GF: Hey, welcome back!
Seto: Save me!
GF: Hey, it hasn't been that bad yet, has it? I mean, you've been through worse stuff, right?
Seto: I don't put anything past authors.
GF: That's actually very smart. Anyways, here's Ch. 3! I'm slow aren't I?
Joey: Aren't you supposed to be working on your website?
GF: Yeah, well I get distracted easily. Deal with it. Anyways, I'll do the disclaimer, for once. I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, * sobs * but I wish I did. If I did, all the episodes would really suck though.
Seto: You can say that again.
GF: Hey, do dogs talk?
Seto: I'm not a dog!!!
Joey: ^_^ Yeah but now you look like one!
GF: Thanks for all the reviews! ^_^ ___________________________________*____________________________________
(Scene: Kaiba residence)
Joey: Well, I guess now I'm gonna be the one calling you the puppy dog.
Seto: * MAD * You just better leave me alone until you leave. I'm going back upstairs. We'll see if there is a way to get the stupid lock off. * goes upstairs *
GF: Good luck with that. He'll never get it off. Hey, what happened to Yami Bakura?
Joey: He's gone. Oh well, probably got bored or something.
GF: BORED?! But I thought he'd enjoy this! Sheesh!
Bakura: My Yami is a little tough to figure out.
Yami: Forget about that stupid tomb raider. What are we going to do next?
GF: Well, stage one has been completed, so . . . Yugi: Umm. . . how many "stages" are there?
GF: Actually, I don't know, I'm just making them up as I go along.
Everyone: * sweatdrops *
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(Cut to living room)
Yami Bakura sneaks inside and over to Green Flame's bag.
Yami B.: Hmm, what kind of things are in here anyways? If I grab all of Green Flame's torture stuff, than I can finally get back at that stupid Pharaoh and get all the Millennium Items!
Yami Bakura sorts through the bag, and picks out the useful stuff (which is everything) until he comes across one particular item. A notepad and pen.
Yami B.: Aha!!! This must be where Green Flame writes her stories! With this I can take control of the entire story. Everyone will have to do what I tell them. And I can get back at the Pharaoh and Green Flame! I can't believe Green Flame would be so stupid as to leave this here.
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(Back to computer room)
GF: All right, now we have a plan. We will get back at Kaiba for all the mean things he's done, like calling Joey a puppy dog and insulting him in other ways, being mean in his second duel with Yugi (although I kinda felt sorry for him), and, uh, just being mean! ^_^
Mokuba: Don't forget having fun!
GF: Wow, you really have had to much sugar, huh? Well, yes we will also have fun. Back to the headquarters! (Living room)
Everyone goes back into the living room to set up the plan. They all stop dead when they see Yami Bakura already in there, with a pen and paper.
Yami B: Hello, everyone. Look at what I found. Green Flame's writers pen and paper! The story is now under my control!
GF: You baka! You went into my bag, didn't you?
Yami B: Yes I did. I thought you'd be smarter than to leave your writing material in it. GF: You idiot. * walks up and grabs notepad and hits Yami B. over the head with it * This is my drawing pad, not what I write stories in.
Yami B.: Huh?
GF: And I can't believe you went into my bag! You were going to take my torture stuff to, weren't you?
Yami B: Uh . . . * feels like a total idiot *
GF: HOW DARE YOU!!!! * grabs her special fire mallet * Take this. * Tries to hit Yami Bakura *
Yami B: AHHHHHH!!!!! HELP!!!! * runs *
Everyone else: * watches them run back and forth *
Yugi: Do you think we should help?
Yami: Nah, I'm enjoying this.
Joey: Besides, I wouldn't want to get involved.
Yugi: Yeah, you're right. * goes back to watching *
(2 hours later)
GF: * still chasing Yami Bakura *
Yami B: * still running *
GF: * stops * OK, I can't run anymore.
Yami B: * also stops * Good, neither can I.
GF: GOTCHA!!!! * surprise attacks Yami B. with mallet *
The fire mallet catches fire on contact.
Yami B: AAHHH! * realizes his hair is on fire * WATER! I NEED WATER!!! * runs into bathroom *
GF: HAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's what you get for messing with a pyro-obsessed freak!
Everyone: * sweatdrop *
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(Cut to Kaiba in his workroom)
Kaiba sits there bored out of his mind because he can't get the lock off and he can't work on his computer because he now has paws instead of fingers.
