Hello everyone! Man, its taken me a really long time to post, ne? Well,
welcome to Chapter 8 which is technically chapter 9 because chapter 8 is
technically some other thing.. * confuses herself * Ok well I'm just going
to stop now. Wow, 51 reviews! I feel so special! A HUGE thankyou to
EVERYONE who reviewed, and I hope the story continues to be amusing for
you, because now I actually do have a plot! Which may change later. . . But
for now, I do have a plot! ^_^ Thank you! Also, for the disclaimer. . . I
do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Do not sue! However. . . I do own, the MOLEPEOPLES!
YGO group: The molepeople?!
GF: Yup! ^^
Molepeoples: Hey, we are living things! We will not be owned!
YGO group: O_O Oh my gosh. Molepeople!
GF: Uh-oh. . . I smell something fishy.
Molepeoples: * hold up signs * We are not owned! We are free!
GF: But I own you!
Molepeoples: *glare * Oh yeah? You wanna bet! Get her! * chase GF waving their shovels and axes around *
GF: Ahh! It's the MOLEPEOPLES REBELLION! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! * runs *
YGO Group: *watches *
GF: All right all right! You are free!
Molepeoples: YES! WE HAVE FREEDOM! *stops chasing her *
Seto: Why did you stop? Get her!
Molepeoples: Why?
Seto: Um. . . I'll pay you.
Molepeoples: *brighten up * OK! *grab their shovels and axes once more and chase GF*
Seto: *cheers the molepeople * Go Go Go Go Go!
YGO group: * sweatdrop *
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(scene: Green Flame in the kitchen with Pegasus)
Pegasus: * is still under the mind-control of the flute/penny whittsle thingy * * gives Green Flame a whole deck of rare and vauluble cards *
GF: * grabs cards * Thank you! ^_^ Now, how about some cash? What do you say?
Pegasis: * gives her a dollar *
GF: -_- Jeesh, even mind-controlled he's still resisting. . . * looks around at all the stuff she has * Oh man.
Pegasus: * mind-controlled *
GF: * looks around * * rubs the back of her head * Oh man. . . Stupid guilty conscious. . . * looks around again * *sighs* I know I'm gunna regret this, but, Pegasus! Take back all your stuff, now!
Pegasus: * takes back all the stuff he gave to GF *
GF: Well, nice chattin' with ya, or not, but see ya!
She leaves the room and stays behind the corner. She blows the whitsle thing and Pegasus snaps out of it. He looks around, now more confused than when he mysteriously popped out of the closet. GF sighed. "I'm. . . .not evil. . . Darnit!" She runs off. Meanwhile. . .
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In the basement, there was Yugi, Kaiba, Yami and Joey. The four were stuck in the basement together until somebody would hopefully wander near the basement door and unlock it. But, until then the four would be stuck together until who knows how long. And, since three of them were enemies against the fourth, that wouldn't make this time very enjoyable for anyone. (A/N: Then again maybe I am evil ^_^)
Joey: Wha?!? You mean we're trapped in here?!
Seto: Until someone finds and unlocks the door, yes.
Yugi: And. . . how long do you think that will take?
Yami: It could take any amount of time, unfortunately.
Yugi: So, what are we going to do until then?
Joey: * is at the top of the stairs, banging on the door * LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT!!!
Everyone: * sweatdrop *
Joey: * stops, pants * Well, that didn't work. Anybody got a plan B?
Everyone: * sighs and shakes their heads, but not to answer the question *
Yami: There must he something we can all do to wait. Even with. . . Kaiba. * semi-glare to Kaiba *
Seto: * semi-glare back *
YugI: I know! We can play a game!
Seto: * rolls eyes * Oh we all knew THAT was coming, especially from you Yugi.
Yami: Don't pick on Yugi!
Joey: I know what we can do!
Yami and Kaiba stop their fighting and join Yugi in staring at Joey. They were almost afraid to hear his idea.
Joey: Kaiba, do you know how big your basement is, or what's in it?
Seto: Actually, I don't. Everything that grows old or unneeded goes down here. I have no idea how much is down here, and it runs under the entire mansion. I haven't been down here for years.
Joey: * rubs his hands together * Perfect.
Now everyone is scared. If you knew Joey and saw that look on his face, you would be too.
Joey: Let's go explore Kaiba's basement!
Seto: no you will not!!!
