GF: Heya welcome back. I'm sorry that I havn't been updating lately, (gee,
when was the last time I wrote a chapter?). I'M SO SORRY!!!!! PLEASE
FORGIVE ME!!!!!! I'm not saying that it won't happen again because it
probably will, but give me a chance. I'm really bad at keeping commitments
to something, I'll admit it. But I'm sorry. I also have an important
announcement to make, involving why I haven't been writing chapter 5. Ahem:
THE REASON FOR THE LACK OF UPDATES ON THIS FANFIC IS BECAUSE. . . I can't
find any of my chapters. . . I lost them. I had chapter 5 all written out
and I was gunna put it up but now I can't find it. Not only can I not find
chapter 5 but I can't find my first 4 either. So until I find them, this
fanfic will be, er, delayed. Sorry. (he he, I just checked. The last time I
wrote a chapter was thanksgiving night. Talk about pathetic.)
Yami Bakura: That's right. You're the most pathetic writer I've ever seen.
GF: SHUTUP!!!!! * Takes fire mallet and smashes his head * * dust hands off * Thank you.
* two months later *
GF: Hey, lookie! I found my chapters!
Seto: * sarcastically * Oh goody.
Y. Bakura: Dolt.
GF: Shut up! Or feel my rath. Ok, since I haven't updated in about five months I think I'll post two chapters today.
Joey: Whatever, just get on with the fic already.
GF: ^_^;; Right.
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Tristan: Dang it! The popcorn's all gone! I didn't eat much, either!
Joey: * is trying to hide a mouth full of popcorn *
Tristan: JOEY! You ate all my popcorn, didn't you?!
Joey: * mouth still full * What popcorn?
Tristan: Grrrr. * is about to cause Joey pain *
Tea: * stops him * Come on guys, it's just popcorn!
Tristan: Just popcorn? Maybe to you.
GF: Oh just shut it.
Yami Bakura: What's the matter, they bothering you, idiot?
GF: IDIOT??? You're the idiot!
Yami B: You are!
GF: You are!
Yami B: You are!
GF: You are!
Yami B: You are!
GF: You are!
Yami B: You are!
GF: You are!
Yami B: You are!
Yugi: Hey! Stop!
Yami: I don't think they can hear you, Yugi.
Joey: Ah, let them fight. We know who's gunna win. Well. actually, it could be either one.
GF: IDIOT!
Yami B: IDIOT!
GF: IDIOT!
Yami B: IDIOT!
GF: IDIOT!
Yami B: IDIOT!
GF: IDIOT!
Yami B: IDIOT!
GF: IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: o_O;;
GF: That's it, I'm leaving!
Mokuba: What? Why?
GF: To get some Tylenol. My head hurts from screaming that bad.
Yami B: Oh, is that all?
GF: No, I'm also going to get ingredients. You'll pay, Yami Bakura. * grabs things and prepares to leave Kaiba Corp. *
Joey: * rubs ears * Hey, can you bring us back some of that Tylenol?
GF: * leaves *
Yami: What so you suppose she's getting "ingredients" for?
Bakura: Guess we'll just have to find out.
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(scene: Kaiba's workroom)
Seto: * is fiddling with his doggy suit * Hmm. Yes! It's off! Finally! Now I can go onto my computer! And it's all over for Yugi and his friends.
Kaiba goes over to his monitors that are hooked up to his surveillance cameras. He types something into the keyboard and the monitors come to life. He can see every room. And he sees the living room.
Seto: Ah! There they are! Hmm, Green Flame must not be in that room. No matter. She'll hear me anyways.
Kaiba picks up some sort of microphone that is connected to a speaker in every room. If he presses a button and speaks into the mic, this voice is traveled into every room. And he does.
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(Scene: Back in the living room)
Everybody is talking and goofing off, until a loud click is heard. Everyone directs their attention to a speaker in the room, which is where the sound came from.
Speaker: * with Kaiba's voice, of course * Hello everybody.
Joey: Ahh!! It's Kaiba!
Speaker: Yes Joey, it's me you dolt. I have gotten out of your little trap costume, and so I have total power over the whole building! Now who's the joke of your little sleepover?
Yugi: How does he see us?
Mokuba: Big brother has a camera installed in most every room. There's a speaker in every room, too.
Speaker: That's right. * starts to laugh *
Tea: Uh-oh.
Joey: Quick, we've got to hide!
Yami: Think, where's the one place Kaiba wouldn't put a camera?
