Hi guys thanks for the reviews you five are the greatest! MMMMM Alanna? Do
you think they have gotten the message yet?
Alanna: (sing-song taunting way) You still only have 5!!! You still have 5 real reviews and I have 11 if you count the one you sent me (stops sing- song taunting) Yeah, why did you submit a review to tell me what to change why didn't you just call and yell me ... I thought another wandering taiora fan had accidentally been directed to my story...how could you get my hopes up like that?!?!? pouts
Pogd: I was being lazy so deal with it!!! Hmmm how many do I have?
Alanna: MMMM... Let me see still only 6 reviews and at least one by us... hey weren't you listening while I was taunting you!!!
Pogd: I usually just tune you out.
Alanna: I cant belive you would do that to me... all that time I thought you were listening... and you weren't!!!bursts into tears and buries self in a humor fic.
Pogd:--... Don't worry she usually gets over dramatic when she's had to much caffeine. Ok people let me stop repeating myself! Or maybe it just seems like I've said this 20 times due to how many times I've rewritten this chapter. (I admit it needs more work) Ok I hoped that I mustn't have had to make this rule but here it is!
Rule 1: I must need at least 3 reviews per chapter! Or else I'll feel ignored!
WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(this is really good typing practice!) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ok to the story!! Oh yah all people who have read this before July 17, 04 plez re-read the other chapters before this one cause I changed some stuff!
Very Dark Endlessly Endless Pit
(POV: Author invites an MPFC reporter to interview our heroes)
We left our heroes (A/N including Izumi, Takuya, Kouji, Kouichi) falling endlessly down a very dark endlessly endless pit. Lets talk to some of our heroes to learn how they are feeling during their fall down a very dark endlessly endless pit.
(floats over to T.K.)
How are you feeling at this time while falling down an very dark endlessly endless pit?
TK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is a very out going answer.
(floats over to Izumi)
Do you have any advice or words you would like to tell our young audience?
Izumi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Very helpful. Hope all you out there heard that. (smiles)
(floats over to Koji)
Do you have any special emotions that you wish to express at this time?
Koji: ................................................
Ok and that's interesting.
2 HOURS LATER
We have now been falling for two hours. We still haven't seemed to have reached the bottom of this very dark endlessly endless pit. Lets see how our heroes are doing now
Izumi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MMMMMMMMMMM
Kouji: ................................................
It seems that nothing much has changed lets see what Davis is up to.
(floats over to Davis)
Davis: snort Kari... I new you really loved me more than T.K.! snort ZZZZ
Well that's nice to know. And there we have it, the thoughts of our mighty heroes. Now back to you Phil.
Bob: Thank you Jim. And now...
'THE LARCH'
(Picture of a tree)
'THE LARCH'
2 HOURS LATER
A faint glow or opening is becoming visible. We are now exiting the very dark endlessly endless pit. It seems as if large puffy blobs are coming to save our heroes.
(every one lands in perfect sitting position on the puffy blobs)
It's seems as if all our heroes are safe and sound except......
(Davis finally awake is plummeting towards one of the puffy blob, when it suddenly moves out of the way. Davis hits the ground headfirst)
Excellent landing Davis! We seem to be in a white bo...
(This guy who has been with us for most of this chapter will now leave us suddenly. By a hole suddenly appearing below his feet causing him to of course fall. I will also reveal that this caused a great deal of pleasure to our hero's except of course David who was sure he just heard the ice- cream truck.)
LAUGHING
(A T.V type thing appear with a dark figure on the screen. It slowly begins to take on colors.)
I must describe this figure for you to under why our heroes had suck a skeptical look on their face. Imagine a red robot with one leg and arm that is flesh. And wearing black wrist/ankle/head bands with a cross bones on it. It wore a black and white jersey saying 99. Accompanied with blue hair sticking up in a column. And don't forget mustard yellows tennis hoes. Now take that image in your mind make that ten times worse. That's the image that our heroes saw.
"EEEEWWWWWW!!!!" screamed Izumi, Yoldie, and Kari.
"What is that?" asked T.K.
"I don't know," replied Takuya, "I think it's road kill."
(A/N just so ya know they did excange plesentries during the long fall.)
"I'm not road kill I'm Playermon! But my aqaintances call me sportsjockmon. LORD sportjockmon that's what you will call me, weak humans!" exclaimed Playermon, formally known to most of our readers as Stupidsportsjock (see ch.4).
Crickets chirping
"Ok, umm... what ever." Replied Ken
"You pathetic humans should speak to me with reverence!" shouted Playermon
" This is stupid," said Kouji, "Lets get out of here." All of the digidestins turn to leave.
"Wait you are supposes to obey me! ME!" cried Playermon.
Davis finally regained his original I.Q., which still wasn't much and yelled, "We will never obey you!"
"UUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH!!!" every one cried as Davis flailed his arms at the screen.
"Well if you will not obey me then you will die!" Playermon then pushed a big red button that said 'Don't push' and our heroes again fell into an endless pit.
Well can you tell that I wrote this after staying awake for over 24 hours in an uncomfortable position in a car driving across 6 states, reading fan fictions? Well most likely you have and your right!
Notes:
MPFC: Monty Pythons Flying circus
Let me stop repeating myself!
