GF: Hiya everyone and welcome back! How many times have I said that?

Joey: Enough.

GF: True. Well, this is chapter 4!

Seto: * sarcastically * Oh, great. Whoopee!

GF: Your not supposed to be here, remember?

Seto: Leave me ALONE!!!

Tristan: Hey, what about us?

Tea: Yeah, me and Tristan didn't say ONE line last chapter!

GF: Whoops. Oh, and poor Bakura only got one. Sorry Bakura!

Tristan: Excuse me? Don't we get an apology, too?

GF: Ummmmmmm . . . Nope! No I'm kidding! You'll get lots of line this chapter!

Tristan: Are you sure?

Tea: Oh, come on, she's not that mean, is she?

GF: Nah, I'm not that bad. Now please do the disclaimer.

Tristan: What?

GF: You want lines, right. Then PLEASE do the DISCLAIMER!

Tristan: * spooked * Ok. Green Flame does not own Yu-Gi-Oh.

GF: Thanx. And thanx to all of you who sent reviews!

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GF: Alright, it looks like we've been brought some entertainment.

Yami: Good, lets watch!

Joey: This should be interesting.

Tristan: Somebody get popcorn!

Tea: ~.^ Popcorn?

Tristan: What? I'm hungry!

Tea: * sighs * Aren't you always.

Mokuba: Oh, now I remember. This must be where big brother took the tapes I recorded of him. . . never mind, you'll see. But there are more tapes than I remember. Some must be from when Seto was small.

GF: Aww. . . how cute. Lets watch!

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Mokuba: * off screen, obviously the camera man * Ok, here, with my new tape recorder I got for Christmas, I will unveil the secrets of Seto Kaiba.

The camera moves into Kaiba's room, where he is asleep.

Kaiba: * snores * (A/N: See, told ya he was asleep. Didn't believe me, did you?)

Kaiba turns in his sleep toward the camera to reveal he is holding a fluffy pink teddy bear.

Mokuba: Big brother can't get to sleep without Fluffums. I thought he got rid of it years ago.

Kaiba: * opens one eye, sees Mokuba with tape recorder * MOKUBA!!!! * gets up to chase Mokuba *

* Screen goes static *

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Everyone: BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

GF: Hey Mokuba, good one. * high fives Mokuba *

Yami: HAHAHAHAHAH!! I'll remember that forever.

Joey: HAHAHA!!! Kaiba can no longer throw insults at me!

Tristan: Hey Green Flame, throw in another!

GF: Ok! * picks out a tape, outs it in *

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Mokuba: * camera man again * Hehe, another one of Kaiba's secrets.

The camera goes up to outside the bathroom door, where apparently, someone is in the shower.

Kaiba: * Is in the shower, but of course we can't see him * * singing * Why does it always rain on me? Even when the sun is shining, I can't avoid the lightning. . . * goes on singing *

Kaiba finishes the song, and everyone in the living room sits stunned, because Kaiba actually sung the song very beautifully.

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GF: . . . wow . . . Your brother should really take up singing.

Yugi: Yeah . . . I never knew Kaiba could sing so well

Tea: Wow, that was really beautiful.

Mokuba: . . . Lets put in another tape, shall we?

GF: Yeah. * grabs another tape * Hmm, this one is from when Kaiba was your age Mokuba.

Joey: Lets watch it.

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Kaiba is indeed around Mokuba's age in this tape. It also seems that he has set up the camera himself this time. It is pointing to an open window. Young Kaiba gets in front of the camera.

Kaiba: Ok, today, I'm going to show off my flying powers.

Kaiba goes up to the window, and then climbs onto the sill.

Kaiba: Watch this everyone. I can fly! * jumps out the window *

A small "ow" is heard after a soft thump.

Suddenly a women comes into the room, and shouts " oh my gosh!" The camera is then turned off.

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Yami: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! * tears in his eyes * KAIBA ACTUALLY THOUGHT HE COULD FLY!!!!!!

Joey: * laughing as hard as Yami * MAN, WE SHOULD START CALLING HIM BLUEBIRD!!!!!!!!

GF: WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT HE'D BE SO STUPID!!!!

Mokuba: I wonder how long he thought he could keep that a secret from me?!?! HAHAHA!

Yami Bakura: That's about the dumbest thing I've ever seen anybody do!

Yami: Well, not the dumbest. You've looked in a mirror haven't you?

Yami Bakura: Hey, that was NOT funny!

Bakura: I must admit, I've never seen anybody do anything like that.

Yugi: Its hard not to laugh.

GF: Here, I'll put in another. This one is when Kaiba is the age he is now.

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Mokuba: * camera man, again * Okay, I've found a new habit big brother has in his sleep.

