A/N its the Gryffindor stud challenge so if your fed up of reading them 1
more wont hurt so carry on.
Disclaimer: I don't own any Harry Potter charters or any other aspect that is copied written.
If Hermione Granger every thought the day she had first walked into the wizardry word was bizarre, nothing compared to what she was in the midst of now. Parvati, Lavender, Ginny, Cho Chang and herself was sitting in the library trying to figure out the best way Hermione could seduce the one and only Severus Snape.
Hermione sat back and let the rest of the girls giggle and shriek at half the ideas they have come up with. She had been replaying the night over and over again in her mind barely registering the words make-up, sexy, short, tight, and sleazy and a lot of other words, which string together and made a sentence that if Hermione was paying attention she would soon wish she wasn't. The night that was replaying in her mind, with all the faults highlighted, was the night she had made the bet with the lads that she is the Gryffindor stud. What a big mistake.
~*~Flash back~*~
"Lavender! You got to be kidding!" Hermione stated but quickly carried on once she saw the look Ron gave her. "I mean, I haven't got any thing against the girl its just that, you like Quidditch and she likes shopping! You've got nothing at all in common with each other!"
"So what! Its like they say opposites attract." Ron shrugged his shoulder and took another drink from his butter-beer. "And she does wear the tightest robes I've ever seen!"
"Ron that's horrible!" Hermione voice could barely be made out from the laughter the boys made. "I wouldn't get your hopes up too high, she would never go with you any way."
"And what would you know Hermione? Huh? I've never known you to have a boyfriend. Well apart from Krum and that was like three years ago!" Seamus piped up.
They was all in the common room sitting in front of the fire drinking a mixture of butter-beer and any other kind of alcoholic beverage they could get their hands on. They were, of course, non other than Seamus, Dean, Neville, Ron, Harry and the one and only Hermione Granger.
"Ah the famous Krumy-poo how could I forget? Well that was a bit of a disaster was it?" Hermione declare while swaying slightly on her cushion. "All he wanted to do was hold my hand! What kind of pleasure was I going to get from holding his fat sweaty hand, huh?"
"Hermione! I never knew you had it in you! I think that our ickle."Harry paused here to belch before continuing. "Bushy hair know-it-all head girl does have some trace of lust running threw her veins."
"I can as-as-asurre? No, that's not right!" Hermione giggled, she was defiantly way to drunk to form a proper sentence. She frowned and a look of deep concentration formed across her face. "I can assure you, Mr Potter and the rest of you lot, that I can give any hot bloodied male and run for their monkey! I mean money!"
The whole room erupted with laughter and many drinks was spilled while random bodies collapse to the floor from their stomach muscle cramping up on them from laughing so hard. The visions of Hermione running after baby monkeys in nappies seem to amuse them all.
"I'll like to see that!" Cried Dean who seemed to have controlled his laughter to the slight outburst. "I mean you giving us a run for our money. Shall we have a little bet?"
"What kind of bet?" Asked Neville as he was the only one sober enough to care what they were betting about.
"The first one to shag, for lack of a better word, to.what was I on about? Oh yes! The first one to shag the person of their lusting will win, say 20 Gallons and will have the title of Gryffindor stud to boast about as well." Dean proclaimed to the rest of his piers. "Are we agreed?"
All of them apart from Neville pledged their willingness to the bet while Neville spoke up among the rabble to ask. "So who do you all lust over then?"
As soon as Neville asked the room went quite as fast as it took them to start the noise. All of them looked at each other before Ron spoke up. "Well you already know I want Lavender."
"And I want Ginny." Harry added and for his bold statement he earned a glare of Ron before shrugging he shrugged his shoulders and looked at the rest of the group.
"I wouldn't mind going with Susan Bones" Seamus blushed and directed his gaze on to his drink. The boys nodded in agreement while Hermione wonder what has she got that she hasn't.
"Methinks that I am rather attractive to the formidable potions Master." Hermione said in a hushed voice.
"I like Luna lov.what was that Hermione?" Neville voiced over the laughter from the lads who was finding it very funny whom Neville liked. Hearing his question the rest of the lads quieten downed with the laughing to hear what the girl had to say.
"I said." Hermione took a deep breath as well as a big gulp of her drink before she spoke in a very rushed and burred sentence. "IwannashagSnape"
It took the boys a few seconds to decipher the drunken slurred sentence in the one it was meant to be before the on slurs of objection arose from them all. Hermione just sighed and decided that she was never going to drink with these guys ever again in her whole life or until she forgot how they acted once drunk. Hermione giggled as she took in the looks on the guy's faces. They were a mixture of disgust and astonishment.
"So."Hermione said to move the discussion swiftly on. "You like Luna? What about you Dean?"
"Don't try and change the subject woman!" Dean sighed, looked at the eager faces and faced his doom. "If you must know its Padama."
"She would never go with you" Hermione scoffed.
"Shut up Snape lover!"
~*~End flashback~*~
And that's how she had ended up stuck in this stupid bet. Oh yes she could just back out of it but that would mean she would be a coward. Its like what her mother always used to say 'You have to run very quickly if you have no courage.' Hermione Granger was not a coward! She agreed to the bloody bet and the others anit dropping out, so she's going to stick it out and try to win. Plus Hermione Granger, head girl and Gryffindor stud had a nice ring to it.