Seto: * sighs * Stupid Green Flame. But I have been in worse situations. This is all sugar's fault. If sugar hadn't been created, Mokuba wouldn't have eaten it and Green Flame wouldn't be over here, not to mention Yugi, and I would be stuck like this. Well, I'm going to do something about it. She can make as many plans as she wants but I have tricks up my sleeves as well. This is MY mansion, of course. This is WAR!
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(Cut back to living room)
Everyone sits around a coffee table. Yami Bakura comes out of the bathroom, hair all wet and slightly smoking. He glares daggers at GF.
Joey: All right, GF. So what's our plan?
GF: Umm. I lied. I don't have one.
Everyone: * anime fall *
Yami B: Ha, you're no author. You haven't even got a plot plan!
GF: Well, I may not have a planned plot, but I do have pixie sticks!
Mokuba: * brightens up at the sound of sugar * WHERE?!
GF: Sorry Mokuba, they're mine. * looks around the room for something to do * Hey Mokuba, do you know what's in that drawer with the lock on it?
Mokuba: I think that there are video tapes in there, but big brother keeps them locked up, so I'm not sure.
GF: Well, anybody got a paperclip?
Everyone: . . .
GF: Well that's ok I brought one just in case.
Everyone: * sweatdrops *
Green Flame goes about picking the lock with a paperclip while the others watch. When she gets it unlocked, she opens the drawer to reveal bunches of video tapes labeled: HOME VIDEOS
GF: This should be interesting.
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GF: All right that's it for Ch. 3. How was it?
Joey: That was boring, we didn't do anything!
GF: Well just hold on. I'm on a shortage of pixie sticks. Expect the next chapter very soon. I'm going to go get on a sugar high with all the pixie sticks my friend gave me! ^____^
Seto: Uh-oh.
GF: Hey your not supposed to be here!
Seto: Oh yeah. * leaves *
GF: OK! What will we do with the home videos we found? What is Kaiba planning? What will Yami Bakura do to me now that I put him on fire?
Yami B: Oh I know what I'll do to you. * Cracks knuckles *
GF: Gulp. Well please review. Next chapter will be even better!
Seto: Save me!
GF: Hey, it hasn't been that bad yet, has it? I mean, you've been through worse stuff, right?
Seto: I don't put anything past authors.
GF: That's actually very smart. Anyways, here's Ch. 3! I'm slow aren't I?
Joey: Aren't you supposed to be working on your website?
GF: Yeah, well I get distracted easily. Deal with it. Anyways, I'll do the disclaimer, for once. I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, * sobs * but I wish I did. If I did, all the episodes would really suck though.
Seto: You can say that again.
GF: Hey, do dogs talk?
Seto: I'm not a dog!!!
Joey: ^_^ Yeah but now you look like one!
GF: Thanks for all the reviews! ^_^ ___________________________________*____________________________________
(Scene: Kaiba residence)
Joey: Well, I guess now I'm gonna be the one calling you the puppy dog.
Seto: * MAD * You just better leave me alone until you leave. I'm going back upstairs. We'll see if there is a way to get the stupid lock off. * goes upstairs *
GF: Good luck with that. He'll never get it off. Hey, what happened to Yami Bakura?
Joey: He's gone. Oh well, probably got bored or something.
GF: BORED?! But I thought he'd enjoy this! Sheesh!
Bakura: My Yami is a little tough to figure out.
Yami: Forget about that stupid tomb raider. What are we going to do next?
GF: Well, stage one has been completed, so . . . Yugi: Umm. . . how many "stages" are there?
GF: Actually, I don't know, I'm just making them up as I go along.
Everyone: * sweatdrops *
__________________________________*___________________________________
(Cut to living room)
Yami Bakura sneaks inside and over to Green Flame's bag.
Yami B.: Hmm, what kind of things are in here anyways? If I grab all of Green Flame's torture stuff, than I can finally get back at that stupid Pharaoh and get all the Millennium Items!
Yami Bakura sorts through the bag, and picks out the useful stuff (which is everything) until he comes across one particular item. A notepad and pen.
Yami B.: Aha!!! This must be where Green Flame writes her stories! With this I can take control of the entire story. Everyone will have to do what I tell them. And I can get back at the Pharaoh and Green Flame! I can't believe Green Flame would be so stupid as to leave this here.