Yugi: * glare * Why not? You said MY idea was so stupid so why not go with Joey's?
Yami: * nodds, taking sides with Yugi * It's three against one. We win. * realizes that maybe the idea isn't so smart * Crap.
Joey: ALL RIGHT!!! Let's go!! * jumps and runs deeper into the basement, past heaps of junk * Maybe I can find embarrassing baby pictures of you, Kaiba.
Seto: * rolls eyes * There aren't any baby pictures of me down -
Joey: * holds up photo album he found sifting through junk * Oh yeah? This says you're wrong.
Seto: What?!? * runs over and grabs book from him super-fast * * looks in it * Feh, it's empty. * tosses it *
Joey: Aww man. Sure, ruin my fun.
Seto: My pleasure.
Yugi: Come on, I still want to explore.
Seto: * follows Yugi grumbling *
Yami: * semi-glare *
Seto: * semi-glare back *
Yugi: * doesn't notice * Hey Kaiba! There are tunnels in your basement!
Everyone: What?
There were indeed tunnels running through the basement in this section. They seemed to form a maze, some kind of labyrinth.
Seto: I don't remember this being in the design. . .
Joey: Awesome. Heh heh heh. Now we can have fun!
Everybody is scared again. Hey, this is Joey we're talking about. You would be too.
Joey: All right, pick a direction, any direction.
Yugi: You don't think we'll get lost down here, do you?
They all stare at the multiple entrances to the maze. There wasn't much light in the tunnels, so it would be hard to see.
Yami: Why are we doing this again?
Seto: You're the one who said three against one, remember?
Yami: * glare*
Seto: * glares back *
Joey: Let's go this way! * marches into a random entrance *
Seto: Is the dog really this dumb?
Yugi: Hey! Joey's not dumb!
Yami: * sighs * We'd better go follow him. . .
The three quickly catch up to Joey and try to talk him out of the idea. They pull on him, yell at him, anything to try to prevent him from going on. But somehow he finally convinces them to come along. It is very dark. . .
Seto: I still don't know how a maze got in my basement. . .
Some voice from very far away: Authoress Power!!!
Everyone: O_O
Yami: Funny, that almost sounded like Green Flame. . .
Yugi: Anyways, what if we get lost in here? We'd be stuck in Kaiba's basement forever! And who knows what could be living down here.
Seto: There's nothing living in my basement!
Yugi: Oh yeah? * points *
The group had been walking through the maze for a few minutes. They already didn't know which way they had come from. The only light in the tunnels came from the lit torches on the walls. . .
Seto: Wait a minute, lit torches?! How did LIT TORCHES get in my basement?!
Yami: I think something does live down here. . .
Joey: * lets his imagination out again * ( all in one breath ) Kaiba, you could have an ancient civilization of people or some kind of tribe living in your basement, or maybe some sort of new species of animal that developed out of neglect and formed into a race in which they worship a rock.
Eveyone: * stares * * BIIG sweatdrop *
Seto: And this is why I didn't want him in my house.
Joey: * shrugs* Or not.
Yami: Yes Joey, I don't think that could actually hap-
As they continue walking, the sound of odd chanting breaks off the end of Yami's sentence. They all stop and look at the corner that lies ahead, the chanting seemingly coming from around the other side.
Yugi: O_O * whispers * Do we want to see what's on the other side?
Yami & Joey: *also whispers * I don't think so.
Seto: Well I do. If there's an intruder in my house, I must know.
The others try to stop him, but he doesn't listen, and the others join him in poking his head around the corner. They see a bunch of small human like creatures, all dancing around a large rock planted in the middle of the room. There are several torches around the walls of the room, and the creatures stop their dancing and chanting and look at the four newcomers.
Creatures: * points * The rock!
Yugi, Joey, Kaiba, and Yami: O_O_O_O_O_O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! * runs *
Once they are far far far away from the "creatures," they stop running for a break.
Seto: What in the world was that?!
Joey: Um. . . . the new species that developed out of neglect and worship a rock?
Everyone: oO
Yami: Ok, well I'll never doubt you again, Joey.
Yugi: Yes. . . You should really have paid more attention to your basement in the past, Kaiba. I wonder how long they've been here. . .
Yami: I wonder what they eat.
Joey: I wonder where their toilet is. . .
