(I update! Watch I...yes incorrect grammar but it sounds cool. Ah, yes. I
dedicate this story to Patrick. Although we cannot melt cheese together it
doesn't mean I won't update my story, love. Well here it is! Voila!
Wishes the story would just get up and write its bloody self)
Queers and Eunuchs Ch. 4: Revelations
Jack carried Selene to his room, and laid her gently upon the bed. He covered her with a blanket, and then turned to find a comfortable spot on the floor to sleep.
Selene's eyes fluttered open. Jack spun around quickly, and saw Selene smile and say, "Are you not going to whisk me away to your ship and ravish me till morning?" Her eyes closed and she began to snore.
"Not today, luv. Maybe tomorrow." Jack smiled and lay down on the floor with an extra blanket in hand. He squirmed searching for a comfortable position, and fell asleep looking up at the ceiling.
The next morning Selene woke up and looked around confused. "God's teeth!" she swore loudly waking up Jack. "Where am I?"
"You don't remember do you, luv?" Jack stood and smiled at her.
"...No! We didn't...uh...you know...last night...together..." Selene stumbled over her words.
"Nay, I wouldn't do that..." Jack said sweetly. "I'd make sure you were sober enough to remember." He grinned deviously.
Selene rolled her eyes at the pirate and stood. She attempted to walk to the door, and tripped.
Jack caught her just before she hit the ground. She looked at him, and he looked at her. She was afraid to ruin the moment by speaking, but Jack wasn't.
"Seems to me you still aren't sober..." He smiled, but it soon faded when he heard footsteps coming towards the door.
Jack dropped her to the ground, and she fell with a loud thud. Before Selene could cry out in pain, Jack covered her mouth with his lips. Selene was shocked and couldn't move, but she didn't resist either. When the footsteps left, Jack released his hold on Selene, and their lips separated. "Sorry, luv."
Selene smiled and felt like giggling like a little girl, but then shook her head and got angry. "Who do you think you are? You aren't going to just kiss me and get away with it, you know!" Jack turned his back to her. "Bloody pirate! Don't turn your back on me!" She grabbed his shoulder and spun him around to face her.
"Or what, luv? You'll kiss me again?" Jack grinned.
"I didn't kiss you! You put your mouth on mine!"
"Maybe so, but you didn't seem to mind..." Jack shrugged.
Selene was silent.
"Ah, so you didn't mind..." Jack grinned broadly.
Selene frowned, crossed her arms, and then turned away from Jack.
"No worries, luv. I am, after all, Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy?"
Selene turned and slapped Jack across the face. "I don't care who you are, if you do it again I'll kill you!"
"Like you killed your husband, and his little strumpet?" Jack said teasingly.
Selene grew bitter. "You don't know anything! You have no idea what I've been through, and you'll never care about anyone but yourself. You obnoxious, pitiful excuse for a man!" And with that she turned and strutted out the door.
"I didn't mean it! I didn't mean it..."Jack said softly, as he realized she couldn't hear him. He sighed, and lay back down in his bed. He had been slapped many times in his life, but this one actually hurt. Not so much physically, but emotionally of all things. The infamous Jack Sparrow was becoming soft...that or falling in love. Jack closed his eyes, and within a few moments fell asleep.
Jack awoke with a start when he heard a knock on the door. "I knew you'd be back Selene, come in!" He said waving his hands in the air every which way.
The door swung open and there stood William Turner in the doorway. Jack continued to mumble to himself and just kept on working on his absurd hand gestures. He didn't quite realize it was Will until he came and sat next to Jack on the bed.
Jack looked at Will drowsily and smiled...then he raised an eyebrow. "What are you doing here Will?" He sat up quickly and gave Will an inquisitive look.
"I came to visit you." He smiled, as he removed his boots.
Jack's eyes widened. "Why?"
"Just because..." Will removed his shirt, and Jack's jaw dropped.
"Eh..."
"Jack, calm down. Don't tell me you've never dreamed of this."
"I've never dreamed of this." Jack said honestly.
"Oh...well then, I have a message for you from Elizabeth, she says it's regarding a girl she saw leave your room earlier today."
"Selene?" Jack asked worried.
"Yes, that may be the name. BUT...if you want the message you have to do something for me."
"God's toes!" Jack swore. "Ok, ok, but I'm not sleeping with you."
