River and Adriana are in the living room of La Boule.
River: I still can't believe Dorian is trying to keep us apart.
Adriana: She's not keeping us apart. She just said that because of our feelings for each other we shouldn't live in the same house right now. As long as we follow the three rules; don't get married, don't have sex, and don't lie about where you are going we can see each other.
River: Or as David put it; don't do anything that would require me to sing "I'm My Own Grandpa."
Adriana: My favorite part was when he said "Incest is best when kept in the family." (River looks at her disgusted.) What? It was funny. (She glances at her watch.) Ooh, I have to go. I'm supposed to meet Madrina at the diner in ten minutes.
River: You go ahead. I'm going to hang out here for a while.
Adriana: Bye.
River: Bye. (to himself) I know Dorian is hiding something and I'm going to prove it. (He goes upstairs into Adriana's room and takes some hair off her brush. He goes to Dorian's room and does the same thing.)
Dorian and David have returned home and decide to go to the diner to get something to eat.
David (looking up from his menu): I think I'm going to have the super deluxe burger with cheese. What about you?
Dorian (turning pale): I think I'll just have a salad.
David (concerned): You're not still sick are you? Maybe you should see a doctor.
Dorian: I am a doctor. I'm fine. My stomach's just not used to all those rich foods we ate in Puerto Rico.
David: Well, we'll have to correct that. We should eat rich food at least once a week. Heck, if you're buying, we can do it three or four times a week.
Dorian (smiles at him): If I'm buying you'll be lucky to get rich food once a year. Oh, look. There's Adriana. (She motions her over.)
Adriana: Hi, how was your trip?
Dorian: It was great. Did Blair take good care of you?
Adriana (sarcastically, but teasing): Yes, Mom.
Dorian: Good. After dealing with Starr you were probably a dream for her.
Adriana: Starr's not so bad. She's just spirited.
David: As in, "The spirit of the devil has entered her."
Dorian (warningly): David.
David: Hey, I watch Days of Our Lives. I know when someone is possessed by the devil.
Dorian: Well if Days makes you such an expert on things maybe we should've had you working on the Music Box Killer case since Marlena is currently killing half the town.
Adriana (confused): Should I go now?
Dorian: Of course not. We were just about to have dinner. Would you care to join us?
Adriana: I've already eaten, but I could use a milkshake.
Later they are finishing their meals when Antonio walks in. He goes over to the counter to talk to Carlotta. David, Dorian and Adriana get up and leave. David shoots Antonio a dirty look.
Adriana: Bye, Madrina. Bye Antonio.
Antonio: You're short staffed today. I'll bus their table.
Carlotta: Thanks, 'Tonio.
Antonio (he takes the straws out of Adriana and Dorian's drinks and keeps them): This is just what I need to prove Dorian is a liar.
The next day Adriana is in the living room at La Boule reading her history book. Paul comes barging in the room.
Paul: Just the person I wanted to see.
Adriana: Paul, I'm sorry about the money. I had nothing to do with it.
Paul: No, that's not why I'm here. I wanted to ask you for a favor.
Adriana: What kind of favor?
Paul: I need a lock of your hair.
Adriana: What for?
Paul: My mother. I just recently met her and I'm trying to please her so we can have some kind of relationship.
Adriana: A lock of my hair will do that?
Paul: My mom's crazy. She wants hair from all the women in our family for some sort of arts and craft project she's doing. I figure there's no harm in it. What could you possibly do with hair that could hurt anyone?
Adriana: Okay, sure. Why not?
Paul: There's one more thing.
Adriana (suspiciously): What?
Paul: Can you get some from Dorian too and not tell her it's for me?
Adriana: Why?
Paul: You know how she feels about me right now. If she's knows I'm involved she won't do it. Please. I really want Melinda to like me.
Adriana (reluctantly): All right. Wait right here.
Paul: Thanks, and make sure the locks don't get mixed up. (Sees Adriana's confused look) She's crazy, remember?
Adriana: Okay, I won't mix it up.
Adriana goes into the kitchen. Dorian is drinking ginger ale.
Adriana: Are you still feeling sick?
Dorian: Just a little. Maybe I shouldn't have drunk the water.
Adriana: That's Mexico.
Dorian: I know. But Montezuma was a powerful man. His revenge could've drifted south. Don't worry. I'll be fine. Is there something you wanted?
Adriana: I want a lock of your hair.
Dorian: Why?
Adriana: Because, uh, a scrapbook. Yes, that's right. My mom put a lock of my hair in my baby book from my first haircut. And next to it she put a lock of her hair and a lock of my father's hair. Since you are my mother, I thought I'd add your hair to the book.
Dorian (touched): Of course. (She hugs Adriana.)
Adriana comes into the living room with the hair in separate bags. She hands them to Paul.
Adriana: I hope this brings you closer to your mom because I feel horrible for lying to mine.
Paul: Thank you so much. (He leaves, then to himself) This is exactly what I need to prove Adriana doesn't deserve that money.
