If you thought chapter one was weird you haven't seen nothing yet

Mogget is happily enjoying a very big fish when all of a sudden Lirael bursts out the end covered in slime.

Mogget – What the hell is that! Yum, it smells of fish. Oh! It is you Lirael. I thought you were an ape woman

Lirael – I gave up on that idea

Mogget – Oh, now You have put me of my fish

Lirael – what fish you ate it all

Mogget – That fish!!

(A giant fish even bigger than the last jumps out and eats Lirael)

Mogget – Yum, food

Mogget continues to eat endlessly.

Ha, it is your fault if you read this.

Mogget - this is better that the last chapter

Laura – does that mean you are not going to attack me?

Mogget – no such luck

(Mogget tries to pounce but fails because Laura kicked him off)

Laura – ha, you suck almost as much as this fan fic.