Chapter 4.
In a deep, dark ally, somewhere in Market City, Zelda was being harassed by the biggest pain in my side, Dark Link. No matter how many times I kill him, he always comes back to life. There's only one way of defeating my clone, and I have yet to find it. Anyway, Dark was having so much fun harassing her, but what he really wanted was me. He grabbed her waist and tried to kiss her. "Oh, c'mon, Princess! Just one little kiss!" He puckered his lips and closed his eyes. Zelda made a sound that said 'as if!'
"Dark, you are so barkin' up the wrong tree!" She kneed him right in the spot which made him immediately let go of her. He screamed as he bent over and tried to sooth the pain.
"My goddesses! That didn't tickle!" He tried to catch his breath as Zelda was about to make a run for it. All of a sudden, he stood up and shimmered in front of her. "Where are you going, Princess?" I thought we were having fun. C'mon, you know you want it!"
"Dark, the only chance you'll ever have with me is when I'm unconscious!" Dark looked at her for a second.
"I respect that." Zelda's jaw dropped. Just as Dark was about to shimmer off with her, Angelous shimmered in.
"Release her at once, Dark Link!" He said, firmly. Dark released Zelda and turned his attention over to Angelous. Of course, he had no idea that we had switched bodies.
"Well, well. If it isn't the Hero of Time, coming out to play." Angelous smiled at Dark.
"Wrong, Dark."
"Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Hero?" Angelous closed his eyes with his arms folded as he smirked to himself.
"What would you say if I told you that I am not Link?"
"I'd say you were a nutcase."
"What would you say if I told you that I am really Angelous?"
"I'd say you were a sick nutcase." Angelous only smirked at
himself. (Sorry, something wrong w/ my Microsoft word). Just then, I
thundered in.
"You're late." I rolled my eyes and sighed.
"Well, color me tardy! I got lost trying to figure out where you
were going! So, what did I miss?" Zelda and Dark just looked at each
other in confusion.
"You enemy was just about to kidnap your girlfriend."
"Oh, right. Uh, Dark, let Zelda go, or I'm gonna ... I'm gonna ...
I'm gonna do ... s – something ... really ... bad!" Angelous rolled his
eyes too.
"Link, what's going on?" Angelous and I glanced at each other,
knowing that there was no way that we could keep this from her.
"Zelda, it's me, Link." Angelous nodded.
"And I am Angelous." Zelda silently gasped.
"You switched? You mean that I've been with Angelous all day?
Eww, I kissed Angelous?!"
"Look on the bright side. It was only on the cheek."
"Okay, wait, wait, wait wait wait wait ... wait. ... Let me get
this straight. You're telling me that the Hero of Time and the God of
War switched bodies? A HA! HA! HA! HA! THAT IS HILARIOUS! AH HA HA HA
HA! "Dark fell over laughing while Angelous and I looked at each
other. "SWITCHING BODIES ... THAT'S HILARIOUS! AH HA HA HA!" I stood
there, cross armed.
"... You done?"
"Wait, just let me get this last one out. AH HA HA HA HA HA!
(Alright, that's it, I have to end this chapter b/c of this stupid
Microsoft word ...)
In a deep, dark ally, somewhere in Market City, Zelda was being harassed by the biggest pain in my side, Dark Link. No matter how many times I kill him, he always comes back to life. There's only one way of defeating my clone, and I have yet to find it. Anyway, Dark was having so much fun harassing her, but what he really wanted was me. He grabbed her waist and tried to kiss her. "Oh, c'mon, Princess! Just one little kiss!" He puckered his lips and closed his eyes. Zelda made a sound that said 'as if!'
"Dark, you are so barkin' up the wrong tree!" She kneed him right in the spot which made him immediately let go of her. He screamed as he bent over and tried to sooth the pain.
"My goddesses! That didn't tickle!" He tried to catch his breath as Zelda was about to make a run for it. All of a sudden, he stood up and shimmered in front of her. "Where are you going, Princess?" I thought we were having fun. C'mon, you know you want it!"
"Dark, the only chance you'll ever have with me is when I'm unconscious!" Dark looked at her for a second.
"I respect that." Zelda's jaw dropped. Just as Dark was about to shimmer off with her, Angelous shimmered in.
"Release her at once, Dark Link!" He said, firmly. Dark released Zelda and turned his attention over to Angelous. Of course, he had no idea that we had switched bodies.
"Well, well. If it isn't the Hero of Time, coming out to play." Angelous smiled at Dark.
"Wrong, Dark."
"Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Hero?" Angelous closed his eyes with his arms folded as he smirked to himself.
"What would you say if I told you that I am not Link?"
"I'd say you were a nutcase."
"What would you say if I told you that I am really Angelous?"
"I'd say you were a sick nutcase." Angelous only smirked at
himself. (Sorry, something wrong w/ my Microsoft word). Just then, I
thundered in.
"You're late." I rolled my eyes and sighed.
"Well, color me tardy! I got lost trying to figure out where you
were going! So, what did I miss?" Zelda and Dark just looked at each
other in confusion.
"You enemy was just about to kidnap your girlfriend."
"Oh, right. Uh, Dark, let Zelda go, or I'm gonna ... I'm gonna ...
I'm gonna do ... s – something ... really ... bad!" Angelous rolled his
eyes too.
"Link, what's going on?" Angelous and I glanced at each other,
knowing that there was no way that we could keep this from her.
"Zelda, it's me, Link." Angelous nodded.
"And I am Angelous." Zelda silently gasped.
"You switched? You mean that I've been with Angelous all day?
Eww, I kissed Angelous?!"
"Look on the bright side. It was only on the cheek."
"Okay, wait, wait, wait wait wait wait ... wait. ... Let me get
this straight. You're telling me that the Hero of Time and the God of
War switched bodies? A HA! HA! HA! HA! THAT IS HILARIOUS! AH HA HA HA
HA! "Dark fell over laughing while Angelous and I looked at each
other. "SWITCHING BODIES ... THAT'S HILARIOUS! AH HA HA HA!" I stood
there, cross armed.
"... You done?"
"Wait, just let me get this last one out. AH HA HA HA HA HA!
(Alright, that's it, I have to end this chapter b/c of this stupid
Microsoft word ...)