Yes, yet another update! Blame this one on my "Back To The Seventies" album for being there for me to radomly listen to. It's a parody of "Lola" by the Kinks. I don't own the song, or any of the characters blah blah blah. Uhh...tell me what you think of this one, 'cause I'm not sure what to think of it, it just came to me in a flash of random creativity and boredom. But first, a coupla shout-outs:

Lora Helen: I'm glad you liked my "klimerick"too XD It took me SO long to write (Yeah right!). And if you thought the last tune was catchy, it's NOTHING on this one, I should know, I've been singing it for, like, a week. Enjoy!

Sweetlee: Heheheh...sorry about that ;; And I apologise in advance for the imagery this one will most likely also put in your head...grin

Chibi Yin: Believe me, you don't want to know where I come up with these things! XD

Tris The Weather Witch: Hey, no problem! Hope you like this one!

I met her at an inn down in Cimmura Where they serve bad beer and the rooms are not very clean They're not very clean She walked up to me and she asked me to dance I asked her her name and in a husky voice she said Naween. Nananana-Naween

I'm not Eosia's most worldy guy But from the look in her eye I was a little scared of this Naween. Nananana-Naween

I'm not highly strung But I got kinda stressed By the very low neckline of her dress Oh, my Naween. Nananana-Naween

Well, we drank bad beer and danced all night Under the flickering candle light Then Naween smiled and sat down on my knee And said to me "Boy, you know, I'd do you for free."

Now people think I'm an innocent But I'm not that naive, I knew what she meant Oh, my Nawen. Nananana-Naween.

I pushed her away I walked to the door I started to pray I fell down on my knees Then I looked at her and she at me

That's the way that I wanted to stay And I always wanted to be that way For my Naween. Nananana-Naween.

Girls will be whores and the church hates these girls And God must like playing jokes on the world 'Cause I loved Naween. Nananana-Naween.

I'd become a knight ten years ago But I'd never ever kissed a woman before Then Naween smiled and took me by the hand And said to me "Boy, I'm gonna make you a man."

Now, I'm not the world's most masculine knight But I know I'm a man and, as she proved that night, So did Naween. Nananana-Naween.

Nananana-Naween.

They came. They saw. They reviewed. You know what to do.