_______________________________________________*________________________
(Back to computer room)
GF: All right, now we have a plan. We will get back at Kaiba for all the mean things he's done, like calling Joey a puppy dog and insulting him in other ways, being mean in his second duel with Yugi (although I kinda felt sorry for him), and, uh, just being mean! ^_^
Mokuba: Don't forget having fun!
GF: Wow, you really have had to much sugar, huh? Well, yes we will also have fun. Back to the headquarters! (Living room)
Everyone goes back into the living room to set up the plan. They all stop dead when they see Yami Bakura already in there, with a pen and paper.
Yami B: Hello, everyone. Look at what I found. Green Flame's writers pen and paper! The story is now under my control!
GF: You baka! You went into my bag, didn't you?
Yami B: Yes I did. I thought you'd be smarter than to leave your writing material in it. GF: You idiot. * walks up and grabs notepad and hits Yami B. over the head with it * This is my drawing pad, not what I write stories in.
Yami B.: Huh?
GF: And I can't believe you went into my bag! You were going to take my torture stuff to, weren't you?
Yami B: Uh . . . * feels like a total idiot *
GF: HOW DARE YOU!!!! * grabs her special fire mallet * Take this. * Tries to hit Yami Bakura *
Yami B: AHHHHHH!!!!! HELP!!!! * runs *
Everyone else: * watches them run back and forth *
Yugi: Do you think we should help?
Yami: Nah, I'm enjoying this.
Joey: Besides, I wouldn't want to get involved.
Yugi: Yeah, you're right. * goes back to watching *
(2 hours later)
GF: * still chasing Yami Bakura *
Yami B: * still running *
GF: * stops * OK, I can't run anymore.
Yami B: * also stops * Good, neither can I.
GF: GOTCHA!!!! * surprise attacks Yami B. with mallet *
The fire mallet catches fire on contact.
Yami B: AAHHH! * realizes his hair is on fire * WATER! I NEED WATER!!! * runs into bathroom *
GF: HAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's what you get for messing with a pyro-obsessed freak!
Everyone: * sweatdrop *
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(Cut to Kaiba in his workroom)
Kaiba sits there bored out of his mind because he can't get the lock off and he can't work on his computer because he now has paws instead of fingers.
Seto: * sighs * Stupid Green Flame. But I have been in worse situations. This is all sugar's fault. If sugar hadn't been created, Mokuba wouldn't have eaten it and Green Flame wouldn't be over here, not to mention Yugi, and I would be stuck like this. Well, I'm going to do something about it. She can make as many plans as she wants but I have tricks up my sleeves as well. This is MY mansion, of course. This is WAR!
__________________________________*____________________________________
(Cut back to living room)
Everyone sits around a coffee table. Yami Bakura comes out of the bathroom, hair all wet and slightly smoking. He glares daggers at GF.
Joey: All right, GF. So what's our plan?
GF: Umm. I lied. I don't have one.
Everyone: * anime fall *
Yami B: Ha, you're no author. You haven't even got a plot plan!
GF: Well, I may not have a planned plot, but I do have pixie sticks!
Mokuba: * brightens up at the sound of sugar * WHERE?!
GF: Sorry Mokuba, they're mine. * looks around the room for something to do * Hey Mokuba, do you know what's in that drawer with the lock on it?
Mokuba: I think that there are video tapes in there, but big brother keeps them locked up, so I'm not sure.
GF: Well, anybody got a paperclip?
Everyone: . . .
GF: Well that's ok I brought one just in case.
Everyone: * sweatdrops *
Green Flame goes about picking the lock with a paperclip while the others watch. When she gets it unlocked, she opens the drawer to reveal bunches of video tapes labeled: HOME VIDEOS
GF: This should be interesting.
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GF: All right that's it for Ch. 3. How was it?
Joey: That was boring, we didn't do anything!
GF: Well just hold on. I'm on a shortage of pixie sticks. Expect the next chapter very soon. I'm going to go get on a sugar high with all the pixie sticks my friend gave me! ^____^
Seto: Uh-oh.
GF: Hey your not supposed to be here!
Seto: Oh yeah. * leaves *
GF: OK! What will we do with the home videos we found? What is Kaiba planning? What will Yami Bakura do to me now that I put him on fire?
Yami B: Oh I know what I'll do to you. * Cracks knuckles *
GF: Gulp. Well please review. Next chapter will be even better!