SUBMIT A REVIEW!!!
Alanna: (sing-song taunting way) You still only have 5!!! You still have 5 real reviews and I have 11 if you count the one you sent me (stops sing- song taunting) Yeah, why did you submit a review to tell me what to change why didn't you just call and yell me ... I thought another wandering taiora fan had accidentally been directed to my story...how could you get my hopes up like that?!?!? pouts
Pogd: I was being lazy so deal with it!!! Hmmm how many do I have?
Alanna: MMMM... Let me see still only 6 reviews and at least one by us... hey weren't you listening while I was taunting you!!!
Pogd: I usually just tune you out.
Alanna: I cant belive you would do that to me... all that time I thought you were listening... and you weren't!!!bursts into tears and buries self in a humor fic.
Pogd:--... Don't worry she usually gets over dramatic when she's had to much caffeine. Ok people let me stop repeating myself! Or maybe it just seems like I've said this 20 times due to how many times I've rewritten this chapter. (I admit it needs more work) Ok I hoped that I mustn't have had to make this rule but here it is!
Rule 1: I must need at least 3 reviews per chapter! Or else I'll feel ignored!
WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(this is really good typing practice!) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ok to the story!! Oh yah all people who have read this before July 17, 04 plez re-read the other chapters before this one cause I changed some stuff!
Very Dark Endlessly Endless Pit
(POV: Author invites an MPFC reporter to interview our heroes)
We left our heroes (A/N including Izumi, Takuya, Kouji, Kouichi) falling endlessly down a very dark endlessly endless pit. Lets talk to some of our heroes to learn how they are feeling during their fall down a very dark endlessly endless pit.
(floats over to T.K.)
How are you feeling at this time while falling down an very dark endlessly endless pit?
TK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is a very out going answer.
(floats over to Izumi)
Do you have any advice or words you would like to tell our young audience?
Izumi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Very helpful. Hope all you out there heard that. (smiles)
(floats over to Koji)
Do you have any special emotions that you wish to express at this time?
Koji: ................................................
Ok and that's interesting.
2 HOURS LATER
We have now been falling for two hours. We still haven't seemed to have reached the bottom of this very dark endlessly endless pit. Lets see how our heroes are doing now
Izumi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MMMMMMMMMMM
Kouji: ................................................
It seems that nothing much has changed lets see what Davis is up to.
(floats over to Davis)
Davis: snort Kari... I new you really loved me more than T.K.! snort ZZZZ
Well that's nice to know. And there we have it, the thoughts of our mighty heroes. Now back to you Phil.
Bob: Thank you Jim. And now...
'THE LARCH'
(Picture of a tree)
'THE LARCH'
2 HOURS LATER
A faint glow or opening is becoming visible. We are now exiting the very dark endlessly endless pit. It seems as if large puffy blobs are coming to save our heroes.
(every one lands in perfect sitting position on the puffy blobs)
It's seems as if all our heroes are safe and sound except......
(Davis finally awake is plummeting towards one of the puffy blob, when it suddenly moves out of the way. Davis hits the ground headfirst)
Excellent landing Davis! We seem to be in a white bo...
(This guy who has been with us for most of this chapter will now leave us suddenly. By a hole suddenly appearing below his feet causing him to of course fall. I will also reveal that this caused a great deal of pleasure to our hero's except of course David who was sure he just heard the ice- cream truck.)
LAUGHING
(A T.V type thing appear with a dark figure on the screen. It slowly begins to take on colors.)
I must describe this figure for you to under why our heroes had suck a skeptical look on their face. Imagine a red robot with one leg and arm that is flesh. And wearing black wrist/ankle/head bands with a cross bones on it. It wore a black and white jersey saying 99. Accompanied with blue hair sticking up in a column. And don't forget mustard yellows tennis hoes. Now take that image in your mind make that ten times worse. That's the image that our heroes saw.
"EEEEWWWWWW!!!!" screamed Izumi, Yoldie, and Kari.
"What is that?" asked T.K.
"I don't know," replied Takuya, "I think it's road kill."
(A/N just so ya know they did excange plesentries during the long fall.)
"I'm not road kill I'm Playermon! But my aqaintances call me sportsjockmon. LORD sportjockmon that's what you will call me, weak humans!" exclaimed Playermon, formally known to most of our readers as Stupidsportsjock (see ch.4).
Crickets chirping
"Ok, umm... what ever." Replied Ken
"You pathetic humans should speak to me with reverence!" shouted Playermon
" This is stupid," said Kouji, "Lets get out of here." All of the digidestins turn to leave.
"Wait you are supposes to obey me! ME!" cried Playermon.
Davis finally regained his original I.Q., which still wasn't much and yelled, "We will never obey you!"
"UUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH!!!" every one cried as Davis flailed his arms at the screen.
"Well if you will not obey me then you will die!" Playermon then pushed a big red button that said 'Don't push' and our heroes again fell into an endless pit.
Well can you tell that I wrote this after staying awake for over 24 hours in an uncomfortable position in a car driving across 6 states, reading fan fictions? Well most likely you have and your right!
Notes:
MPFC: Monty Pythons Flying circus
Let me stop repeating myself!
SUBMIT A REVIEW!!!