Everyone: * they all suddenly smell something foul * Eww. * quickly walk the other direction *
Once they are far away enough from the smell, along with the species, they begin walking at a normal pace again. They know now that they are really really lost, they have absolutely no clue where they are or how to get back to the beginning of the maze.
Yugi: Well Kaiba, on the bright side, you've discovered a new species! You get to name it and everything. . .
Seto: Yugi, there is no bright side to all this. Why would I want to name something like that?
Joey: Hey, you can name them after yourself! It'll be all over the news, the new species, Seto Kaiba! They seem to have little logic, and are obsessed with rocks! OW!
Seto: * pulls back his fist from punching Joey * I suggest you keep quiet, stupid dog.
Joey: * grumbles, rubs his head where he got hit * So, what else do you think lives down here?
Seto: Nothing, I hope.
Joey: But there are still all these torches on the walls. . . Heh, at least there aren't any molepeoples down here.
The others: Molepeoples?! Joey, there's no such thing as- * all of a sudden, in the background a group of Molepeoples run by*
Everyone: O_O
((back up a minute, from before the Molepeoples went by, and lets take it form their point of view))
Molepeople #1: What a nice day for digging!
Molepeople #2: Yup, I agree! But did you hear those odd sounds like voices?
Molepeople #3: Yeah. Heh, at least there aren't any humans down here.
Molepeople #2: Humans?! Brother, why would there be any humans down- * in the background, Yugi and his group walk by*
Molepeoples #1-3: O_O
((Back to the present time, after they've both seen each other, from Yugi and the other's point of view))
Everyone: Ahhhh! *runs *
Molepeoples: * also run*
Everyone: * run far enough so they can't be seen *
Yugi: What in the world?! There were MOLEPEOPLE!
Yami: Joey, I think you should stop talking about all these creatures. . . whatever you talk about seems to be true down here.
Seto: See, didn't I tell you to shut up?
Joey: You shut up!
Seto: Obey your master!
Joey: Oh, that's it! * starts a fist fight with Kaiba *
Yugi: * ignores the two, who are now fighting in the background * Yami, how do we get out of here?
((Kaiba swings his fist at Joey and barely misses))
Yami: *Also ignores the two fighting * I don't know. . . The Millennium Ring would come in handy now.
((Joey jumps behind and tries to put Kaiba in a headlock))
Yugi: Yeah, that Item can lead you through mazes, right?
((Kaiba throws Joey over his shoulder onto the ground and goes to kick him Joey: O_O ))
Yami: That's right. But Bakura's not here. . . Hm, I've heard if you place your right hand on a wall in a maze and just follow the wall like that, you'll eventually end up at the end of it.
((Joey rolls out of the way and jumps up, trying to punch Kaiba but misses and grabs a fistful of his hair. He pulls it. Kaiba: O_O _!!!))
Yugi: Like this? * puts his hand on the wall and begins walking*
((Kaiba escapes Joey's grasp and turns around, delivering a kick to Joey that sends him through the wall! (Don't worry people, the wall is soft dirt so Joeys not hurt. . . Well not badly anyways.) ))
Yami: *nods * Yes, just like that. * follows Yugi *
Kaiba: * still is only paying attention to his fight * Hah dog! Take that! * notices Yugi and Yami are leaving * Huh? Oh, wait a minute! *runs after them *
Joey: * stumbles back through the wall * Come on Kaiba, I'm not finished yet. * notices everybody's gone * Eh? Ah man, guys! Wait for me! *runs *
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Half an hour later, the four finally reached the other end of the basement, the end of the maze. Going through they had come to the conclusion that anything you ever dreamed of could be found in Kaiba's basement. Anything you had heard about in stories, or made up yourself. They had encountered giant fossils, small dragons (one of which didn't like Seto and set his but on fire, but it was put out soon afterwards), and even a Kuriboh. ((Kuriboh: Squeeee! ^_^! Seto: --;;)) But still, they were surprised when they found what awaited them at the end of the maze. . .
Leprechaun: Ya found me gold!
Everyone: O_O * sweatdrop *
Yami: *whispers * Kaiba, there's a leprechaun in your basement.
Seto: *awkwardly * I am aware of that.
Yugi & Joey: *slowly back away from the leprechaun *
Leprechaun: No that ye found me gold, you get to keep it!
Seto: Huh? Oh, yes! Gold! I get gold! I get gold!
Yugi: *sweatdrop * But, that gold will do us no good if we don't find a way to get out of the basement.