Everyone thinks of only one place. Without a word, they leave the room and head towards the only place without a camera.
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(Scene: Kaiba's workroom)
Kaiba stops laughing and looks at the monitor.
Seto: Huh? Where'd they all go? Oh well, there's not a place I can't track them.
Kaiba scans all his monitors for a trace of Yugi and friends, but finds nothing.
Seto: What? Impossible! I put a camera everywhere! But wait, where is the one place I wouldn't? * thinks for a minute * Oh, darn it! The bathroom!
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(scene: bathroom)
Everybody is gathered in the Kaiba mansion bathroom. You think it would be crowded, but then again, Kaiba is rich and has a pretty big bathroom.
Yugi: There, your brother wouldn't have a camera in here, would he, Mokuba?
Joey: Yeah, I mean, your brother isn't perverted or anything, is he?
Everybody: * shivers at the thought *
Mokuba: . No I don't think so.
Everybody: Good.
Yugi: The second good thing about this bathroom is it has a lock!
Everybody: Yeah! ^_^
Joey: And the third, no matter how long we're stuck in here, we don't have to worry about when we have ta use the john!
Everybody" * once again shudders at the thought *
Yami: Please, Joey, don't, that was just wrong.
Joey: * sheepish grin * Sorry.
Bakura: So your brother can't get in here, right Mokuba?
Mokuba: Well, actually, Seto does know how to open the doors. This is his mansion, you know.
Tristan: Uh-oh.
Yami: Well, what's the worst he could do, right?
Kaiba: * outside the bathroom door, banging on it * Let me in you cowards! You know I know how to open locked doors!
Everyone: AHHH!!!! * steps away from the door *
Mokuba: Wait a minute, we have to hold the door shut!
Everyone: * goes back to the door and holds it shut *
Tea: We can't hold it forever!
Yugi: You're right. I have a plan.
Kaiba: * has unlocked the door, trying to push it open *
Yugi: All right. On the count of 3, we move away from the door and Kaiba will come bursting in because he's pushing so hard. Then while he's regaining his balance, we all run outside the bathroom and out of this mansion!
Everyone: * nods * OK!
Yugi: 1, 2, 3!
Everyone steps back from the door and Kaiba comes flying in. Everyone runs out the door while they have the chance. But Kaiba regains his balance faster then they expected, and runs after them. Instead of following them tho, he turns back into his workroom. Meanwhile, the gang keeps running.
Joey: Why isn't he following us anymore?
Yugi: I don't know. Just keep running. It's only two more rooms to the door out of here!
Mokuba: * gulps * I know what he's doing. Everybody just run as fast as you can!
Everyone runs to the front door. But when they get there, they stop. The door's already open, and standing in their way is Green Flame.
GF: Hey, I'm back!
Joey: * still running in place * Good now MOVE!
GF: Why? What's going on?
Yami: Kaiba's running loose!
GF: What?!?
Just then, behind her, the door slams shut and automatically locks.
Bakura: What just happened?
Mokuba: Big brother must have hit the emergency lock button. Every door leading out of this mansion is locked, and there is absolutely no way in or out!
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GF: Well, that's it for chapter 5!
Joey: What? You're just gunna leave us at Kaiba's mercy like that?
GF: Yup! This chapter was for all the people who were sick of me torturing Seto like that.
Kaiba: Yes, I am in control! You will all suffer the wrath of Seto Kaiba! MWAHAHAHAHAHA * cough * * hack * DANG IT!
GF: Um, I'll fix that. Later. Anyway, what will happen to Yugi and the others now that they're trapped in Kaiba's mansion? Will they get out? And when they do, will they be alive? Why am I asking idiotic questions when I already know the answer?
Yami Bakura: Well that's not to hard. You are an idiot.
GF: EXCUSE ME?!?!?! Anyways, for some explanations, this chapter had the word idiot in it exactly 13 (whoops, that's an unlucky number) because it is just in my opinion the funnest word to spell.
Yami Bakura: Funnest isn't even a word, dolt.
GF: SHUTUP! Oh yeah, I also forgot to do the disclaimer. Any volunteers?
* No one raises their hands *
GF: Hmm, this feels oddly familiar. Oh well. BAKURA!!!!
Bakura: * Comes over * Umm, yes.
GF: Would you please do the disclaimer?
Yami: * murmuring to Y.B. * Wow, she actually sounds normal and not at all threatening this time. This is unlike her. She's speaking normally.