River: I still can't believe Dorian is trying to keep us apart.
Adriana: She's not keeping us apart. She just said that because of our feelings for each other we shouldn't live in the same house right now. As long as we follow the three rules; don't get married, don't have sex, and don't lie about where you are going we can see each other.
River: Or as David put it; don't do anything that would require me to sing "I'm My Own Grandpa."
Adriana: My favorite part was when he said "Incest is best when kept in the family." (River looks at her disgusted.) What? It was funny. (She glances at her watch.) Ooh, I have to go. I'm supposed to meet Madrina at the diner in ten minutes.
River: You go ahead. I'm going to hang out here for a while.
Adriana: Bye.
River: Bye. (to himself) I know Dorian is hiding something and I'm going to prove it. (He goes upstairs into Adriana's room and takes some hair off her brush. He goes to Dorian's room and does the same thing.)
Dorian and David have returned home and decide to go to the diner to get something to eat.
David (looking up from his menu): I think I'm going to have the super deluxe burger with cheese. What about you?
Dorian (turning pale): I think I'll just have a salad.
David (concerned): You're not still sick are you? Maybe you should see a doctor.
Dorian: I am a doctor. I'm fine. My stomach's just not used to all those rich foods we ate in Puerto Rico.
David: Well, we'll have to correct that. We should eat rich food at least once a week. Heck, if you're buying, we can do it three or four times a week.
Dorian (smiles at him): If I'm buying you'll be lucky to get rich food once a year. Oh, look. There's Adriana. (She motions her over.)
Adriana: Hi, how was your trip?
Dorian: It was great. Did Blair take good care of you?
Adriana (sarcastically, but teasing): Yes, Mom.
Dorian: Good. After dealing with Starr you were probably a dream for her.
Adriana: Starr's not so bad. She's just spirited.
David: As in, "The spirit of the devil has entered her."
Dorian (warningly): David.
David: Hey, I watch Days of Our Lives. I know when someone is possessed by the devil.
Dorian: Well if Days makes you such an expert on things maybe we should've had you working on the Music Box Killer case since Marlena is currently killing half the town.
Adriana (confused): Should I go now?
Dorian: Of course not. We were just about to have dinner. Would you care to join us?
Adriana: I've already eaten, but I could use a milkshake.
Later they are finishing their meals when Antonio walks in. He goes over to the counter to talk to Carlotta. David, Dorian and Adriana get up and leave. David shoots Antonio a dirty look.
Adriana: Bye, Madrina. Bye Antonio.
Antonio: You're short staffed today. I'll bus their table.
Carlotta: Thanks, 'Tonio.
Antonio (he takes the straws out of Adriana and Dorian's drinks and keeps them): This is just what I need to prove Dorian is a liar.
The next day Adriana is in the living room at La Boule reading her history book. Paul comes barging in the room.
Paul: Just the person I wanted to see.
Adriana: Paul, I'm sorry about the money. I had nothing to do with it.
Paul: No, that's not why I'm here. I wanted to ask you for a favor.
Adriana: What kind of favor?
Paul: I need a lock of your hair.
Adriana: What for?
Paul: My mother. I just recently met her and I'm trying to please her so we can have some kind of relationship.
Adriana: A lock of my hair will do that?
Paul: My mom's crazy. She wants hair from all the women in our family for some sort of arts and craft project she's doing. I figure there's no harm in it. What could you possibly do with hair that could hurt anyone?
Adriana: Okay, sure. Why not?
Paul: There's one more thing.
Adriana (suspiciously): What?
Paul: Can you get some from Dorian too and not tell her it's for me?
Adriana: Why?
Paul: You know how she feels about me right now. If she's knows I'm involved she won't do it. Please. I really want Melinda to like me.
Adriana (reluctantly): All right. Wait right here.
Paul: Thanks, and make sure the locks don't get mixed up. (Sees Adriana's confused look) She's crazy, remember?
Adriana: Okay, I won't mix it up.
Adriana goes into the kitchen. Dorian is drinking ginger ale.
Adriana: Are you still feeling sick?
Dorian: Just a little. Maybe I shouldn't have drunk the water.
Adriana: That's Mexico.
Dorian: I know. But Montezuma was a powerful man. His revenge could've drifted south. Don't worry. I'll be fine. Is there something you wanted?
Adriana: I want a lock of your hair.
Dorian: Why?
Adriana: Because, uh, a scrapbook. Yes, that's right. My mom put a lock of my hair in my baby book from my first haircut. And next to it she put a lock of her hair and a lock of my father's hair. Since you are my mother, I thought I'd add your hair to the book.
Dorian (touched): Of course. (She hugs Adriana.)
Adriana comes into the living room with the hair in separate bags. She hands them to Paul.
Adriana: I hope this brings you closer to your mom because I feel horrible for lying to mine.
Paul: Thank you so much. (He leaves, then to himself) This is exactly what I need to prove Adriana doesn't deserve that money.