Two months have passed since the surgery. The day of Dorian and David's
wedding has finally arrived. Dorian, Blair, Kelly, Cassie, Starr and Dylan
are in the back room of St. James church. Everyone is dressed for the
wedding, except for Dylan. He is wearing only a diaper. Dorian is holding
him and tickling his tummy. He is squealing in delight. Viki walks in the
door.
Starr: Aunt Viki, do you like my dress?
Viki: It's beautiful.
Starr: Aunt Dorian let me pick it out all by myself.
Viki: You did a great job. You look like a miniature version of Blair. (She walks over to Dorian.) It's almost time. Are you going to get him dressed?
Dorian: I guess it's safe now. He ate and spit up already. Cassie, will you put his tux on?
Cassie: Of course. Come here, Dilly. Let's get you ready for mama and daddy's wedding.
Viki: Dorian, you look beautiful.
Dorian: Thank you. You know what you have to do?
Viki: Sit in the front row. At the first sign of Dylan fussing, I take him from Paul and take him out into the hall.
Dorian: I left his diaper bag out there. There's toys, diapers, and a bottle. I don't think he'll fuss, but just in case.
Viki: Don' worry. I've got it covered. So are you going on a honeymoon?
Dorian: No, we don't want to leave Dylan. Poor Cassie didn't get hardly any sleep when I was in the hospital. We're just going to spend tonight at The Palace. Between giving birth and giving you a kidney, I haven't had sex in four months so I'm really looking forward to tonight.
Viki: I would feel some sympathy for you, but my husband has been in a coma for two years.
Dorian: How do you stand it?
Viki: I take care of things.
Dorian (shocked): Viki!!! That was a mental image I could do without.
Viki: I have to live with the image of you with my son, so it's only fair.
Kelly: Aunt Dorian, Andrew wants to know if you're ready.
Dorian: I'm ready.
Viki: Well, I better go take my place. See you at the alter.
Adriana: Come on, Mom. Let's get you and David married.
The music starts. River, the best man, and Adriana, the maid of honor, go down the isle together. They are followed by Kelly and Paul. Blair is behind them carrying Dylan who is now dressed in a tux. When she reaches the alter, she hands Dylan to Paul. Jack, the ring barer is up next followed closely by flower girl, Starr. The wedding march starts.
Cassie: Are you sure about this?
Dorian: More sure then I've ever been about anything in my life.
Cassie: Okay then, lets go.
Cassie and Dorian reach the alter.
Andrew: Who gives this woman to be wed?
Cassie: I do. (She goes and stands next to Blair)
Andrew: We are gathered here today to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony. David and Dorian have written their own vows. David.
David: Dorian, I take you to be my wife. I promise to love you no matter what. You have given me the thing that I have always wanted, a family. I promise to love your kids the way that you do. I am, at heart, a conman, and I will always scheme. I promise to always scheme with you and never against you. And though no one else will believe this, I promise to love you for richer or for poorer for the rest of my life.
Dorian: David, I take you to be my husband. You make me feel complete. You are the only man who has ever loved me and not some idealized version they have of me. I promise that I will always try to be honest with you. You are my partner and my soulmate. I will love you for the rest of my life.
Andrew: The rings.
David (takes the ring from River and slips it on Dorian's finger): With this ring, I thee wed.
Dorian (takes ring from Adriana and slips it on David's finger): With this ring, I thee wed.
Andrew: By the power vested in me from the church and the state of Pennsylvania, I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss your bride.
Dorian and David kiss as we fade out.
THE END
Starr: Aunt Viki, do you like my dress?
Viki: It's beautiful.
Starr: Aunt Dorian let me pick it out all by myself.
Viki: You did a great job. You look like a miniature version of Blair. (She walks over to Dorian.) It's almost time. Are you going to get him dressed?
Dorian: I guess it's safe now. He ate and spit up already. Cassie, will you put his tux on?
Cassie: Of course. Come here, Dilly. Let's get you ready for mama and daddy's wedding.
Viki: Dorian, you look beautiful.
Dorian: Thank you. You know what you have to do?
Viki: Sit in the front row. At the first sign of Dylan fussing, I take him from Paul and take him out into the hall.
Dorian: I left his diaper bag out there. There's toys, diapers, and a bottle. I don't think he'll fuss, but just in case.
Viki: Don' worry. I've got it covered. So are you going on a honeymoon?
Dorian: No, we don't want to leave Dylan. Poor Cassie didn't get hardly any sleep when I was in the hospital. We're just going to spend tonight at The Palace. Between giving birth and giving you a kidney, I haven't had sex in four months so I'm really looking forward to tonight.
Viki: I would feel some sympathy for you, but my husband has been in a coma for two years.
Dorian: How do you stand it?
Viki: I take care of things.
Dorian (shocked): Viki!!! That was a mental image I could do without.
Viki: I have to live with the image of you with my son, so it's only fair.
Kelly: Aunt Dorian, Andrew wants to know if you're ready.
Dorian: I'm ready.
Viki: Well, I better go take my place. See you at the alter.
Adriana: Come on, Mom. Let's get you and David married.
The music starts. River, the best man, and Adriana, the maid of honor, go down the isle together. They are followed by Kelly and Paul. Blair is behind them carrying Dylan who is now dressed in a tux. When she reaches the alter, she hands Dylan to Paul. Jack, the ring barer is up next followed closely by flower girl, Starr. The wedding march starts.
Cassie: Are you sure about this?
Dorian: More sure then I've ever been about anything in my life.
Cassie: Okay then, lets go.
Cassie and Dorian reach the alter.
Andrew: Who gives this woman to be wed?
Cassie: I do. (She goes and stands next to Blair)
Andrew: We are gathered here today to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony. David and Dorian have written their own vows. David.
David: Dorian, I take you to be my wife. I promise to love you no matter what. You have given me the thing that I have always wanted, a family. I promise to love your kids the way that you do. I am, at heart, a conman, and I will always scheme. I promise to always scheme with you and never against you. And though no one else will believe this, I promise to love you for richer or for poorer for the rest of my life.
Dorian: David, I take you to be my husband. You make me feel complete. You are the only man who has ever loved me and not some idealized version they have of me. I promise that I will always try to be honest with you. You are my partner and my soulmate. I will love you for the rest of my life.
Andrew: The rings.
David (takes the ring from River and slips it on Dorian's finger): With this ring, I thee wed.
Dorian (takes ring from Adriana and slips it on David's finger): With this ring, I thee wed.
Andrew: By the power vested in me from the church and the state of Pennsylvania, I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss your bride.
Dorian and David kiss as we fade out.
THE END