Note: my spelling sucks and I don't have spell check so please forgive me

disclaimer: Me no own you no sue!

*It was another day at the police office as Jericho entered the place office*

Jericho: Hey Ric whats up?

*Ric is very nerverous* Ric: man I have bad feeling *nervously* WOOOOOO!

Jericho: Ric everyone knows that you won't be killied

Ric:*whispering* But i'm two days away from retirament...woooo!

jericho: come on ric just because harely,tito,greg and countless other were killed doesn't mean were killied doesn't mean you will be...

Ric:oh yeah? then name at least one cop that wasn't killed before retirment!

Jericho: *thinking hard* ummmmmm....ummmmmm uhhhhh...

Ric: well?

Jericho:ummmm mick?

Ric:He was detecive!

Jericho:Hogan?

Ric:*dully* SWAT leader...

jericho:ok so I can't think of anyone but I still say you'll be fine...

*randy orton enters in dramatic form* Randy: Once again another legendary crimnal has fallen to the legend killer!

*Flair and Jericho look at orton* Flair: Hey Randy, chris and I are gonna go to the club after work you wanna come?

Jericho: one moment randy. *pulls ric to were he can whisper to him* Ric you know he and I don't get along!

Ric:ric That maybe so but somthing tells me that you to would be a great team..

Chris:what makes you say that?

Ric:*Shurgs* I dunno..

Chris:will proably never know...

Ric:yeah...(ah forshadowing...)

chris: Yup

Ric:so Its agreed orton comes

chris: Yeah-wait did you just *laughs a bit* d-did you just say "orton comes"...? *laughs more*

Ric:Oh my god I did...hehe *laughs the both crack up* *few minutes later* *ric wips away a tear* wooo...

Randy:Hey what time?

Ric: Oh right we get off at 7:00.

*later at the club orton and jericho are asking ric about what he is gonna do after retirment*

Jericho:so tell us ric what are you gonna do after you retire

Randy: Yes tell us!

Ric:I told you 3 times already!

Orton:please once more

Ric:ok fine well me and my wife are gonna move to this farm *shows orton and jericho and pic of is wife on a horse*

Ric:yup gonna be great in fact I think I might not die after all...*just then as fate his so cruel a hell storm of bullets hit ric and he starts to move around as he is shot*

*5 mins later*

*still being shot*

*10 mins later*

*still being shot*

*5 more minutes*

*still being shot

*10 more minutes*

*still being shot-Jericho:get to the point ass clown!*

*bullets stops and a car can be heard driving away*

Jericho:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

orton:WHY!?

*jericho runs over to ric's side*

Ric:*weakly* I told I would die...but one thing..get Heyman....*dies*

jericho:HEYMAN-*ric wakes up*

Ric:wait one more thing....

Orton:what ric?

ric:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *cough* *sputer* *dies for real*

ok thats the frist chapter hope ya like I should be doing Home work but my fans come frist! :-D I think this might be better than WWE camping trip!

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to be continued....double check