Pride, Prejudice and Eddie
Rating: R for sex in later chapters, and sexual situations
Genre: Humor/Romance
Summary: An AU fic based on the prejudice and overly american angle crap they have as Bradshaw angle on Smackdown!- Bradshaw is a wealthy buisness man who leaves his lover at home when a certain repair man comes to fix the out door hot tub... slash
Shawn smiled happily as he situated himself on Mark's lap a little better. He was beginning to get to love this man dearly. No one had ever treated him this well before- OR for that matter... Had any type of faith in him whatsoever. Assistant to Mark Calloway. He was going to be an assistant to one of the world's most powerful men. And he seemed to be romantically interested in him to boot!
After their date last night went so well it was remarkable. Mark listened to what Shawn had to say- AND SEEMED INTERESTED NO LESS! He was a total gentlemen... Even brought Shawn flowers. Today the taller man seemed more interested today in briefing him of his duty. Hunter, Kane and Bradshaw were in the car too, oogling Shawn like the night before in the club.
"Ah my dear... Do you understand?"
"Yes I do, Mark! 110%!"
Bradshaw and Hunter exchanged glances. "Um, Mr. Calloway... You're letting Shawn call you Mark... But not us?" Hunter said pipping up before the other could say it.
"Well Helmsley... As I said to Layfield the other day. You calling me Mark would require you being one of three things. My friend, my lover, or my family. Are you both my lovers?"
They shook their heads.
"My family...?"
Another no.
"My friends..."
No.
"Then the only people allowed to call me by my first name would be Shawn- my lover, Kane- my brother, and Chris and his brothers- my friends. Got it?"
They nodded absimally. Kane smiled at that- he loved when Mark was cruel. It really gave them such a strong connection.
"That's not nice." Shawn said quietly. "They may be idiots... But look, they want your attention so badly they're virtually sniviling."
Mark frowned a little. "You know what Shawn, you're right. But I have to be mean to them. See, I've been watching them oogle you since we got in this limosine. And I don't like it. So, I must be mean to them. That way they know to NEVER DO IT AGAIN."
"Creeps- aren't you all married?" Shawn asked wrinkling his nose.
"Yeah." Kane said with a grin. "JBL here struck it rich when he found that little blonde dish up in Winnepeg."
"Huh? Oh yeah. Chris. Forgot about him." Bradshaw wrinkled his nose and started rooting through his wallet. He pulled out a small picture, handing it to him.
Shawn looked at the picture and grinned. The blonde was pretty; angular face, expressive blue eyes, and what looked like a smoking body. "He's very attractive."
"Chris? Yeah, he is." Bradshaw said with a bored yawn. "He always wants me to spend time with him. But you know, a big business man like myself hasn't got the time to do things like that."
"Gee, that's horrible... I hope you let him cheat." Shawn frowned.
"No, Chris would never commit adultery on me."
"I sure would..." He murmured, making Mark chuckle.
"What did you say...?" Bradshaw asked looking at him and raised an eyebrow.
"Nothing!"
Mark grinned and squeezed Shawn tighter.
"Anyway... Thanks to John... Me and Kane have wives too." Hunter took out a picture of Adam, and Kane one of Christian.
Shawn looked at them and 'hmmed' quietly. "Wow... These three sure do look alike. Are they related?"
Hunter stretched out, putting his hands behind his head. "Yes, acutually. Since Chris had two other brothers... John here took them down to Texas, and we worked them over with some gifts.. Easy pickins."
"What...?" Shawn looked up at Mark. "He's joking right?"
Mark shook his head, brushing some strands out of Shawn's face. "No my dear, I'm afraid not."
"Why didn't you stop them?!" He cried angrily. "You can't do that to people! You can't just BUY them over! That's so wrong! Is that what you're trying to do to me?! Buy me over with this job?! Stop the limo, you can take this job and shove it Mark!" Shawn huffed and climbed out of the limosine.
"Shawn!! SHAWN WAIT!" Mark shouted, stumbling out of the back seat. He saw the blonde fleeing down the streets, and started after him.
-
"Mami, I'm very sorry." Eddie said sitting up in bed. "But I have to go home... My brothers and nephews are waiting for me to come back."
Chris pouted as the latino man climbed out of the bed. "Will you come back tomorrow..?"
Eddie nodded. "Of course. I want to check out that corvette I saw in your garage..."
"Oohhh! That's mine! It needs some severe work... John hasn't taken it out yet..."
The latino man sighed, chuckling softly. "He doesn't do alot of things, does he, mami?"
"Nope. Drinks beer, works, goes on these business trips..." Chris pouted.
"Ah, well... Don't worry Chris, because I've got a hold of you now. And you're never going to be lonely again.."
