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Disclaimer: Do not own JK Rowling or her propriety (Harry Potter, Moaning Myrtle, Olive Hornby or Tom Riddle!
October 30
Today was dreadful! Just completely dreadful! Today is a Saturday and I was going to walk the ground with Maud and David. We ate breakfast and left, through the oak front doors. We walked around the lake various times (I kept my distance though, I'm deadly afraid of the giant squid). By a palm tree near the lake we saw to my surprise, Tom Riddle and Olive Hornby. I got really jealous (I still had feelings for Tom, the stupid racist, Riddle). Olive Hornby then called out, "Look at the freaks! Four eyed Moaning Myrtle, greasy haired Maud and David studypaints!" It was true David does like to study. My eyes swam with tears and I ran away crying loudly. Tom Riddle screamed after me, "And that Stupid Mudblood fancies me!"
I went inside my bathroom followed by Maud (David couldn't come, he's not a girl). But I was crying and shrieking so loudly that she gave up and just sat in the other toilet watching me. Then we had a nasty fight because Maud said, "You're too sensitive, Myrtle! You've got to stand up to them. I'm not crying like you am I Myrtle? They called me names too!" I got so mad I started crying and screaming (I scream a lot to be honest). "They only said your hair is greasy! They said I have glasses and that I'm... and that I'm... and that I'm a mudblood! I thought you were my friend! Go on, I know you will want to join Olive and Tom!" I screamed through tears of sadness and madness. "I didn't say that!" said Maud "And I don't want to stay here when you're acting like a lunatic!" and then she left me alone for the first time. I spent the rest of the day crying in the bathroom.
Olive Hornby entered the bathroom in the evening. She entered and heard my sobs and moans. "Is that you Myrtle? Is that you, ugly, awful, Moaning Myrtle?" then she laughed and I let out a big moan and then said, "Leave me aloooooooooone! I don't want yoooooou he-here!" but then she burst the door open and held out her wizarding camera in the air and took a picture of me crying with my mouth open, my face red from crying. I ran away screaming and moaning up to the Hufflepuff common room. That awful witch (I guess people don't find this so offensive, here)!
I sat in the Hufflepuff common room with David who was trying to cheer me up. I sat far away from Maud; we kept eying each other all night. I hadn't told David anything that had happened with Maud and me so he still thought we were friends. He told me in the middle of the conversation, "I know what will cheer you up! You love gossip don't you?" I nodded; it was true I do love gossip "Well, I fancy Maud! Isn't it great?" I felt like I wanted to scream! Maud and David? I fancy David! How could he do this? He didn't know I fancy him, though.
I ran and hid behind a couth (I couldn't go to my bathroom in the middle of the night). I started moaning and screaming. People turned around to see what was going on, laughing at me. David went behind the couth and asked what was wrong and I answered, "Bell, I bansie uoohhhh!" "What?" David said. I repeated it again "I bansie uoohhhhh!" "Myrtle I don't understand!" David said looking quite scared. "I FANCY YOU DAVID WALKER!" I screamed with the top of my lungs. The whole common room rang with laughter. David stud silent and then he said, "Oh, Myrtle I'm so sorry! But I..." I didn't stay there to hear the whole thing. I knew he was going to say he thought I am an ugly four-eyed nerd. These things always happened to me! I went up to the common room and tried to kill myself with a pillow but it didn't work because Maud interrupted.
"Myrtle what are you doing?" she said, "Come on Myrtle, stop being such a drama queen! I know you don't want to kill yourself!" But then I said dramatically "I DO want to kill myself! Because of you! You're the reason!" "Myrtle, I am NOT the reason! Stop being dramatic! I didn't do anything! I'm just trying to help you!" But then I said tears tricking down my front, "David fancies you! Not me! You take everything away from me!" Maud looked very surprised and then said trembling, "That's not my fault. I don't even fancy him! Now I'm going to bed."
Now I'm here in bed crying. I have to stop writing so I can sleep. I can't wait for this horrible day to be over!