Yami & Joey: *nodnod *
Seto: * dances* Gold gold gold gold!
Leprechaun: I know the way back to the start of the maze.
Yugi, Yami & Joey: You do?!
Leprechaun: Yes, I do. And I could tell you. But in exchange for the information, you have to let me keep my gold.
Seto: * stops dancing * What?
Leprechaun: You have a choice. You can wander here forever and be rich, or go back to your home and without the gold.
Joey: Let's go home. * sweatdrops as he realizes that they actually are still in Kaiba's house *
Seto: No way! I'm getting that gold!
Yami: But we won't be able to find our way out if we don't get help!
Seto: It's my gold! * starts to go get it*
Yami & Joey: Ah! No, we need to get back! *grab Seto, holding him back *
Seto: My gold! * struggles against the two *
Yugi: *walks up to the leprechaun * All right, we'll leave you with your gold. So, can you help us back to the beginning of the maze?
Leprechaun: *nodnod * Alright
Seto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Leprechaun: *snaps his fingers *
Everyone (cept the dude with the gold): *gets teleported back in front of the door that leads out of the basement *
Seto: -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *blinks * What?
Yugi, Yami, & Joey: We're back!
Seto: I. . . I lost. . . I lost the gold!!!! * glares a murderous look at the three *
Yugi: * gulp * Now now Kaiba, it was for your own good. I mean, you don't want to do anything drastic now, do you? * is nervously backing up the stairs, away from a mad Kaiba *
Seto: * still has the murderous look, is creeping towards Yugi*
Yugi: * backs into the door* Oh crap. *starts pounding on it * HEY! IS ANYBODY OUT THERE?! HELP! KAIBA'S GUNNA KILL ME!!!!!!
Seto: *creeps closer, starts chuckling evily, and is about to punch the lights out of Yugi *
Yami & Joey: Eep! * run up and restrain Kaiba *
Seto: Let go you morons!
Yugi: HELP!
Suddenly, a voice comes from the other side of the door.
Voice: * sounds very confused * Hello?
All the four stop what they are doing and stare at the door. Even Kaiba forgets about beating up Yugi, for the moment.
Yugi: I'm saved!
Joey: Finally, somebody's out there! Hey, can you open the door?
Yami: I know that voice. . . who is it.
Voice: Open the door. Heh, now why would I do that?
Joey: Huh?
Yami: I know! It's Yami Bakura!
Voice (a.k.a Yami B): That's right. Brilliant, Pharaoh.
Yugi: Aw crap. Please, can you just be nice this once and open the door?
Yami B: Why would I do that? Heh heh, how long have you been stuck in there? Ever since the lights came on?
Yami: * mad * Open the door, Tomb Robber!
Yami B: * continues * And there's no one else other than me who knows you are stuck down there. Hm, perhaps I should warn everyone to stay away from the basement. Ha ha, you'd never get out!
Joey: That's it! Let us out right now, or you're really gunna get it later.
Yami B: Hah ha ha ha. Relax, you'll be out, eventually. I just don't feel like it right now.
Yugi: Come on! Kaiba's going to kill me if you don't open the door!
Joey: Oh great Yugi, now he'll never open it.
Yami: I think he left. . .
Seto: Does he really think he can just walk away?! I'll be getting my revenge on him as well. . . * glares at Yugi and smirks * But for now I'll just have to do with crushing Yugi in the most painful way possible. * cracks knuckles *
Yugi: * gulp *
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Well, that's chapter 8! Or. . . 9. . . or. . . something. Well, it seemed really long this time, it might be because I'm bored. I think I'll write chapter 9, er, 10 today to. Heck, I should just delete that chapter that's not really a chapter, huh? I think I will. . . Well, please review! Thank you!
Yugi: Wait, I'm just at Kaiba's mercy now?
Kaiba: * evil smirk *
Yugi * nervous laugh * Uh, remember Kaiba, you don't want to hurt me.
Kaiba: Why not?
GF: Dun worry, I won't let you get hurt Yugi. Well, not seriously anyways. . . um, well actually you better start praying.
Yugi: oo Help.
GF: All right. Kaiba, dun hurt him that much, k? Well. . . see ya! * starts to leave *
Yugi: That's all your going to help me?
Kaiba: * smirk *
GF: Sorry Yugi, I've got things to do.
