Authoress' notes : Well, well... twelve! sighs Kind of sad that this fic has to end soon. But anyway, I love making fun of them. Mwahahaha! Oh, nevermind… Don't sue me Kurumada sensei!
Tifa : Well… Camus! Where are you?
Vane : He is gone. looks about
Tifa : Vane-chan! You're here!
Vane : Hehe!
Tifa : …Vane, have you hidden Camus?
Vane : Huh? Um... have I?
Tifa : Vane!
Vane : Fine… Camus, get out from my Torture Room!
Camus : NO!
Vane : Well, she needs you right now…
Tifa : Camus! Don't act like a chicken! That's Shura's part!
Shura : WHAT! CHICKEN PECK!
Tifa : Uh-oh! runs away
Vane : Hmm... oh, well... Camus! The disclaimer!
Camus : sighs Tifa owns nothing and Vane wishes she owned me.
Vane : Yup!
Chapter Twelve
For the eleventh time! Running scene! Why did Kurumada sensei build so many ladders?Seiya : Em hamm thimm! (I hate this!)
Hyoga : For the hundredth time, Seiya! Spill out those feathers!
Ikki : Easy coughs to say... coughes some more feathers out
Shiryu : Gee, how many feathers did you swallow?
Shun : I think it's enough to stuff a pillow.
Hyoga : Yup, here is a pillow. carries a pillow
Shiryu : Hah! Where did you get that!
Hyoga : From Seiya's mouth…
Shun : Euww…
Seiya : Aahhh, finally I can talk!
Shiryu : … Just toss that pillow away, it smells.
Hyoga : Hm hm. tosses the pillow away
Ikki : …
Shun : Nichan, are you all right?
Ikki : I'm fine, no feathers anymore.
Hyoga : The eleventh temple is my sensei's temple.
Shiryu : Yup, a dog.
Hyoga : How dare you!
Shiryu : Whahh?
Hyoga : How dare you call my sensei a dog? You- ! ready to punch Shiryu
Shun : Wait, Hyoga!
Ikki : Baka! He meant his zodiacal sign!
Hyoga : … Really?
Shiryu : Geez, hear me out!
Hyoga : … Sorry…
Shun : … Well, here we are…
The bronzies finally make their way to the … dog house… you know? A dog house, a big one… There is a bone-shaped banner stuck above the door… and the word 'CAMUS' written on it.
Hyoga : sweatdrop …
Shun : … In my imagination…
Shiryu : …
Seiya : Yes?
Shun : …Nevermind.
Ikki : Shun?
Shun : Nevermind.
Seiya : Let's go. walks in
Inside the dog house…
Hyoga : Sensei! Are you in?
Seiya : grinning Bark, bark, bark!
Ikki : Hehehe!
Shiryu : Sei?
Hyoga : staring sharply at Seiya Sensei!
Camus : I HEARD THAT! JUST WAIT A MINUTE!
Hyoga : ……
Camus : What! walks out wearing a cloth with a dog-shaped helmet, and of course a dog tail
Seiya : Gee…
Hyoga : Wow, that's cool!
Camus : What's cool?
Ikki : Not bad.
Camus : Thank you, but... Seiya?
Seiya ?
Camus : I'll kill you unless you bark!
Seiya : No way!
Hyoga : But you have just barked.
Camus : Fine… KILLER FANG!
Seiya : Arggggggghhhhhhhhh! runs away in panic
Hyoga : SENSEI!
So here they are, running in circles. Seiya being chased by Camus, while Camus is chased by Hyoga, and Hyoga… chased by Seiya.
Shiryu : Oh my…
Shun : …
Ikki : Well... Can we leave?
Shiryu : Now?
Shun : What about them?
Ikki : smirks
Seiya : HELP!
Shun : … ARGH! I CAN'T STAND THIS ANYMORE!
Shiryu : Shun?
Shun : CAMUS! OSUWARI! (SIT DOWN!)
Camus : Why the hell would I ARGH! WHAT THE sits down in front of Shun
Shun : Good dog! pats Camus' head
Seiya : blinks
Shiryu : sweatdrops
Ikki : O.o
Hyoga : more sweatdrops
Camus : Why you...
Shun : Osuwari!
Camus : Ouch! sits down
Shun : takes a stick Catch it! throws it off
Camus : Wha! chases the stick, catches it and takes it back to Shun
Shun : Thank you, good dog! pats his head again
Seiya : Hey, that sounds funny! takes the stick Hey here! throws the stick
Camus : … bites Seiya's hand
Seiya : OUCH!
Hyoga: Why?
Shun : Well, a good dog shouldn't obey anyone but his master.
Camus : Hell!
Shun : …Osuwari …
Camus : Ouch! sighs
Shun : Lay down!
Camus : … does as he is told
Shun : Wait here! Come on, let's go!
Seiya : Not fair!
Ikki : Come on! drags Seiya out
After the bronzies leave, Vane and the other Gold Saints come in. Amazingly, Shura too. (Wasn't he chasing Tifa?)
Vane : My Camus! hugs him
Camus : … Do you know what? I should kill that authoress!
Vane : Oh my Camus, that is not nice!
Camus : Be it, where is she!
Vane : Camus? …Osuwari!
Camus : Hah, I won't ouch! sits down
Milo : Well, Camus, our authoress can control us here. smirks
Camus : … grumbles
Vane : Smile, Camus!
Camus : ……
Vane : Camus? I'll feed you with dog food!
Camus : … glares
Vane : … Fine… Milo? Tickle him!
Camus : Wait... no!
Milo : smirks and begins tickling Camus
Camus : Gyahahaha! Mi-lo! Hahaha! Traitor!
Vane : Milo? Smile! takes a picture
Milo : smiles innocently and goes on tickling Camus
To be continued
Tifa : One more! One Chinese sign left! Review please! And ARGH! I don't know what to do with this piglet!