Love Myrtle (
Disclaimer: Do not own JK Rowling or her propriety (Harry Potter, Moaning Myrtle, Olive Hornby or Tom Riddle!
October 30
Today was dreadful! Just completely dreadful! Today is a Saturday and I was going to walk the ground with Maud and David. We ate breakfast and left, through the oak front doors. We walked around the lake various times (I kept my distance though, I'm deadly afraid of the giant squid). By a palm tree near the lake we saw to my surprise, Tom Riddle and Olive Hornby. I got really jealous (I still had feelings for Tom, the stupid racist, Riddle). Olive Hornby then called out, "Look at the freaks! Four eyed Moaning Myrtle, greasy haired Maud and David studypaints!" It was true David does like to study. My eyes swam with tears and I ran away crying loudly. Tom Riddle screamed after me, "And that Stupid Mudblood fancies me!"
I went inside my bathroom followed by Maud (David couldn't come, he's not a girl). But I was crying and shrieking so loudly that she gave up and just sat in the other toilet watching me. Then we had a nasty fight because Maud said, "You're too sensitive, Myrtle! You've got to stand up to them. I'm not crying like you am I Myrtle? They called me names too!" I got so mad I started crying and screaming (I scream a lot to be honest). "They only said your hair is greasy! They said I have glasses and that I'm... and that I'm... and that I'm a mudblood! I thought you were my friend! Go on, I know you will want to join Olive and Tom!" I screamed through tears of sadness and madness. "I didn't say that!" said Maud "And I don't want to stay here when you're acting like a lunatic!" and then she left me alone for the first time. I spent the rest of the day crying in the bathroom.
Olive Hornby entered the bathroom in the evening. She entered and heard my sobs and moans. "Is that you Myrtle? Is that you, ugly, awful, Moaning Myrtle?" then she laughed and I let out a big moan and then said, "Leave me aloooooooooone! I don't want yoooooou he-here!" but then she burst the door open and held out her wizarding camera in the air and took a picture of me crying with my mouth open, my face red from crying. I ran away screaming and moaning up to the Hufflepuff common room. That awful witch (I guess people don't find this so offensive, here)!
I sat in the Hufflepuff common room with David who was trying to cheer me up. I sat far away from Maud; we kept eying each other all night. I hadn't told David anything that had happened with Maud and me so he still thought we were friends. He told me in the middle of the conversation, "I know what will cheer you up! You love gossip don't you?" I nodded; it was true I do love gossip "Well, I fancy Maud! Isn't it great?" I felt like I wanted to scream! Maud and David? I fancy David! How could he do this? He didn't know I fancy him, though.
I ran and hid behind a couth (I couldn't go to my bathroom in the middle of the night). I started moaning and screaming. People turned around to see what was going on, laughing at me. David went behind the couth and asked what was wrong and I answered, "Bell, I bansie uoohhhh!" "What?" David said. I repeated it again "I bansie uoohhhhh!" "Myrtle I don't understand!" David said looking quite scared. "I FANCY YOU DAVID WALKER!" I screamed with the top of my lungs. The whole common room rang with laughter. David stud silent and then he said, "Oh, Myrtle I'm so sorry! But I..." I didn't stay there to hear the whole thing. I knew he was going to say he thought I am an ugly four-eyed nerd. These things always happened to me! I went up to the common room and tried to kill myself with a pillow but it didn't work because Maud interrupted.
"Myrtle what are you doing?" she said, "Come on Myrtle, stop being such a drama queen! I know you don't want to kill yourself!" But then I said dramatically "I DO want to kill myself! Because of you! You're the reason!" "Myrtle, I am NOT the reason! Stop being dramatic! I didn't do anything! I'm just trying to help you!" But then I said tears tricking down my front, "David fancies you! Not me! You take everything away from me!" Maud looked very surprised and then said trembling, "That's not my fault. I don't even fancy him! Now I'm going to bed."
Now I'm here in bed crying. I have to stop writing so I can sleep. I can't wait for this horrible day to be over!
Love Myrtle (