Reminder: I DO NOT OWN INUYASHA! ... There ya got it!

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The Inuyasha-Gumi were outside near the forest and river with their tents up.

Sango:What a beautiful view!

Miroku: Yes, beautiful ::looking at Sango and not river view::

Sango: oh...::Nervously turns around blushing like mad:: (Think: He can Be sweet even tho' we all know he's perverted.)

Miroku: (Think: Here's my chance!) ::gropes Sango::

Sango:MIROKU!!!! ::Slaps!::

Miroku: . You didn't need to go all mad!

Sango:hmph!

Inuyasha: Poor Monk!

Kagome: I think Sango was right for slapping him, he deserved--

Inuyasha:SANGO LET ME GET LAIDED, LEAST ONCE!

Kagome and Shippo: OO

Sango:O.O"

Miroku:..oO DUDE!

Kagome: INUYASHA, SIT!

Inuyasha:.X ::thuds to ground:: WHAT?!

Miroku: Dude, Kagome's yours i have Sango

Sango: When did I say I belonged to you!

Miroku: Uh..

Inuyasha: ::looks at kagome:: (Think: Least blush!)

Kagome: Right.. we're here for a Fun time not a sick one..

Shippo: No one ever learns

Miroku: Plus, you have two girls to pick from! The dead walking and talking corpse,Kikyo, and Kagome

Inuyasha:¬¬

Miroku: Whoa! Everybody,Inuyasha has purple eyes!

Kagome:O.O INUYASHA HAS RABIES!

Inuyasha: OO No I don't!!!

Kagome: INUYASHA,SIT SIT!

Inuyasha: ::thuds to ground two times:: How i Survive all these times...

Sango: Purple eyes cool..

Miroku: ::jealous::

End of Chapter 1