking to Eclipse on the phone, so I keep losing my train of thought...
Okami Youkai- Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... ::clueless:: Eclipse is trying to steal my brain...
CHAPTER FIFTEEN
Very Short Ending Chapter
"Well, I suppose this is good-bye?" Kurama asked, smiling.
"Apparently," Tsume muttered.
"This is a heck of a time to be leaving, you know," Hiei said. "When they're horribly drunk..."
"Weren't you listening?" Koenma snapped. "They have to be in order for the portal to work! They've got that stuff Kurama made, so they can just take that and they'll be fine!"
Tsume and Kiba were conscious (but feeling rather sick), each of them supporting one of the other two wolves. Yusuke and Kuwabara were at Shadow's house, lying on the floor drooling all over themselves, unconscious. Hiei, Kurama, Eclipse, and Shadow were standing with Koenma and the four wolves in Reikai.
Tsume grumbled something.
"You're so kind," Eclipse said dryly to Koenma. He glared. Shadow stared up at them for a second before pulling the duct tape off her mouth (Koenma had put it there after watching the video Eclipse had taken).
"O, think'st thou we shall ever meet again?" she sobbed, hugging Tsume. The white-haired man stared at her.
"Not if I'm lucky."
"Hey!"
"She wants to see you again under more intimate circumstances," Hiei told the wolf. Shadow glared.
"I do not! But... Then again... I can't help wonder... If we did have sex, what would the babies look like?" she said. Tsume's eyes widened.
"Hopefully we'll never find out," Kurama said.
"Jealous?" Shadow asked. "What would the babies look like if me and Youko--"
"We better never find out," Hiei said coldly, looking at Kurama as he plastered more duct tape over Shadow's mouth.
"I think it's about time you guys left," Koenma said. "And Shadow, keep your fantasies and wonderings to yourself, we don't wanna know."
Shadow pulled the duct tape partially off her mouth. "Jealous much?"
She'd barely gotten the words out when Hiei stuck the tape back to her face. She crossed her arms and sulked, glaring at the lot of them.
"We're going home," Kiba said. "Bye. It was... interesting... meeting all you."
Then, they stepped through the portal and were gone. Eclipse sighed.
"Well, another insane adventure of the Reikai Tantei is coming to an end... Maybe, someday, we'll lead normal lives..." she said, mocking a narrator.
"Ha! Maybe when Hell freezes over," Hiei muttered.
"I'll get right on that!" Shadow said, pulling an ice cube out of her pocket.
"I shall bludgeon thee!" Eclipse shouted, pulling a rubber frog out of her pocket.
"THAT'S MY LINE, DAMMIT!" Shadow snapped. She pelted Eclipse with ice cubes, which were deflected with a rubber frog. However, being a fire demon, not an ice demon, Shadow did not have an endless supply of ice cubes, so she quickly resorted to flinging the contents of Koenma's desk...
"SHADOW JAGANSHI!" he yelled. Shadow and Eclipse froze, the pen Shadow had just chucked falling in mid-flight.
"MAKE A BREAK FOR IT!" Shadow screamed. She tore out of the room, Eclipse close behind, still attempting to bludgeon her with a frog while Shadow snatched things from people's hands to fling at her friend.
"... You think she was joking about that 'normal lives' thing?" Kurama asked, watching them run.
"Yes. I think so. Those two couldn't be normal even if Hell froze over..."
"YOU TWO GET BACK HERE AND CLEAN UP THIS MESS!" Koenma was yelling.
"Bludgeon! Bludgeon! Bludgeon!" Eclipse chanted. Suddenly Shadow spun and pointed at Koenma.
"LET'S BLUDGEON KOENMA!"
"Uh-oh..." Koenma whimpered, watching Shadow pull out Hiei and Kurama action figures from her pockets.
"YOU SHALL BE BLUDGEONED!" she cried. "AND IT WILL BE PAINFUL!"
"YES! WHAT SHE SAID!" Eclipse agreed. They sped towards Koenma.
Two hours later...
"Unhand me, villain!"
"Hey! I'm allergic to vines! Let me go!"
"Hiei! Do something!"
"You got yourself into this, Shadow," Hiei said, leaning against the wall and watching Kurama use some evil viney plant to tie Shadow and Eclipse to chairs.
"Viney plants give you cancer!" Shadow whined.
"Where'd you get that idea?" Kurama asked.
"Dunno. Just made it up. Now UNHAND ME, VILLAIN!"
"Want me to cut off your hands?" Hiei asked.
"No!" Shadow replied quickly. Then she added, "And you don't want to cut off my hands either." She bounced her eyebrows in that suggestive way.
"I don't wanna know," Kurama groaned.
"You don't? I bet Youko does."
"CEASE WITH THE PERVERTEDNESS!" Hiei yelled. "And keep your hands to yourself, you psychos."
"Yes, Your Royaltyness..." Shadow mumbled.
"You got that right!" Hiei retorted. Shadow snorted.
"In your dreams."
"I don't dream about royalties..."
Shadow narrowed her eyes. "What do you dream about? I'm not in your dreams, am I?"
"I recall you asking me the same thing," Kurama said. "Why are you so concerned?"
"I'm not," Shadow answered quickly.
"Yeah I bet..."
"Help me! It's trying to eat out my heart!" Eclipse wailed. They stared.
"Eclipse, it's not even moving..."
"I know. But you guys were ignoring me, so I decided to use an attention-grabbing statement..." she said innocently.
"We weren't ignoring you, Eclipse. You're just a very boring person so we forgot you existed," Shadow said, smiling. Eclipse glared.
"That's it!" She tipped over her chair and somehow managed to scoot over to Shadow, moving like and inch worm. When she reached her, she bit her leg, causing Shadow to kick her in the face.
"Keep your unsanitary mouth to yourself, you psycho!"
Eclipse lay across the room twitching. Shadow tipped over her chair and inched towards her. Hiei and Kurama watched with confusion and interest as the two girls somehow managed to knock each other unconscious with the chairs they were tied to.
"Well, I think it's about time for them to go home as well," Koenma said from the doorway. He had bandages all over him from being bludgeoned with rubber frogs and Hiei and Kurama action figures...
"Of course," Hiei said. "But now they're unconscious and can't be hurting anyone..."
"Just looking at them hurts me," Koenma replied. "Besides, I have work to do."
"Yes, Your Highness," Kurama grumbled. He grabbed the back of Eclipse's chair and dragged her out of the room. Hiei did the same with Shadow, and they were headed home.
The end.
Sayonara, sucker. :D
"My name is Darth Vader... I am an extra-terrestrial from the planet Vulcan." ::makes Vulcan sign::
(Back to the Future. I'm watching it while writing this... Disclaimer: Don't own it, have no affiliation with.)