(Updating TIME! WOOT! OK now is my updating time because school is over.
Well, here goes the next chapter to make happy those who actually read
this. Ok here we go! Lol)
Queers and Eunuchs Ch3
Jack looked at Elizabeth with an expression of horror on his face. "O Bloody hell!" he exclaimed trying to make an exit as Elizabeth blocked his way out.
"Jack, I've been looking all over for you!" Elizabeth grinned devilishly. "I should kill you for all the things you've done to me."
"What things?" Jack said scratching his head.
"All these idea's you put into Will's mind, of piracy, and other nonsense. He says he loves you, and not me. This is your doing, Jack, and I'll not let you get away with it."
"Don't kill me Elizabeth it isn't my fault." Jack stuttered watching Elizabeth search her pockets for something.
"O no! There's no need to kill you, Jack. I have better plans." She continued to search.
"NO! YOU WOULDN'T! JACK SPARROW WOULD RATHER DIE THAN BECOME A EUNUCH!" Jack looked around panicking.
"Silly man. I don't want to cut it off! I can find better uses for it. Why kill you when I can marry you?"
"God's piss, that's even worse." He said under his breath. "Look, Elizabeth, I thought I told you that it wasn't going to work between us."
"Shut up, Jack." Elizabeth pressed her body against Jack's and closed her eyes to kiss him.
Jack's eyes widened, and grimaced. Reflexes made him push her to the ground. "Sorry, luv, I can't do this." He turned opened the door and ran away once again.
Jack ran to the bar looking for Gibbs hoping he could help him in some way shape or form. Gibbs was nowhere to be found. However, he did see he girl. Selene was her name. He put his hand into his pocket and felt the trinket that she had left behind at the dock.
She saw him then got up to leave. Jack stood in her way. "What now, pirate?" she said with venom in her voice.
"You left this behind." Jack held out the necklace.
She snatched it from him and said a cold "Thank you."
"Why are you always so angry?" Jack asked rather flirtatiously, too flirtatiously. He took a step towards her. "I know a cure to anger in females."
"You just won't give up, Jack."
"No, and I probably won't, milady." Jack took one of her hands in his, and brought it to his lips.
Selene felt her stomach drop. Her heart started beating rapidly, and she reluctantly withdrew her hands. She was not about to be seduced by a pirate! Although, it doesn't seem like a bad idea, she decided to fight her feelings.
"Can I buy you a drink, Selene?" Jack asked.
Selene tried to say no, but found that the only thing she was capable of doing was nodding.
Jack took her hand again and led her to the bar. He ordered two rums.
After about their sixth set of rums, they were happy and talking loudly. So loudly that the owner kicked them out of the bar.
"And then the bloody wench stole me husband, she did! I told her, I told her...wait ...I didn't tell her...I shot her. The bloody lass will never bother me anymore. My husband...he's dead now too! The blasted fool! He deserved it!" Selene heard herself telling her life story but couldn't stop and continued. "He deserved it! He made me do it! It's his fault...it is..." She felt tears swell up in her eyes. She closed her eyes and tried to stop the tears but they kept coming.
Jack wrapped his arms around her. "Don't cry, luv, I'm sure he did deserve it."
She looked up into Jack's dark eyes. He looked back at her. Jack leaned forward and put his hands on Selene's shoulders. Selene closed her eyes as if she were about to kiss him, and right before their lips met she fainted.
Jack gave a lopsided grin. Luckily he wasn't drunk. He picked up the woman Prince Charming style, and took her to his room at the Inn.
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Queers and Eunuchs Ch3
Jack looked at Elizabeth with an expression of horror on his face. "O Bloody hell!" he exclaimed trying to make an exit as Elizabeth blocked his way out.
"Jack, I've been looking all over for you!" Elizabeth grinned devilishly. "I should kill you for all the things you've done to me."
"What things?" Jack said scratching his head.
"All these idea's you put into Will's mind, of piracy, and other nonsense. He says he loves you, and not me. This is your doing, Jack, and I'll not let you get away with it."
"Don't kill me Elizabeth it isn't my fault." Jack stuttered watching Elizabeth search her pockets for something.
"O no! There's no need to kill you, Jack. I have better plans." She continued to search.
"NO! YOU WOULDN'T! JACK SPARROW WOULD RATHER DIE THAN BECOME A EUNUCH!" Jack looked around panicking.
"Silly man. I don't want to cut it off! I can find better uses for it. Why kill you when I can marry you?"
"God's piss, that's even worse." He said under his breath. "Look, Elizabeth, I thought I told you that it wasn't going to work between us."
"Shut up, Jack." Elizabeth pressed her body against Jack's and closed her eyes to kiss him.
Jack's eyes widened, and grimaced. Reflexes made him push her to the ground. "Sorry, luv, I can't do this." He turned opened the door and ran away once again.
Jack ran to the bar looking for Gibbs hoping he could help him in some way shape or form. Gibbs was nowhere to be found. However, he did see he girl. Selene was her name. He put his hand into his pocket and felt the trinket that she had left behind at the dock.
She saw him then got up to leave. Jack stood in her way. "What now, pirate?" she said with venom in her voice.
"You left this behind." Jack held out the necklace.
She snatched it from him and said a cold "Thank you."
"Why are you always so angry?" Jack asked rather flirtatiously, too flirtatiously. He took a step towards her. "I know a cure to anger in females."
"You just won't give up, Jack."
"No, and I probably won't, milady." Jack took one of her hands in his, and brought it to his lips.
Selene felt her stomach drop. Her heart started beating rapidly, and she reluctantly withdrew her hands. She was not about to be seduced by a pirate! Although, it doesn't seem like a bad idea, she decided to fight her feelings.
"Can I buy you a drink, Selene?" Jack asked.
Selene tried to say no, but found that the only thing she was capable of doing was nodding.
Jack took her hand again and led her to the bar. He ordered two rums.
After about their sixth set of rums, they were happy and talking loudly. So loudly that the owner kicked them out of the bar.
"And then the bloody wench stole me husband, she did! I told her, I told her...wait ...I didn't tell her...I shot her. The bloody lass will never bother me anymore. My husband...he's dead now too! The blasted fool! He deserved it!" Selene heard herself telling her life story but couldn't stop and continued. "He deserved it! He made me do it! It's his fault...it is..." She felt tears swell up in her eyes. She closed her eyes and tried to stop the tears but they kept coming.
Jack wrapped his arms around her. "Don't cry, luv, I'm sure he did deserve it."
She looked up into Jack's dark eyes. He looked back at her. Jack leaned forward and put his hands on Selene's shoulders. Selene closed her eyes as if she were about to kiss him, and right before their lips met she fainted.
Jack gave a lopsided grin. Luckily he wasn't drunk. He picked up the woman Prince Charming style, and took her to his room at the Inn.
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