Camera goes into Kaiba's room, again. Kaiba is also sleeping, again. This time he is not holding his stuffed animal, though. But he is muttering something in his sleep. The camera gets closer and we catch just what Kaiba is saying.

Kaiba: Tea. Tea. She is so . . . pretty. Cute, really. Tea. * starts shouting * I LOVE YOU TEA!!!!! DO YOU LOVE ME TOO? I LOVE YOU!!!!! * screen goes static *

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Tea: * blush * Umm, well, umm . . .

GF: Oooohhhh, Tea has a secret admirer.

Yami: How long has this been going on? * aware of his hikari's soft spot for Tea, too *

Tea: *BIIIIIG blush * Umm, why don't we just watch another tape? GF: Right away, miss popular. (A/N: Thanks to, * checks reviews * somebody for that idea. They didn't leave a name!)

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Mokuba is camera man once more in this tape. And it looks like it's the older Kaiba's birthday!

Mokuba: Ok, big brother. Ready to blow out your candles?

Kaiba: Mokuba, I'm to tired for this. Not to mention to old.

Mokuba: Don't be silly!

A big birthday cake is in front of Kaiba. But Seto really does look tired. He slowly closes his eyes, and then starts to drop down, down, and down. "Oh no, big brother!" Mokuba shouts and then Seto's down in is birthday cake!

Mokuba: Crud, there goes his cake. * camera goes off *

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GF: HAHA! That's to bad, Seto! Happy birthday!

Joey: Did you throw that cake away? * thinking of the food, of course *

Mokuba: I remember that! It was soo funny, and the company talked about it for months since I showed them the tape.

Joey: * finally realizes Kaiba just got a face full of cake * HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

GF: Lets put in another! ^_^ (A/N: Thanks to the same person as tape four for that one!)

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In this video, Seto is young again. Very young. Ok, lets put it this way, he's three. And by the looks of it, he got on a SUGAR HIGH! Cause there's sugar all over the place. He is also naked and running around, and has a . . . toilet . . . seat around his head.

Seto: SUGAR!!!!!!! SUGAR!!!!!!!!! * Runs around the house, toilet seat and all * * laughs like a maniac * HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! * tape ends *

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Yami: * NOW there are tears in his eyes * Oh, * laughs * My, * laughs * GOSH!!

Joey: * same condition as Yami * I'M GUNNA DIE!!!!!!

Mokuba, Yami Bakura, GF, and everyone else: * same condition as the other two *

Yami Bakura: * stops for a moment * * looks at Mokuba * NOW I see how you two are related!

Mokuba: * stops and glares at Yami Bakura * HEY!!!! I don't get like THAT when I'm on a sugar high! At least I don't think so . . .

GF: Alright, NOW I've seen it all. (A/N: Thank you Kaiba-Lover- KatherineKaiba for that one!)

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Mokuba: * last time, is camera man * Ok, the last one of my special, " the Secrets of Seto Kaiba" video tapes, cause I'm sure after this I'll be grounded for a week and this tape recorder is dead.

Mokuba once again goes up to outside of Seto's door. But this time it's not night, and Kaiba is DEFINATLY not asleep. Loud music can be heard through the shut door.

Mokuba: Ok, here goes. I've only got one chance to do this . . .

Mokuba slams open the door and Kaiba is clearly shown inside. He is bouncing on his bed, with underwear on top of his head. He also has a microphone in hand, and is singing (not as well as he did last time, I might add) the song "Everywhere" by Michelle Branch!

Kaiba: * spots Mokuba, at last * MOKUBAAAAAAA!!!!! YOU COME BACK HERE!!! YOUR GROUNDED FOR A WEEK AND THAT RECORDER OF YOURS IS NEVER SEEING LIGHT AGAIN!!!!!!

Mokuba: Told ya! * Sees Kaiba coming after him * EEP!!!! * runs * * screen goes static *

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GF: o_O;;; Wow, that was weird.

Joey: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! BUT SOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!

Yami Bakura: Looks like ol' Seto Kaiba hasn't dropped those old habits, huh? GF: HAHAHAHA! Yeah, it was funny. (A/N: Thanks to Angelstar1158 that!)

GF: Oh, no we're out of video tapes!

Tea: Oh, well. It was funny while it lasted.

Tristan: Look who's talking.

Tea: * blushes again * Be quiet.

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GF: Well, that's it for this chapter. THANK GOODNESS! I CAN'T TYPE ANYMORE!!!!

Yami: I will forever rub this in Kaiba's face.

GF: OK, I have to end this chapter NOW! My hands are tired! THANK YOU to EVERYONE who reviewed and sent ideas. Oh, yeah, and HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! BYE! ( oh, ya, and please review, just no more video ideas)