Dorian and David are in the foyer of La Boulaie.
David: So let me make sure I understand this one more time. We missed Jack's birthday party because you and Viki were trapped in a cave so he got an unbirthday party. Then we missed Starr's birthday because of what happened New Years Eve so now Starr gets an unbirthday party.
Dorian: Right.
David: And Antonio and Todd will be in this house.
Dorian: Todd is Starr's father and Antonio is Jessica's boyfriend. They both have a right to be here. At least, that's what Blair keeps telling me.
David: Are you sure that tumor didn't do permanent brain damage?
Dorian: David! Actually, I'm starting to wonder myself.
The party is winding down. All of Starr's friends have left. All that's left is Todd, Blair, Starr, Jack, Kelly, Kevin, Dorian, David, Viki, Antonio, Jessica, Paul, River, and Adriana. Suddenly Carlotta walks in the door.
Antonio: Mami, I'm glad you are here. You're just in time. Thanks for coming. (To the room) I have an announcement to make that's for grownups and teenagers only. Todd, I think you should take Jack and Starr upstairs.
Todd and Starr: Why do I have to miss all the fun?
Blair: Starr!
Viki (at the same time): Todd!
Todd: Fine, but I want details. Come on kids. (He takes Jack and Starr and goes upstairs.)
Antonio: A few weeks ago, I had a DNA test done on Dorian and Adriana. I have the results right here.
River: What a coincidence. I had one done too and I have my results too.
Paul: Wow, so do I.
Dorian (worriedly): David, do something.
David: Paul I would expect this kind of behavior from you which is a shame after Dorian took you in and let you live in her home. But River to do this to your own grand-er Dorian and Antonio, not believing your own mommy.
Antonio, River, and Paul: Shut up, Vickers.
Kevin: So what do the results say?
Kelly: Kevin!
Kevin: What? They all have results. They are going to be read eventually so we might as well get it over with.
Antonio: He's right.
Dorian: Fine, get it over with.
David (whispering): Dorian.
Dorian: What choice do I have?
Antonio: According to these results Dorian (looks down, then surprised) is Adriana's mother.
River: What? That's impossible. My results say (surprised) that Dorian is Adriana's mother.
Paul: So do mine. I can't believe this.
David (to Dorian): How did you do that?
Dorian: I didn't. You didn't?
David: No.
Adriana: River, how could you do this? (She runs out of the room and River goes after her.)
Viki (to Jessica and Kevin): I think we should go. Thanks for the party Blair. (Kevin, Jessica, Viki and Kelly leave.)
Antonia (to Jessica): I'll be there in a minute. Mami...
Carlotta: Just go, 'Tonio.
Antonio: I'll call you. (Antonio leaves.)
David: I think you should leave now Paul.
Paul (mutters to himself): I don't understand it. (He leaves.)
Blair: I'm going to go check on the kids.
Dorian: David, I need to talk to Carlotta alone, please.
David: Okay. I'll go make sure Paul and Todd didn't steal any of the silverware.
Carlotta: How did you do it, Dorian?
Dorian: I didn't.
Carlotta: You mean...?
Dorian: Yes, Adriana really is my daughter.
Carlotta: Then that means...
Dorian: I'm so sorry.
David: So let me make sure I understand this one more time. We missed Jack's birthday party because you and Viki were trapped in a cave so he got an unbirthday party. Then we missed Starr's birthday because of what happened New Years Eve so now Starr gets an unbirthday party.
Dorian: Right.
David: And Antonio and Todd will be in this house.
Dorian: Todd is Starr's father and Antonio is Jessica's boyfriend. They both have a right to be here. At least, that's what Blair keeps telling me.
David: Are you sure that tumor didn't do permanent brain damage?
Dorian: David! Actually, I'm starting to wonder myself.
The party is winding down. All of Starr's friends have left. All that's left is Todd, Blair, Starr, Jack, Kelly, Kevin, Dorian, David, Viki, Antonio, Jessica, Paul, River, and Adriana. Suddenly Carlotta walks in the door.
Antonio: Mami, I'm glad you are here. You're just in time. Thanks for coming. (To the room) I have an announcement to make that's for grownups and teenagers only. Todd, I think you should take Jack and Starr upstairs.
Todd and Starr: Why do I have to miss all the fun?
Blair: Starr!
Viki (at the same time): Todd!
Todd: Fine, but I want details. Come on kids. (He takes Jack and Starr and goes upstairs.)
Antonio: A few weeks ago, I had a DNA test done on Dorian and Adriana. I have the results right here.
River: What a coincidence. I had one done too and I have my results too.
Paul: Wow, so do I.
Dorian (worriedly): David, do something.
David: Paul I would expect this kind of behavior from you which is a shame after Dorian took you in and let you live in her home. But River to do this to your own grand-er Dorian and Antonio, not believing your own mommy.
Antonio, River, and Paul: Shut up, Vickers.
Kevin: So what do the results say?
Kelly: Kevin!
Kevin: What? They all have results. They are going to be read eventually so we might as well get it over with.
Antonio: He's right.
Dorian: Fine, get it over with.
David (whispering): Dorian.
Dorian: What choice do I have?
Antonio: According to these results Dorian (looks down, then surprised) is Adriana's mother.
River: What? That's impossible. My results say (surprised) that Dorian is Adriana's mother.
Paul: So do mine. I can't believe this.
David (to Dorian): How did you do that?
Dorian: I didn't. You didn't?
David: No.
Adriana: River, how could you do this? (She runs out of the room and River goes after her.)
Viki (to Jessica and Kevin): I think we should go. Thanks for the party Blair. (Kevin, Jessica, Viki and Kelly leave.)
Antonia (to Jessica): I'll be there in a minute. Mami...
Carlotta: Just go, 'Tonio.
Antonio: I'll call you. (Antonio leaves.)
David: I think you should leave now Paul.
Paul (mutters to himself): I don't understand it. (He leaves.)
Blair: I'm going to go check on the kids.
Dorian: David, I need to talk to Carlotta alone, please.
David: Okay. I'll go make sure Paul and Todd didn't steal any of the silverware.
Carlotta: How did you do it, Dorian?
Dorian: I didn't.
Carlotta: You mean...?
Dorian: Yes, Adriana really is my daughter.
Carlotta: Then that means...
Dorian: I'm so sorry.