GF: I HEARD THAT!!!! I ACT BETTER FOR BAKURA BECAUSE HE IS ONE OF THE RARE ONE'S THAT DESERVE IT!!! NOT AT ALL LIKE SOME OTHER PEOPLE I KNOW!!!!
Yami: Alright alright. Sheesh.
GF: * acts normal again * So will you do it?
Bakura: Umm, ok. o_O;; Green Flame does not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Tylenol, or anything that's already owned in this fic, so please just leave her alone.
GF: Great! Thanks! Bye everyone! OH YEAH PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!
Yami Bakura: That's right. You're the most pathetic writer I've ever seen.
GF: SHUTUP!!!!! * Takes fire mallet and smashes his head * * dust hands off * Thank you.
* two months later *
GF: Hey, lookie! I found my chapters!
Seto: * sarcastically * Oh goody.
Y. Bakura: Dolt.
GF: Shut up! Or feel my rath. Ok, since I haven't updated in about five months I think I'll post two chapters today.
Joey: Whatever, just get on with the fic already.
GF: ^_^;; Right.
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Tristan: Dang it! The popcorn's all gone! I didn't eat much, either!
Joey: * is trying to hide a mouth full of popcorn *
Tristan: JOEY! You ate all my popcorn, didn't you?!
Joey: * mouth still full * What popcorn?
Tristan: Grrrr. * is about to cause Joey pain *
Tea: * stops him * Come on guys, it's just popcorn!
Tristan: Just popcorn? Maybe to you.
GF: Oh just shut it.
Yami Bakura: What's the matter, they bothering you, idiot?
GF: IDIOT??? You're the idiot!
Yami B: You are!
GF: You are!
Yami B: You are!
GF: You are!
Yami B: You are!
GF: You are!
Yami B: You are!
GF: You are!
Yami B: You are!
Yugi: Hey! Stop!
Yami: I don't think they can hear you, Yugi.
Joey: Ah, let them fight. We know who's gunna win. Well. actually, it could be either one.
GF: IDIOT!
Yami B: IDIOT!
GF: IDIOT!
Yami B: IDIOT!
GF: IDIOT!
Yami B: IDIOT!
GF: IDIOT!
Yami B: IDIOT!
GF: IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: o_O;;
GF: That's it, I'm leaving!
Mokuba: What? Why?
GF: To get some Tylenol. My head hurts from screaming that bad.
Yami B: Oh, is that all?
GF: No, I'm also going to get ingredients. You'll pay, Yami Bakura. * grabs things and prepares to leave Kaiba Corp. *
Joey: * rubs ears * Hey, can you bring us back some of that Tylenol?
GF: * leaves *
Yami: What so you suppose she's getting "ingredients" for?
Bakura: Guess we'll just have to find out.
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(scene: Kaiba's workroom)
Seto: * is fiddling with his doggy suit * Hmm. Yes! It's off! Finally! Now I can go onto my computer! And it's all over for Yugi and his friends.
Kaiba goes over to his monitors that are hooked up to his surveillance cameras. He types something into the keyboard and the monitors come to life. He can see every room. And he sees the living room.
Seto: Ah! There they are! Hmm, Green Flame must not be in that room. No matter. She'll hear me anyways.
Kaiba picks up some sort of microphone that is connected to a speaker in every room. If he presses a button and speaks into the mic, this voice is traveled into every room. And he does.
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(Scene: Back in the living room)
Everybody is talking and goofing off, until a loud click is heard. Everyone directs their attention to a speaker in the room, which is where the sound came from.
Speaker: * with Kaiba's voice, of course * Hello everybody.
Joey: Ahh!! It's Kaiba!
Speaker: Yes Joey, it's me you dolt. I have gotten out of your little trap costume, and so I have total power over the whole building! Now who's the joke of your little sleepover?
Yugi: How does he see us?
Mokuba: Big brother has a camera installed in most every room. There's a speaker in every room, too.
Speaker: That's right. * starts to laugh *
Tea: Uh-oh.
Joey: Quick, we've got to hide!
Yami: Think, where's the one place Kaiba wouldn't put a camera?
Everyone thinks of only one place. Without a word, they leave the room and head towards the only place without a camera.
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(Scene: Kaiba's workroom)
Kaiba stops laughing and looks at the monitor.
Seto: Huh? Where'd they all go? Oh well, there's not a place I can't track them.
Kaiba scans all his monitors for a trace of Yugi and friends, but finds nothing.
Seto: What? Impossible! I put a camera everywhere! But wait, where is the one place I wouldn't? * thinks for a minute * Oh, darn it! The bathroom!