Molepeoples: * spot GF again * We found her!!! Come on!
GF: Eep! * runs *
Kaiba: Amazing what they'll do for money. . .
YGO group: * sweatdrop, watches GF running from Molepeoples *
Joey: * pops up outa nowhere * R&R please! ^^ * counts money he got from GF for saying that *
YGO group: The molepeople?!
GF: Yup! ^^
Molepeoples: Hey, we are living things! We will not be owned!
YGO group: O_O Oh my gosh. Molepeople!
GF: Uh-oh. . . I smell something fishy.
Molepeoples: * hold up signs * We are not owned! We are free!
GF: But I own you!
Molepeoples: *glare * Oh yeah? You wanna bet! Get her! * chase GF waving their shovels and axes around *
GF: Ahh! It's the MOLEPEOPLES REBELLION! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! * runs *
YGO Group: *watches *
GF: All right all right! You are free!
Molepeoples: YES! WE HAVE FREEDOM! *stops chasing her *
Seto: Why did you stop? Get her!
Molepeoples: Why?
Seto: Um. . . I'll pay you.
Molepeoples: *brighten up * OK! *grab their shovels and axes once more and chase GF*
Seto: *cheers the molepeople * Go Go Go Go Go!
YGO group: * sweatdrop *
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(scene: Green Flame in the kitchen with Pegasus)
Pegasus: * is still under the mind-control of the flute/penny whittsle thingy * * gives Green Flame a whole deck of rare and vauluble cards *
GF: * grabs cards * Thank you! ^_^ Now, how about some cash? What do you say?
Pegasis: * gives her a dollar *
GF: -_- Jeesh, even mind-controlled he's still resisting. . . * looks around at all the stuff she has * Oh man.
Pegasus: * mind-controlled *
GF: * looks around * * rubs the back of her head * Oh man. . . Stupid guilty conscious. . . * looks around again * *sighs* I know I'm gunna regret this, but, Pegasus! Take back all your stuff, now!
Pegasus: * takes back all the stuff he gave to GF *
GF: Well, nice chattin' with ya, or not, but see ya!
She leaves the room and stays behind the corner. She blows the whitsle thing and Pegasus snaps out of it. He looks around, now more confused than when he mysteriously popped out of the closet. GF sighed. "I'm. . . .not evil. . . Darnit!" She runs off. Meanwhile. . .
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In the basement, there was Yugi, Kaiba, Yami and Joey. The four were stuck in the basement together until somebody would hopefully wander near the basement door and unlock it. But, until then the four would be stuck together until who knows how long. And, since three of them were enemies against the fourth, that wouldn't make this time very enjoyable for anyone. (A/N: Then again maybe I am evil ^_^)
Joey: Wha?!? You mean we're trapped in here?!
Seto: Until someone finds and unlocks the door, yes.
Yugi: And. . . how long do you think that will take?
Yami: It could take any amount of time, unfortunately.
Yugi: So, what are we going to do until then?
Joey: * is at the top of the stairs, banging on the door * LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT!!!
Everyone: * sweatdrop *
Joey: * stops, pants * Well, that didn't work. Anybody got a plan B?
Everyone: * sighs and shakes their heads, but not to answer the question *
Yami: There must he something we can all do to wait. Even with. . . Kaiba. * semi-glare to Kaiba *
Seto: * semi-glare back *
YugI: I know! We can play a game!
Seto: * rolls eyes * Oh we all knew THAT was coming, especially from you Yugi.
Yami: Don't pick on Yugi!
Joey: I know what we can do!
Yami and Kaiba stop their fighting and join Yugi in staring at Joey. They were almost afraid to hear his idea.
Joey: Kaiba, do you know how big your basement is, or what's in it?
Seto: Actually, I don't. Everything that grows old or unneeded goes down here. I have no idea how much is down here, and it runs under the entire mansion. I haven't been down here for years.
Joey: * rubs his hands together * Perfect.
Now everyone is scared. If you knew Joey and saw that look on his face, you would be too.
Joey: Let's go explore Kaiba's basement!
Seto: no you will not!!!
Yugi: * glare * Why not? You said MY idea was so stupid so why not go with Joey's?
Yami: * nodds, taking sides with Yugi * It's three against one. We win. * realizes that maybe the idea isn't so smart * Crap.