Disclaimer: I don't own any Harry Potter charters or any other aspect that is copied written.
If Hermione Granger every thought the day she had first walked into the wizardry word was bizarre, nothing compared to what she was in the midst of now. Parvati, Lavender, Ginny, Cho Chang and herself was sitting in the library trying to figure out the best way Hermione could seduce the one and only Severus Snape.
Hermione sat back and let the rest of the girls giggle and shriek at half the ideas they have come up with. She had been replaying the night over and over again in her mind barely registering the words make-up, sexy, short, tight, and sleazy and a lot of other words, which string together and made a sentence that if Hermione was paying attention she would soon wish she wasn't. The night that was replaying in her mind, with all the faults highlighted, was the night she had made the bet with the lads that she is the Gryffindor stud. What a big mistake.
~*~Flash back~*~
"Lavender! You got to be kidding!" Hermione stated but quickly carried on once she saw the look Ron gave her. "I mean, I haven't got any thing against the girl its just that, you like Quidditch and she likes shopping! You've got nothing at all in common with each other!"
"So what! Its like they say opposites attract." Ron shrugged his shoulder and took another drink from his butter-beer. "And she does wear the tightest robes I've ever seen!"
"Ron that's horrible!" Hermione voice could barely be made out from the laughter the boys made. "I wouldn't get your hopes up too high, she would never go with you any way."
"And what would you know Hermione? Huh? I've never known you to have a boyfriend. Well apart from Krum and that was like three years ago!" Seamus piped up.
They was all in the common room sitting in front of the fire drinking a mixture of butter-beer and any other kind of alcoholic beverage they could get their hands on. They were, of course, non other than Seamus, Dean, Neville, Ron, Harry and the one and only Hermione Granger.
"Ah the famous Krumy-poo how could I forget? Well that was a bit of a disaster was it?" Hermione declare while swaying slightly on her cushion. "All he wanted to do was hold my hand! What kind of pleasure was I going to get from holding his fat sweaty hand, huh?"
"Hermione! I never knew you had it in you! I think that our ickle."Harry paused here to belch before continuing. "Bushy hair know-it-all head girl does have some trace of lust running threw her veins."
"I can as-as-asurre? No, that's not right!" Hermione giggled, she was defiantly way to drunk to form a proper sentence. She frowned and a look of deep concentration formed across her face. "I can assure you, Mr Potter and the rest of you lot, that I can give any hot bloodied male and run for their monkey! I mean money!"
The whole room erupted with laughter and many drinks was spilled while random bodies collapse to the floor from their stomach muscle cramping up on them from laughing so hard. The visions of Hermione running after baby monkeys in nappies seem to amuse them all.
"I'll like to see that!" Cried Dean who seemed to have controlled his laughter to the slight outburst. "I mean you giving us a run for our money. Shall we have a little bet?"
"What kind of bet?" Asked Neville as he was the only one sober enough to care what they were betting about.
"The first one to shag, for lack of a better word, to.what was I on about? Oh yes! The first one to shag the person of their lusting will win, say 20 Gallons and will have the title of Gryffindor stud to boast about as well." Dean proclaimed to the rest of his piers. "Are we agreed?"
All of them apart from Neville pledged their willingness to the bet while Neville spoke up among the rabble to ask. "So who do you all lust over then?"
As soon as Neville asked the room went quite as fast as it took them to start the noise. All of them looked at each other before Ron spoke up. "Well you already know I want Lavender."
"And I want Ginny." Harry added and for his bold statement he earned a glare of Ron before shrugging he shrugged his shoulders and looked at the rest of the group.
"I wouldn't mind going with Susan Bones" Seamus blushed and directed his gaze on to his drink. The boys nodded in agreement while Hermione wonder what has she got that she hasn't.
"Methinks that I am rather attractive to the formidable potions Master." Hermione said in a hushed voice.
"I like Luna lov.what was that Hermione?" Neville voiced over the laughter from the lads who was finding it very funny whom Neville liked. Hearing his question the rest of the lads quieten downed with the laughing to hear what the girl had to say.
"I said." Hermione took a deep breath as well as a big gulp of her drink before she spoke in a very rushed and burred sentence. "IwannashagSnape"
It took the boys a few seconds to decipher the drunken slurred sentence in the one it was meant to be before the on slurs of objection arose from them all. Hermione just sighed and decided that she was never going to drink with these guys ever again in her whole life or until she forgot how they acted once drunk. Hermione giggled as she took in the looks on the guy's faces. They were a mixture of disgust and astonishment.
"So."Hermione said to move the discussion swiftly on. "You like Luna? What about you Dean?"
"Don't try and change the subject woman!" Dean sighed, looked at the eager faces and faced his doom. "If you must know its Padama."
"She would never go with you" Hermione scoffed.
"Shut up Snape lover!"
~*~End flashback~*~
And that's how she had ended up stuck in this stupid bet. Oh yes she could just back out of it but that would mean she would be a coward. Its like what her mother always used to say 'You have to run very quickly if you have no courage.' Hermione Granger was not a coward! She agreed to the bloody bet and the others anit dropping out, so she's going to stick it out and try to win. Plus Hermione Granger, head girl and Gryffindor stud had a nice ring to it.