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(scene: bathroom)
Everybody is gathered in the Kaiba mansion bathroom. You think it would be crowded, but then again, Kaiba is rich and has a pretty big bathroom.
Yugi: There, your brother wouldn't have a camera in here, would he, Mokuba?
Joey: Yeah, I mean, your brother isn't perverted or anything, is he?
Everybody: * shivers at the thought *
Mokuba: . No I don't think so.
Everybody: Good.
Yugi: The second good thing about this bathroom is it has a lock!
Everybody: Yeah! ^_^
Joey: And the third, no matter how long we're stuck in here, we don't have to worry about when we have ta use the john!
Everybody" * once again shudders at the thought *
Yami: Please, Joey, don't, that was just wrong.
Joey: * sheepish grin * Sorry.
Bakura: So your brother can't get in here, right Mokuba?
Mokuba: Well, actually, Seto does know how to open the doors. This is his mansion, you know.
Tristan: Uh-oh.
Yami: Well, what's the worst he could do, right?
Kaiba: * outside the bathroom door, banging on it * Let me in you cowards! You know I know how to open locked doors!
Everyone: AHHH!!!! * steps away from the door *
Mokuba: Wait a minute, we have to hold the door shut!
Everyone: * goes back to the door and holds it shut *
Tea: We can't hold it forever!
Yugi: You're right. I have a plan.
Kaiba: * has unlocked the door, trying to push it open *
Yugi: All right. On the count of 3, we move away from the door and Kaiba will come bursting in because he's pushing so hard. Then while he's regaining his balance, we all run outside the bathroom and out of this mansion!
Everyone: * nods * OK!
Yugi: 1, 2, 3!
Everyone steps back from the door and Kaiba comes flying in. Everyone runs out the door while they have the chance. But Kaiba regains his balance faster then they expected, and runs after them. Instead of following them tho, he turns back into his workroom. Meanwhile, the gang keeps running.
Joey: Why isn't he following us anymore?
Yugi: I don't know. Just keep running. It's only two more rooms to the door out of here!
Mokuba: * gulps * I know what he's doing. Everybody just run as fast as you can!
Everyone runs to the front door. But when they get there, they stop. The door's already open, and standing in their way is Green Flame.
GF: Hey, I'm back!
Joey: * still running in place * Good now MOVE!
GF: Why? What's going on?
Yami: Kaiba's running loose!
GF: What?!?
Just then, behind her, the door slams shut and automatically locks.
Bakura: What just happened?
Mokuba: Big brother must have hit the emergency lock button. Every door leading out of this mansion is locked, and there is absolutely no way in or out!
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GF: Well, that's it for chapter 5!
Joey: What? You're just gunna leave us at Kaiba's mercy like that?
GF: Yup! This chapter was for all the people who were sick of me torturing Seto like that.
Kaiba: Yes, I am in control! You will all suffer the wrath of Seto Kaiba! MWAHAHAHAHAHA * cough * * hack * DANG IT!
GF: Um, I'll fix that. Later. Anyway, what will happen to Yugi and the others now that they're trapped in Kaiba's mansion? Will they get out? And when they do, will they be alive? Why am I asking idiotic questions when I already know the answer?
Yami Bakura: Well that's not to hard. You are an idiot.
GF: EXCUSE ME?!?!?! Anyways, for some explanations, this chapter had the word idiot in it exactly 13 (whoops, that's an unlucky number) because it is just in my opinion the funnest word to spell.
Yami Bakura: Funnest isn't even a word, dolt.
GF: SHUTUP! Oh yeah, I also forgot to do the disclaimer. Any volunteers?
* No one raises their hands *
GF: Hmm, this feels oddly familiar. Oh well. BAKURA!!!!
Bakura: * Comes over * Umm, yes.
GF: Would you please do the disclaimer?
Yami: * murmuring to Y.B. * Wow, she actually sounds normal and not at all threatening this time. This is unlike her. She's speaking normally.
GF: I HEARD THAT!!!! I ACT BETTER FOR BAKURA BECAUSE HE IS ONE OF THE RARE ONE'S THAT DESERVE IT!!! NOT AT ALL LIKE SOME OTHER PEOPLE I KNOW!!!!
Yami: Alright alright. Sheesh.
GF: * acts normal again * So will you do it?
Bakura: Umm, ok. o_O;; Green Flame does not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Tylenol, or anything that's already owned in this fic, so please just leave her alone.
GF: Great! Thanks! Bye everyone! OH YEAH PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!