All characters belong to Rumiko Takahashi and what not. They don't belong to me, even if you try to sue me, I have no money, so PPPPPPPPPBBBB heheheh... anyways, on with the show.

No Soup For You!

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"Alright, Shampoo talk! Shampoo put love potion in soup! Soup meant for Ranma, But stupid Mousse give wrong soup to Mercenary girl!"

Nabiki's eyes popped out of her head. Love Potion?!!? That's what's in the soup? Ah great!

"Shampoo!! What am I gonna do now?!? How the hell do I get rid of it?!?!"

Shampoo shook her head. "Shampoo not know how to- but Shampoo think there way to get out of Love spell."

Nabiki nodded. "Alright, I'm listening!" The headache had long gone away.

Shampoo narrowed her eyes. "You have careful not fall in arms of person. If you fall in arms or touch person. You fall in love for long long time."

Nabiki shook her head. "So what you're saying is that I just have to be careful not to fall into the arms of another person, doesn't matter if they're male, or female, I just can't touch them ne?"

Shampoo nodded. "Yes. Not just only touch! But hold arms in as well!!" She demonstrated to Nabiki what she meant by wrapping her arms around herself tightly.

Nabiki gulped. Great, this is all she needed in her life right now. She slowly peered over the side of the wall. It was quite obvious that she couldn't go out in the front. To many idiots trying to tear down the place. She didn't need to be getting herself involved in their lives!!

Ranma, Ryoga, and Mousse were all hopping around the restaurant putting holes in the place. She quietly said a prayer of thanks to the gods above that at least Kuno wasn't here. Nabiki erked and quickly ducked as a table went whizzing past her head.

"Ah man, it's like a War Zone in here!"

Shampoo shook her head.

"I not know what Great-Great-Grandmother think when come out in back!!"

That's it! Nabiki snapped her fingers. If she couldn't go out in the front, she would just have to take the back exit! Nabiki jumped up and raced towards the back door. Suddenly out of nowhere Cologne appeared.

"What's going on out there? Where's all the racket coming from?"

Nabiki screamed as she skidded to a stop. She had her arms out in front of her.

"YAHHHHHHHHH!!"

Cologne looked just as surprised as Nabiki when she halted in front of the old ghoul. Cologne scratched her grey head.

"I- Nabiki? What are you doing back here?"

Nabiki did a quick round about turn and headed back out to the front. There was no way in hell she was going to crash into Cologne's arms and fall in love with a dried up old prune like that! She had to get away from here! As she neared the front, Ranma bounded towards her. Mousse was lying on the floor dazed with a huge lump on his head. Nabiki eeped and ducked as the boy hopped over her. Nabiki had her hands over her head.

"Heya there Biki!" Ranma said as he dodged behind her.

Nabiki stiffened when she felt Ranma's hands encircle her arms.

"Gah sorry Biki but I gotta-"

Before he could finish what he was saying, Ryoga came tumbling after him. Nabiki's jaw dropped. Ryoga stopped in front of the middle Tendo girl and began fist fighting Ranma through Nabiki!

"Hah I see what kind of a coward you are Ranma!! Hiding behind a girl!!"

Nabiki was quickly side-stepping and dodging Ryoga's punches making sure she couldn't get hit or touched by him. Nabiki sweat-dropped. She wanted to die right now. There she was stuck between Ryoga and Ranma.

The clock was ticking and Nabiki knew that it was only a matter of moments before she fell into the arms of either man. Ranma was busy trying to defend himself through the crooks of Nabiki's arms. He was deflecting all of the pig-boy's punches.

"Haha, izzat the best you can do Pig-Boy?!"

Ryoga clenches his fists. "Shut up Ranma!! I can't believe you just said that!!"

Nabiki threw Ranma a nasty glare. Thanks idiot!! You made him even madder with that comment!!!

"What? It's not like Akane can hear us, there's too much noise!!"

Still in her hiding spot, Akane had her hands over her ears and sneezed. Did someone just say her name?

Nabiki furrowed her brows and gave both boys evil looks.

How dare they do this to her?!?

Ryoga tries to deliver a punch to Ranma from the left side. With a low growl, Nabiki quickly elbows Ranma in the stomach knocking him back a few feet. And using this momentum she quickly grabs Ryoga's arm and pulls him towards her kneeing him in the chest. Both boys are stunned at this and they take a little bit of time to recover. Nabiki dusts her hands off and smoothes her skirt. She had been watching Ranma and Panda/Genma sparring each other for food and sport. Didn't they know that she would pick up on their fighting techniques as well?

Nabiki hmphed and darted away from the two imbeciles.

She turned her head away and stuck out her tongue at Ranma and Ryoga who were staring at her confused. Not watching where she was going, she trips over Mousse and falls forward. Nabiki is trying to brace herself for the fall when she see Akane!! She's falling towards Akane?!?! Thoughts of marrying and chasing her sister were too unbearable, she squeezed her eyes shut.

Damn you Shampoo and stupid Mousse!!

This is all your fault!!

Akane looked up startled. Nabiki? What was her oneechan doing here at the Nekohaten?

Was she here to taste-test Shampoo's secret recipe as well?

Akane spied Nabiki falling towards her.

I should catch her before she falls and hurts herself.

The youngest Tendo daughter called out to her big sister.

"Biki-chan!!!" She waved.

-End-

C'mon you guys?!? Who should Biki-chan get with?!? LOL