Joey: ALL RIGHT!!! Let's go!! * jumps and runs deeper into the basement, past heaps of junk * Maybe I can find embarrassing baby pictures of you, Kaiba.
Seto: * rolls eyes * There aren't any baby pictures of me down -
Joey: * holds up photo album he found sifting through junk * Oh yeah? This says you're wrong.
Seto: What?!? * runs over and grabs book from him super-fast * * looks in it * Feh, it's empty. * tosses it *
Joey: Aww man. Sure, ruin my fun.
Seto: My pleasure.
Yugi: Come on, I still want to explore.
Seto: * follows Yugi grumbling *
Yami: * semi-glare *
Seto: * semi-glare back *
Yugi: * doesn't notice * Hey Kaiba! There are tunnels in your basement!
Everyone: What?
There were indeed tunnels running through the basement in this section. They seemed to form a maze, some kind of labyrinth.
Seto: I don't remember this being in the design. . .
Joey: Awesome. Heh heh heh. Now we can have fun!
Everybody is scared again. Hey, this is Joey we're talking about. You would be too.
Joey: All right, pick a direction, any direction.
Yugi: You don't think we'll get lost down here, do you?
They all stare at the multiple entrances to the maze. There wasn't much light in the tunnels, so it would be hard to see.
Yami: Why are we doing this again?
Seto: You're the one who said three against one, remember?
Yami: * glare*
Seto: * glares back *
Joey: Let's go this way! * marches into a random entrance *
Seto: Is the dog really this dumb?
Yugi: Hey! Joey's not dumb!
Yami: * sighs * We'd better go follow him. . .
The three quickly catch up to Joey and try to talk him out of the idea. They pull on him, yell at him, anything to try to prevent him from going on. But somehow he finally convinces them to come along. It is very dark. . .
Seto: I still don't know how a maze got in my basement. . .
Some voice from very far away: Authoress Power!!!
Everyone: O_O
Yami: Funny, that almost sounded like Green Flame. . .
Yugi: Anyways, what if we get lost in here? We'd be stuck in Kaiba's basement forever! And who knows what could be living down here.
Seto: There's nothing living in my basement!
Yugi: Oh yeah? * points *
The group had been walking through the maze for a few minutes. They already didn't know which way they had come from. The only light in the tunnels came from the lit torches on the walls. . .
Seto: Wait a minute, lit torches?! How did LIT TORCHES get in my basement?!
Yami: I think something does live down here. . .
Joey: * lets his imagination out again * ( all in one breath ) Kaiba, you could have an ancient civilization of people or some kind of tribe living in your basement, or maybe some sort of new species of animal that developed out of neglect and formed into a race in which they worship a rock.
Eveyone: * stares * * BIIG sweatdrop *
Seto: And this is why I didn't want him in my house.
Joey: * shrugs* Or not.
Yami: Yes Joey, I don't think that could actually hap-
As they continue walking, the sound of odd chanting breaks off the end of Yami's sentence. They all stop and look at the corner that lies ahead, the chanting seemingly coming from around the other side.
Yugi: O_O * whispers * Do we want to see what's on the other side?
Yami & Joey: *also whispers * I don't think so.
Seto: Well I do. If there's an intruder in my house, I must know.
The others try to stop him, but he doesn't listen, and the others join him in poking his head around the corner. They see a bunch of small human like creatures, all dancing around a large rock planted in the middle of the room. There are several torches around the walls of the room, and the creatures stop their dancing and chanting and look at the four newcomers.
Creatures: * points * The rock!
Yugi, Joey, Kaiba, and Yami: O_O_O_O_O_O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! * runs *
Once they are far far far away from the "creatures," they stop running for a break.
Seto: What in the world was that?!
Joey: Um. . . . the new species that developed out of neglect and worship a rock?
Everyone: oO
Yami: Ok, well I'll never doubt you again, Joey.
Yugi: Yes. . . You should really have paid more attention to your basement in the past, Kaiba. I wonder how long they've been here. . .
Yami: I wonder what they eat.
Joey: I wonder where their toilet is. . .
Everyone: * they all suddenly smell something foul * Eww. * quickly walk the other direction *
Once they are far away enough from the smell, along with the species, they begin walking at a normal pace again. They know now that they are really really lost, they have absolutely no clue where they are or how to get back to the beginning of the maze.
Yugi: Well Kaiba, on the bright side, you've discovered a new species! You get to name it and everything. . .
