Resident Evil Parody #2! Yes, a second chapter. You think I was gonna end it there? Like hell!
This ain't about the donut shop. I'm just gonna write it random, with just pure idea.
Onward to the story!
-Thad
Chris Redfield and Albert Wesker were roommates in a house. Chris was looking for Metal Gear Solid 2.
Chris: "Hey, Al? Where's my copy of Metal Gear Solid 2?"
Albert: "Well, go down the corridor, then to the stairs. Go into the kitchen, and find the Ruby-plated
butter knife. When you have it, you'll be able to access the basement. When in the basement,
you'll find a wench. But first, you gotta put the colors red, blue, and green in the right order.
Afterwards, you'll find an opening to a tunnel. Follow the tunnel lights, and you'll find an opening to a
dark tunnel. But, a midget with a lantern will be waiting. Follow the midget to the sewer. After defeating
a few mutated sewer rats, one of them will drop a wrench. Use the wrench to activate the switch.
Swim down the fecal infested water, and into a bathroom. Use the golden toilet plunger, and plunge a
toilet. A diamond engraved condom. Use the condom to open a door, you'll find yourself in your
girlfriends apartment. It's on top of her t.v.
Chris: Thanks man.. Wait.. How'd you know it was on my girlfriend's t.v.? You've never been there!
Albert: Um.. Uhh.. What's that over there?!
This ain't about the donut shop. I'm just gonna write it random, with just pure idea.
Onward to the story!
-Thad
Chris Redfield and Albert Wesker were roommates in a house. Chris was looking for Metal Gear Solid 2.
Chris: "Hey, Al? Where's my copy of Metal Gear Solid 2?"
Albert: "Well, go down the corridor, then to the stairs. Go into the kitchen, and find the Ruby-plated
butter knife. When you have it, you'll be able to access the basement. When in the basement,
you'll find a wench. But first, you gotta put the colors red, blue, and green in the right order.
Afterwards, you'll find an opening to a tunnel. Follow the tunnel lights, and you'll find an opening to a
dark tunnel. But, a midget with a lantern will be waiting. Follow the midget to the sewer. After defeating
a few mutated sewer rats, one of them will drop a wrench. Use the wrench to activate the switch.
Swim down the fecal infested water, and into a bathroom. Use the golden toilet plunger, and plunge a
toilet. A diamond engraved condom. Use the condom to open a door, you'll find yourself in your
girlfriends apartment. It's on top of her t.v.
Chris: Thanks man.. Wait.. How'd you know it was on my girlfriend's t.v.? You've never been there!
Albert: Um.. Uhh.. What's that over there?!