Note: my spelling sucks and I don't have spell check so please forgive me
disclaimer: Me no own you no sue!
Annoucer:*sounding like a lame narrator from the 70s* when we last left are heros there friend and mentor had been slain...
*orton and jericho are standing at the crime scene after the body had been taken*
Orton:Damn we should of been there to help..
Jericho: there was nothing we could do..
Orton: WHATDA YA MEAN!!!!???!??! we could of helped
Jericho: explain..with a flashback..
Anoucer: and so...*flash back hapens to about 40 mins befor flair is shot*
Orton: I'm gonna drink you under the table
Jericho: nope i'm gonna be the winner..*and so it came to pass that orton and jericho in effort to beat one another sliped several diffrent drinks in one anothers drink and then after about 3 it was a wonder that they could even be alive*
Orton: *wasted...BAD* hey..*hic* Chris..I think that that lady is making eyes at you..
Jericho:*reall really wasted* Yeah? *goes over to lady and makes out with the lady*
*while flair is getting shot* *orton is making out with another lady and jericho is still with his lasy friend*
Bartender: Excuse Me *after the bartender trys to get orton and jericho attion he finnally does*
Bartender: umm for one your friend is being shot *points to flair who is still being shot* and you..*points to orton* your making out with my decrotive toilet...and you *points to jericho* are making out with My coat hanger!!!
*end flash back*
Orton:see...
Jericho: now that you metion it...*pulls splinters out of tounge* and orton can you help me get the splinters of my butt
Orton:....frist of all NO! second how in the hell did they get there!?
Jericho: hey i was really really wasted!
Orton: thats another thing if we were so tanked the how did we sober up so fast!?
Jericho: maybe were so wasted we got sober...
Orton: There is so much wrong with your theroy...
Jericho: I know...
*the next day at the police station*
*orton and jericho walk in*
*eddie walks up to them* Eddie:Hey essa Mcmahon wants to see you in his office...
*orton and jericho look at each other nervously*
A few minutes latter...
*orton and chris are in the office*
Mcmahon: Sit down please..*orton takes a sit*
Jericho: I'd perfer to stand sir...
McMahon: I would imagine after what happened last night...How did the operation go?
Orton:what opration?
Jericho: around 2 in the morning I finnally got those splinters taken out and I'm still-
McMahon & orton: SHUT UP!!
McMahon: anyway flair was are best man he was about to crack a case wide open infamous drug dealer all that is known about him is his name..Paul E. Dangrously. We assume its a fake name due to the fact that he isn't listed.
*orton and jericho try to hold back there laughs due to how silly the name sounds*
mcMahon: anyway did he mention anything to one of you?
Orton: nope
Jericho: nope I didn't even know he was on a case.
McMahon: Few did he was working on it in secret. You two are dismissed..*they walk out*
*jericho thinks * I wonder If that heyman guy that ric metioned is the same as dangrously...
Well thats that chapter I hope you guys like it I'm not sure about this I think it isn't as good as the last one but tel me what you think
disclaimer: Me no own you no sue!
Annoucer:*sounding like a lame narrator from the 70s* when we last left are heros there friend and mentor had been slain...
*orton and jericho are standing at the crime scene after the body had been taken*
Orton:Damn we should of been there to help..
Jericho: there was nothing we could do..
Orton: WHATDA YA MEAN!!!!???!??! we could of helped
Jericho: explain..with a flashback..
Anoucer: and so...*flash back hapens to about 40 mins befor flair is shot*
Orton: I'm gonna drink you under the table
Jericho: nope i'm gonna be the winner..*and so it came to pass that orton and jericho in effort to beat one another sliped several diffrent drinks in one anothers drink and then after about 3 it was a wonder that they could even be alive*
Orton: *wasted...BAD* hey..*hic* Chris..I think that that lady is making eyes at you..
Jericho:*reall really wasted* Yeah? *goes over to lady and makes out with the lady*
*while flair is getting shot* *orton is making out with another lady and jericho is still with his lasy friend*
Bartender: Excuse Me *after the bartender trys to get orton and jericho attion he finnally does*
Bartender: umm for one your friend is being shot *points to flair who is still being shot* and you..*points to orton* your making out with my decrotive toilet...and you *points to jericho* are making out with My coat hanger!!!
*end flash back*
Orton:see...
Jericho: now that you metion it...*pulls splinters out of tounge* and orton can you help me get the splinters of my butt
Orton:....frist of all NO! second how in the hell did they get there!?
Jericho: hey i was really really wasted!
Orton: thats another thing if we were so tanked the how did we sober up so fast!?
Jericho: maybe were so wasted we got sober...
Orton: There is so much wrong with your theroy...
Jericho: I know...
*the next day at the police station*
*orton and jericho walk in*
*eddie walks up to them* Eddie:Hey essa Mcmahon wants to see you in his office...
*orton and jericho look at each other nervously*
A few minutes latter...
*orton and chris are in the office*
Mcmahon: Sit down please..*orton takes a sit*
Jericho: I'd perfer to stand sir...
McMahon: I would imagine after what happened last night...How did the operation go?
Orton:what opration?
Jericho: around 2 in the morning I finnally got those splinters taken out and I'm still-
McMahon & orton: SHUT UP!!
McMahon: anyway flair was are best man he was about to crack a case wide open infamous drug dealer all that is known about him is his name..Paul E. Dangrously. We assume its a fake name due to the fact that he isn't listed.
*orton and jericho try to hold back there laughs due to how silly the name sounds*
mcMahon: anyway did he mention anything to one of you?
Orton: nope
Jericho: nope I didn't even know he was on a case.
McMahon: Few did he was working on it in secret. You two are dismissed..*they walk out*
*jericho thinks * I wonder If that heyman guy that ric metioned is the same as dangrously...
Well thats that chapter I hope you guys like it I'm not sure about this I think it isn't as good as the last one but tel me what you think