Seto: Yugi, there is no bright side to all this. Why would I want to name something like that?
Joey: Hey, you can name them after yourself! It'll be all over the news, the new species, Seto Kaiba! They seem to have little logic, and are obsessed with rocks! OW!
Seto: * pulls back his fist from punching Joey * I suggest you keep quiet, stupid dog.
Joey: * grumbles, rubs his head where he got hit * So, what else do you think lives down here?
Seto: Nothing, I hope.
Joey: But there are still all these torches on the walls. . . Heh, at least there aren't any molepeoples down here.
The others: Molepeoples?! Joey, there's no such thing as- * all of a sudden, in the background a group of Molepeoples run by*
Everyone: O_O
((back up a minute, from before the Molepeoples went by, and lets take it form their point of view))
Molepeople #1: What a nice day for digging!
Molepeople #2: Yup, I agree! But did you hear those odd sounds like voices?
Molepeople #3: Yeah. Heh, at least there aren't any humans down here.
Molepeople #2: Humans?! Brother, why would there be any humans down- * in the background, Yugi and his group walk by*
Molepeoples #1-3: O_O
((Back to the present time, after they've both seen each other, from Yugi and the other's point of view))
Everyone: Ahhhh! *runs *
Molepeoples: * also run*
Everyone: * run far enough so they can't be seen *
Yugi: What in the world?! There were MOLEPEOPLE!
Yami: Joey, I think you should stop talking about all these creatures. . . whatever you talk about seems to be true down here.
Seto: See, didn't I tell you to shut up?
Joey: You shut up!
Seto: Obey your master!
Joey: Oh, that's it! * starts a fist fight with Kaiba *
Yugi: * ignores the two, who are now fighting in the background * Yami, how do we get out of here?
((Kaiba swings his fist at Joey and barely misses))
Yami: *Also ignores the two fighting * I don't know. . . The Millennium Ring would come in handy now.
((Joey jumps behind and tries to put Kaiba in a headlock))
Yugi: Yeah, that Item can lead you through mazes, right?
((Kaiba throws Joey over his shoulder onto the ground and goes to kick him Joey: O_O ))
Yami: That's right. But Bakura's not here. . . Hm, I've heard if you place your right hand on a wall in a maze and just follow the wall like that, you'll eventually end up at the end of it.
((Joey rolls out of the way and jumps up, trying to punch Kaiba but misses and grabs a fistful of his hair. He pulls it. Kaiba: O_O _!!!))
Yugi: Like this? * puts his hand on the wall and begins walking*
((Kaiba escapes Joey's grasp and turns around, delivering a kick to Joey that sends him through the wall! (Don't worry people, the wall is soft dirt so Joeys not hurt. . . Well not badly anyways.) ))
Yami: *nods * Yes, just like that. * follows Yugi *
Kaiba: * still is only paying attention to his fight * Hah dog! Take that! * notices Yugi and Yami are leaving * Huh? Oh, wait a minute! *runs after them *
Joey: * stumbles back through the wall * Come on Kaiba, I'm not finished yet. * notices everybody's gone * Eh? Ah man, guys! Wait for me! *runs *
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Half an hour later, the four finally reached the other end of the basement, the end of the maze. Going through they had come to the conclusion that anything you ever dreamed of could be found in Kaiba's basement. Anything you had heard about in stories, or made up yourself. They had encountered giant fossils, small dragons (one of which didn't like Seto and set his but on fire, but it was put out soon afterwards), and even a Kuriboh. ((Kuriboh: Squeeee! ^_^! Seto: --;;)) But still, they were surprised when they found what awaited them at the end of the maze. . .
Leprechaun: Ya found me gold!
Everyone: O_O * sweatdrop *
Yami: *whispers * Kaiba, there's a leprechaun in your basement.
Seto: *awkwardly * I am aware of that.
Yugi & Joey: *slowly back away from the leprechaun *
Leprechaun: No that ye found me gold, you get to keep it!
Seto: Huh? Oh, yes! Gold! I get gold! I get gold!
Yugi: *sweatdrop * But, that gold will do us no good if we don't find a way to get out of the basement.
Yami & Joey: *nodnod *
Seto: * dances* Gold gold gold gold!
Leprechaun: I know the way back to the start of the maze.
Yugi, Yami & Joey: You do?!
Leprechaun: Yes, I do. And I could tell you. But in exchange for the information, you have to let me keep my gold.
