Chapter 3
The cheek and the cheese
Hermione watched as Ron ventured over to Lavender. It's been nearly two weeks since the bet was made and the poor girls was subject to hear and witness the lads sad pathetic attempts to win their hearts. And today was no excuse; Ron finial made his way to Lavender who was sitting talking to Hermione and Ginny. "Hey Lavender, how about a pizza and a fuck?"
Lavender eyes widen at this and she stood up and slapped Ron across his face. Lavender then turned on her heals and made her way up to the girl's dorms. Hermione and Ginny shoot Ron an evil glair before gathering all their stuff and following Lavender up the stairs.
"What's wrong? Don't you like pizza?" Ron cried up after the girls before turning to look at the lads and shrugging his shoulders "I guess she doesn't like pizza then."
Ron sat back down next to Harry and they all burst out laughing. Harry looked at Ron before saying. "You're a right Muppet sometimes, pizza and a fuck?"
Ron stopped laughing and looked at the Harry puzzled. "What's a Muppet?"
~*~
Hermione knew they were right, they being Lavender and Parvati. She could still hear the boys laughing from downstairs. But how the hell are they, no, the how was she going to get the potions master to notice her.
"He has already notice you, he has to because all the other lads have. Even Malfoy likes the new you." Lavender was frustrated by the lack of attention the potions master was showing and the amount of attention Ron was showing her. "When do we have potions next?"
"Monday 5th." Hermione grumbled. She felt sorry for the girls putting up with the lad's lame way of seducing them. But her case was a lot more serious this was a teacher she was going after. What if he tells Professor Dumbledore about her actions towards him? Her whole reputation was at steak here and for what a stupid title?
"That's it Herm's you've got to make your move then. I mean really work it put every thing we have learnt you into use. If you haven't got him by the end of Easter I'm going to make you cancel the oath." Lavender collapse on the bed and signed. "I can't take Ron any longer. Parvati is so lucky! At least no one fancies her."
"Oh thanks, what a nice way to bust my self esteem!" Parvati huffed as she walked into the room and sat next to Ginny. "But Lavender is right Hermione, Luna has been acting weird then usual she runs away at even the mention of Neville's name. Has Ginny told you what happened when she saw Harry last night?"
"No she didn't. What happened?" Hermione sat at the foot of the bed in the girl's seventh year room.
"It was nothing really." Ginny blushed nearly as red as her hair. "I had just finished my homework and I was on my way to bed when he came over and said 'my love for you is like diarrhoea, I just cant hold it in.' of course I slapped him for it."
"Diarrhoea! This has got way out of hand! Lavender you're so right I'm going to do get this bet over and done with." Hermione nodded her head as away to convince herself as much as the girls. "Now I've got two days to think of a way to get Snape alone."
"Well how about you just turn up after dinner?" Ginny asked.
"Or you could just stay behind after a lesion." Parvati suggested.
"I know! Why don't you get your self an detention?" Lavender squealed.
"I can't do that! What if he arranges it with Filch? It would be a waste of time then! We've got to think of some way to make it look convincing. I think he might be a bit wary if I just show up." Hermione groaned. This was going to cause a problem. The only way they would get around this is coming up with suggestion until one sounds plausible. And that's how the girls sent their Friday night, discussing away that Hermione could get Snape alone along enough.
The cheek and the cheese
Hermione watched as Ron ventured over to Lavender. It's been nearly two weeks since the bet was made and the poor girls was subject to hear and witness the lads sad pathetic attempts to win their hearts. And today was no excuse; Ron finial made his way to Lavender who was sitting talking to Hermione and Ginny. "Hey Lavender, how about a pizza and a fuck?"
Lavender eyes widen at this and she stood up and slapped Ron across his face. Lavender then turned on her heals and made her way up to the girl's dorms. Hermione and Ginny shoot Ron an evil glair before gathering all their stuff and following Lavender up the stairs.
"What's wrong? Don't you like pizza?" Ron cried up after the girls before turning to look at the lads and shrugging his shoulders "I guess she doesn't like pizza then."
Ron sat back down next to Harry and they all burst out laughing. Harry looked at Ron before saying. "You're a right Muppet sometimes, pizza and a fuck?"
Ron stopped laughing and looked at the Harry puzzled. "What's a Muppet?"
~*~
Hermione knew they were right, they being Lavender and Parvati. She could still hear the boys laughing from downstairs. But how the hell are they, no, the how was she going to get the potions master to notice her.
"He has already notice you, he has to because all the other lads have. Even Malfoy likes the new you." Lavender was frustrated by the lack of attention the potions master was showing and the amount of attention Ron was showing her. "When do we have potions next?"
"Monday 5th." Hermione grumbled. She felt sorry for the girls putting up with the lad's lame way of seducing them. But her case was a lot more serious this was a teacher she was going after. What if he tells Professor Dumbledore about her actions towards him? Her whole reputation was at steak here and for what a stupid title?
"That's it Herm's you've got to make your move then. I mean really work it put every thing we have learnt you into use. If you haven't got him by the end of Easter I'm going to make you cancel the oath." Lavender collapse on the bed and signed. "I can't take Ron any longer. Parvati is so lucky! At least no one fancies her."
"Oh thanks, what a nice way to bust my self esteem!" Parvati huffed as she walked into the room and sat next to Ginny. "But Lavender is right Hermione, Luna has been acting weird then usual she runs away at even the mention of Neville's name. Has Ginny told you what happened when she saw Harry last night?"
"No she didn't. What happened?" Hermione sat at the foot of the bed in the girl's seventh year room.
"It was nothing really." Ginny blushed nearly as red as her hair. "I had just finished my homework and I was on my way to bed when he came over and said 'my love for you is like diarrhoea, I just cant hold it in.' of course I slapped him for it."
"Diarrhoea! This has got way out of hand! Lavender you're so right I'm going to do get this bet over and done with." Hermione nodded her head as away to convince herself as much as the girls. "Now I've got two days to think of a way to get Snape alone."
"Well how about you just turn up after dinner?" Ginny asked.
"Or you could just stay behind after a lesion." Parvati suggested.
"I know! Why don't you get your self an detention?" Lavender squealed.
"I can't do that! What if he arranges it with Filch? It would be a waste of time then! We've got to think of some way to make it look convincing. I think he might be a bit wary if I just show up." Hermione groaned. This was going to cause a problem. The only way they would get around this is coming up with suggestion until one sounds plausible. And that's how the girls sent their Friday night, discussing away that Hermione could get Snape alone along enough.