TBC
Rating: R for sex in later chapters, and sexual situations
Genre: Humor/Romance
Summary: An AU fic based on the prejudice and overly american angle crap they have as Bradshaw angle on Smackdown!- Bradshaw is a wealthy buisness man who leaves his lover at home when a certain repair man comes to fix the out door hot tub... slash
Shawn smiled happily as he situated himself on Mark's lap a little better. He was beginning to get to love this man dearly. No one had ever treated him this well before- OR for that matter... Had any type of faith in him whatsoever. Assistant to Mark Calloway. He was going to be an assistant to one of the world's most powerful men. And he seemed to be romantically interested in him to boot!
After their date last night went so well it was remarkable. Mark listened to what Shawn had to say- AND SEEMED INTERESTED NO LESS! He was a total gentlemen... Even brought Shawn flowers. Today the taller man seemed more interested today in briefing him of his duty. Hunter, Kane and Bradshaw were in the car too, oogling Shawn like the night before in the club.
"Ah my dear... Do you understand?"
"Yes I do, Mark! 110%!"
Bradshaw and Hunter exchanged glances. "Um, Mr. Calloway... You're letting Shawn call you Mark... But not us?" Hunter said pipping up before the other could say it.
"Well Helmsley... As I said to Layfield the other day. You calling me Mark would require you being one of three things. My friend, my lover, or my family. Are you both my lovers?"
They shook their heads.
"My family...?"
Another no.
"My friends..."
No.
"Then the only people allowed to call me by my first name would be Shawn- my lover, Kane- my brother, and Chris and his brothers- my friends. Got it?"
They nodded absimally. Kane smiled at that- he loved when Mark was cruel. It really gave them such a strong connection.
"That's not nice." Shawn said quietly. "They may be idiots... But look, they want your attention so badly they're virtually sniviling."
Mark frowned a little. "You know what Shawn, you're right. But I have to be mean to them. See, I've been watching them oogle you since we got in this limosine. And I don't like it. So, I must be mean to them. That way they know to NEVER DO IT AGAIN."
"Creeps- aren't you all married?" Shawn asked wrinkling his nose.
"Yeah." Kane said with a grin. "JBL here struck it rich when he found that little blonde dish up in Winnepeg."
"Huh? Oh yeah. Chris. Forgot about him." Bradshaw wrinkled his nose and started rooting through his wallet. He pulled out a small picture, handing it to him.
Shawn looked at the picture and grinned. The blonde was pretty; angular face, expressive blue eyes, and what looked like a smoking body. "He's very attractive."
"Chris? Yeah, he is." Bradshaw said with a bored yawn. "He always wants me to spend time with him. But you know, a big business man like myself hasn't got the time to do things like that."
"Gee, that's horrible... I hope you let him cheat." Shawn frowned.
"No, Chris would never commit adultery on me."
"I sure would..." He murmured, making Mark chuckle.
"What did you say...?" Bradshaw asked looking at him and raised an eyebrow.
"Nothing!"
Mark grinned and squeezed Shawn tighter.
"Anyway... Thanks to John... Me and Kane have wives too." Hunter took out a picture of Adam, and Kane one of Christian.
Shawn looked at them and 'hmmed' quietly. "Wow... These three sure do look alike. Are they related?"
Hunter stretched out, putting his hands behind his head. "Yes, acutually. Since Chris had two other brothers... John here took them down to Texas, and we worked them over with some gifts.. Easy pickins."
"What...?" Shawn looked up at Mark. "He's joking right?"
Mark shook his head, brushing some strands out of Shawn's face. "No my dear, I'm afraid not."
"Why didn't you stop them?!" He cried angrily. "You can't do that to people! You can't just BUY them over! That's so wrong! Is that what you're trying to do to me?! Buy me over with this job?! Stop the limo, you can take this job and shove it Mark!" Shawn huffed and climbed out of the limosine.
"Shawn!! SHAWN WAIT!" Mark shouted, stumbling out of the back seat. He saw the blonde fleeing down the streets, and started after him.
-
"Mami, I'm very sorry." Eddie said sitting up in bed. "But I have to go home... My brothers and nephews are waiting for me to come back."
Chris pouted as the latino man climbed out of the bed. "Will you come back tomorrow..?"
Eddie nodded. "Of course. I want to check out that corvette I saw in your garage..."
"Oohhh! That's mine! It needs some severe work... John hasn't taken it out yet..."
The latino man sighed, chuckling softly. "He doesn't do alot of things, does he, mami?"
"Nope. Drinks beer, works, goes on these business trips..." Chris pouted.
"Ah, well... Don't worry Chris, because I've got a hold of you now. And you're never going to be lonely again.."
TBC