Seto: * stops dancing * What?
Leprechaun: You have a choice. You can wander here forever and be rich, or go back to your home and without the gold.
Joey: Let's go home. * sweatdrops as he realizes that they actually are still in Kaiba's house *
Seto: No way! I'm getting that gold!
Yami: But we won't be able to find our way out if we don't get help!
Seto: It's my gold! * starts to go get it*
Yami & Joey: Ah! No, we need to get back! *grab Seto, holding him back *
Seto: My gold! * struggles against the two *
Yugi: *walks up to the leprechaun * All right, we'll leave you with your gold. So, can you help us back to the beginning of the maze?
Leprechaun: *nodnod * Alright
Seto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Leprechaun: *snaps his fingers *
Everyone (cept the dude with the gold): *gets teleported back in front of the door that leads out of the basement *
Seto: -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *blinks * What?
Yugi, Yami, & Joey: We're back!
Seto: I. . . I lost. . . I lost the gold!!!! * glares a murderous look at the three *
Yugi: * gulp * Now now Kaiba, it was for your own good. I mean, you don't want to do anything drastic now, do you? * is nervously backing up the stairs, away from a mad Kaiba *
Seto: * still has the murderous look, is creeping towards Yugi*
Yugi: * backs into the door* Oh crap. *starts pounding on it * HEY! IS ANYBODY OUT THERE?! HELP! KAIBA'S GUNNA KILL ME!!!!!!
Seto: *creeps closer, starts chuckling evily, and is about to punch the lights out of Yugi *
Yami & Joey: Eep! * run up and restrain Kaiba *
Seto: Let go you morons!
Yugi: HELP!
Suddenly, a voice comes from the other side of the door.
Voice: * sounds very confused * Hello?
All the four stop what they are doing and stare at the door. Even Kaiba forgets about beating up Yugi, for the moment.
Yugi: I'm saved!
Joey: Finally, somebody's out there! Hey, can you open the door?
Yami: I know that voice. . . who is it.
Voice: Open the door. Heh, now why would I do that?
Joey: Huh?
Yami: I know! It's Yami Bakura!
Voice (a.k.a Yami B): That's right. Brilliant, Pharaoh.
Yugi: Aw crap. Please, can you just be nice this once and open the door?
Yami B: Why would I do that? Heh heh, how long have you been stuck in there? Ever since the lights came on?
Yami: * mad * Open the door, Tomb Robber!
Yami B: * continues * And there's no one else other than me who knows you are stuck down there. Hm, perhaps I should warn everyone to stay away from the basement. Ha ha, you'd never get out!
Joey: That's it! Let us out right now, or you're really gunna get it later.
Yami B: Hah ha ha ha. Relax, you'll be out, eventually. I just don't feel like it right now.
Yugi: Come on! Kaiba's going to kill me if you don't open the door!
Joey: Oh great Yugi, now he'll never open it.
Yami: I think he left. . .
Seto: Does he really think he can just walk away?! I'll be getting my revenge on him as well. . . * glares at Yugi and smirks * But for now I'll just have to do with crushing Yugi in the most painful way possible. * cracks knuckles *
Yugi: * gulp *
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Well, that's chapter 8! Or. . . 9. . . or. . . something. Well, it seemed really long this time, it might be because I'm bored. I think I'll write chapter 9, er, 10 today to. Heck, I should just delete that chapter that's not really a chapter, huh? I think I will. . . Well, please review! Thank you!
Yugi: Wait, I'm just at Kaiba's mercy now?
Kaiba: * evil smirk *
Yugi * nervous laugh * Uh, remember Kaiba, you don't want to hurt me.
Kaiba: Why not?
GF: Dun worry, I won't let you get hurt Yugi. Well, not seriously anyways. . . um, well actually you better start praying.
Yugi: oo Help.
GF: All right. Kaiba, dun hurt him that much, k? Well. . . see ya! * starts to leave *
Yugi: That's all your going to help me?
Kaiba: * smirk *
GF: Sorry Yugi, I've got things to do.
Molepeoples: * spot GF again * We found her!!! Come on!
GF: Eep! * runs *
Kaiba: Amazing what they'll do for money. . .
YGO group: * sweatdrop, watches GF running from Molepeoples *
Joey: * pops up outa nowhere * R&R please! ^^ * counts money he got from GF for saying that *