"I wouldn't dream of it..." Will smiled at what he had in store for the pirate.
(That's for Adriana and Patrick! I shall update immedietly!)
Queers and Eunuchs Ch. 4: Revelations
Jack carried Selene to his room, and laid her gently upon the bed. He covered her with a blanket, and then turned to find a comfortable spot on the floor to sleep.
Selene's eyes fluttered open. Jack spun around quickly, and saw Selene smile and say, "Are you not going to whisk me away to your ship and ravish me till morning?" Her eyes closed and she began to snore.
"Not today, luv. Maybe tomorrow." Jack smiled and lay down on the floor with an extra blanket in hand. He squirmed searching for a comfortable position, and fell asleep looking up at the ceiling.
The next morning Selene woke up and looked around confused. "God's teeth!" she swore loudly waking up Jack. "Where am I?"
"You don't remember do you, luv?" Jack stood and smiled at her.
"...No! We didn't...uh...you know...last night...together..." Selene stumbled over her words.
"Nay, I wouldn't do that..." Jack said sweetly. "I'd make sure you were sober enough to remember." He grinned deviously.
Selene rolled her eyes at the pirate and stood. She attempted to walk to the door, and tripped.
Jack caught her just before she hit the ground. She looked at him, and he looked at her. She was afraid to ruin the moment by speaking, but Jack wasn't.
"Seems to me you still aren't sober..." He smiled, but it soon faded when he heard footsteps coming towards the door.
Jack dropped her to the ground, and she fell with a loud thud. Before Selene could cry out in pain, Jack covered her mouth with his lips. Selene was shocked and couldn't move, but she didn't resist either. When the footsteps left, Jack released his hold on Selene, and their lips separated. "Sorry, luv."
Selene smiled and felt like giggling like a little girl, but then shook her head and got angry. "Who do you think you are? You aren't going to just kiss me and get away with it, you know!" Jack turned his back to her. "Bloody pirate! Don't turn your back on me!" She grabbed his shoulder and spun him around to face her.
"Or what, luv? You'll kiss me again?" Jack grinned.
"I didn't kiss you! You put your mouth on mine!"
"Maybe so, but you didn't seem to mind..." Jack shrugged.
Selene was silent.
"Ah, so you didn't mind..." Jack grinned broadly.
Selene frowned, crossed her arms, and then turned away from Jack.
"No worries, luv. I am, after all, Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy?"
Selene turned and slapped Jack across the face. "I don't care who you are, if you do it again I'll kill you!"
"Like you killed your husband, and his little strumpet?" Jack said teasingly.
Selene grew bitter. "You don't know anything! You have no idea what I've been through, and you'll never care about anyone but yourself. You obnoxious, pitiful excuse for a man!" And with that she turned and strutted out the door.
"I didn't mean it! I didn't mean it..."Jack said softly, as he realized she couldn't hear him. He sighed, and lay back down in his bed. He had been slapped many times in his life, but this one actually hurt. Not so much physically, but emotionally of all things. The infamous Jack Sparrow was becoming soft...that or falling in love. Jack closed his eyes, and within a few moments fell asleep.
Jack awoke with a start when he heard a knock on the door. "I knew you'd be back Selene, come in!" He said waving his hands in the air every which way.
The door swung open and there stood William Turner in the doorway. Jack continued to mumble to himself and just kept on working on his absurd hand gestures. He didn't quite realize it was Will until he came and sat next to Jack on the bed.
Jack looked at Will drowsily and smiled...then he raised an eyebrow. "What are you doing here Will?" He sat up quickly and gave Will an inquisitive look.
"I came to visit you." He smiled, as he removed his boots.
Jack's eyes widened. "Why?"
"Just because..." Will removed his shirt, and Jack's jaw dropped.
"Eh..."
"Jack, calm down. Don't tell me you've never dreamed of this."
"I've never dreamed of this." Jack said honestly.
"Oh...well then, I have a message for you from Elizabeth, she says it's regarding a girl she saw leave your room earlier today."
"Selene?" Jack asked worried.
"Yes, that may be the name. BUT...if you want the message you have to do something for me."
"God's toes!" Jack swore. "Ok, ok, but I'm not sleeping with you."
"I wouldn't dream of it..." Will smiled at what he had in store for the pirate.
(That's for Adriana and Patrick! I shall update immedietly!)