Togona: hello! A special thanks to Anime's No. 1 Fangirl she has always
reviewed, YOU ROCK!!!! Anyway I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho.
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Yuskue: why don't we just go to a bar?
Togona: yeah okay. That's a good idea
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* at the bar*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Kuwabara: wow, that was scary back there, Togona, and I thought shorty was going to rip his head off.
Hiei: I would've but, well yeah. Togona handled it.
Kurama: I never knew that you could fight like that.
Togona: there are a lot of things that I can do
Yuskue: cook, for one thing.
Bartender: so what will ya'll have
Yuskue: beer
Kuwabara: beer
Kurama: wine
Botan: margarita
Hiei: whiskey
Togona: screwdriver
Keiko: bloody Mary
Yukina: wine
Bartender: wow that's a big order, it'll take a while.
Togona: you know what, move. I'll do the drinks *jumps up and over the bar (if you've ever seen the movie Coyote Ugly then you know what kind of performance I'm, talking about. If you haven't it's basically dancing while juggling alcoholic bottles and pouring them in glasses, kicking them to their proper spot and that whole shabang)
Everyone: *claps*
Bartender: O.o wow pretty lady why don't ya come work for me, the pay is good and if yer lucky I'll take ya home.
Togona: sorry but my heart is taken *wraps an arm around Hiei*
Bartender: how long have ya'll been together, its not one of those two week relationships is it?
Hiei/Togona: *smile deviously* we've been together one hundred years
Bartender: *suddenly realizes *what* these people are* uh gotta go, ya'll enjoy yourselves*
Everyone: *laughs*
Kuwabara did you see the look on that guys face when Hiei and Togona answered?
Yuskue: we were there, stupid
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ a few hours and drinks later ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~
WARNING: Botan gets drunk
Botan: *extremely drunk* you know hic, what I think about you Keiko? You're a hic god damn goody two shoes; you're probably a hic porn star at home hic
Keiko: am not!
Botan: and Yuskue hic what the hell is up with hic your hic hair, you probably use a hic tub of gel hic a day
Yuskue: humph
Botan: Kurama why don't you just hic screw it and stay in youko form? Hic
Kurama: *shakes head*
Botan: Kuwabara hic why don't you just do the world and hic kill yourself?
Kuwabara: hey!
Botan: Hiei, who the hell goes steady for a hundred years?!
Hiei: *glares*
Togona: that's it *slaps Botan a few times and makes her guzzle down water*
Botan: *back to normal* did I miss anything?
Everyone: O.o
Kurama: let's go get some dinner
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Togona: sorry short chapter, but the next chapter is important, it when Hiei pops the big question, please review
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Yuskue: why don't we just go to a bar?
Togona: yeah okay. That's a good idea
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* at the bar*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Kuwabara: wow, that was scary back there, Togona, and I thought shorty was going to rip his head off.
Hiei: I would've but, well yeah. Togona handled it.
Kurama: I never knew that you could fight like that.
Togona: there are a lot of things that I can do
Yuskue: cook, for one thing.
Bartender: so what will ya'll have
Yuskue: beer
Kuwabara: beer
Kurama: wine
Botan: margarita
Hiei: whiskey
Togona: screwdriver
Keiko: bloody Mary
Yukina: wine
Bartender: wow that's a big order, it'll take a while.
Togona: you know what, move. I'll do the drinks *jumps up and over the bar (if you've ever seen the movie Coyote Ugly then you know what kind of performance I'm, talking about. If you haven't it's basically dancing while juggling alcoholic bottles and pouring them in glasses, kicking them to their proper spot and that whole shabang)
Everyone: *claps*
Bartender: O.o wow pretty lady why don't ya come work for me, the pay is good and if yer lucky I'll take ya home.
Togona: sorry but my heart is taken *wraps an arm around Hiei*
Bartender: how long have ya'll been together, its not one of those two week relationships is it?
Hiei/Togona: *smile deviously* we've been together one hundred years
Bartender: *suddenly realizes *what* these people are* uh gotta go, ya'll enjoy yourselves*
Everyone: *laughs*
Kuwabara did you see the look on that guys face when Hiei and Togona answered?
Yuskue: we were there, stupid
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ a few hours and drinks later ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~
WARNING: Botan gets drunk
Botan: *extremely drunk* you know hic, what I think about you Keiko? You're a hic god damn goody two shoes; you're probably a hic porn star at home hic
Keiko: am not!
Botan: and Yuskue hic what the hell is up with hic your hic hair, you probably use a hic tub of gel hic a day
Yuskue: humph
Botan: Kurama why don't you just hic screw it and stay in youko form? Hic
Kurama: *shakes head*
Botan: Kuwabara hic why don't you just do the world and hic kill yourself?
Kuwabara: hey!
Botan: Hiei, who the hell goes steady for a hundred years?!
Hiei: *glares*
Togona: that's it *slaps Botan a few times and makes her guzzle down water*
Botan: *back to normal* did I miss anything?
Everyone: O.o
Kurama: let's go get some dinner
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Togona: sorry short chapter, but the next chapter is important, it when Hiei pops the big question, please review