Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Yu-gi-oh! Characters tormented in this fic, nor are we implying they cross-dress. I am implying, however, that Mokuba is a brat. I hate Mokuba. Kay is the product of my imagination, and Kitty belongs to her owner.

A/N: Woohoo! I finally convinced KittenKat to co-author one of these with me =o.o= The idea for Spike's outfit, and the other victims, was as much hers as mine. I do, however, worry about these outfits …

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It was a beautiful, normal, sunny day in Domino City. (A/N: O.o although, have you ever seen it rain?)

Kaiba sat at his desk at Kaiba Corp in that horrid white coat thing, plotting his next los – victory over his arch nemesis – Yugi Motou – while his little brother Mokuba ran about tormenting small children by kicking over their sandcastles and such.

Tea was giving another of her long, passionate speeches on the value and importance of friendship to Tristan and Duke Devlin. They sat, apparently entranced by her words (while they were really plotting ways to get a date with Serenity).

Serenity and Mai, meanwhile, were hunting through all the clothing stores looking for a dress Mai could wear on her Big Date that night. They were both cackling evilly and scaring the other customers of said shops.

Yugi was duelling a very distracted Joey, lecturing him on how he should just 'trust in the heart of the cards'. Joey was thinking about his Big Date that night. Yami was slowly beating his head against the stone wall of his soul-mind-room-thingy.

Bakura and his darker half (A/N: Aka … The Tomb Robber, Yami Bakura, Evil Bakura, or simply Bakura if you want to call the actual Bakura Ryou ) were arguing over whether Sailor Moon would win in a fight against Chi Chi or not. (A/N: I say no. Happy, Zen? .)

Malik, Odion and Ishizu were aboard their boat doing uh ... stuff. Unimportant, boring stuff, that's not worth mentioning, 'kay? Right. Moving on.

Walking through Domino City were also two teenage girls, wearing dueling disks on their wrists. One wore an oversized knapsack while the other struggled with a huge suitcase. Both were searching the surrounding streets for the latest victims.

"There's one!" cried the younger of the two abruptly, pointing at Tea and her friends, glancing at her companion for confirmation. The elder glanced at them, to the photo she was carrying, and nodded in agreement. She was about to speak when a freakishly bizarre hairstyle caught her eye.

"Whoa, and there's the other one. Do you need any help with yours?"

"You have got to be kidding."

"Yup," with a grin, she nodded. "Don't hurt him too bad, 'kay?"

"Kay!"

Laughing a little evilly, they split off in separate directions.

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The younger of the duo wandered up to Tea's group. Tea was so engrossed in rambling to her closed eyelids, and Devlin was so busy looking evil-like, neither noticed when Tristan suddenly vanished. When they did, they promptly forgot again.

The elder had about as much trouble. She simply walked up, grabbed Joey, and dragged him off. Yugi blinked, and then carried on lecturing without missing a beat. Yami began hitting his head harder. The poor wall began to crack.

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Elsewhere, on the boat, Ishizu paused. She paled dramatically and the plate she was drying slipped from her hand, shattering across the floor in slow motion.

"Sister? What's wrong?" Malik looked up, concerned and such.

"Brother, its best you do not know …"

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Joey groaned, opened his eyes, saw Tristan and screamed girlishly. Tristan opened his eyes, saw Joey, and screamed louder, and more girlishly.

"… Aren't they meant to be guys?"

"Mhm, but they can kind of count as fan girls now, right?"

Craning his neck, Joey saw two girls sipping cokes and leaning against a wall. One bore a striking resemblance to Inuyasha, and the other to Kayura, complete with her sword-sai things (A/N: Hey, if Yugi can have that hairstyle, I'm getting the sai-sword things).

He also found himself duct-taped to the chair he was sitting in. Tristan was in the same predicament.

"Who are you two?!" demanded Joey, struggling to get free "Let me out! I've got a date to get to!"

"With who?" quipped Tristan "Spike Speigal?" (A/N: Bwahaha. Shameless jab at Spike from MO:I)

"You can't talk. Seen yourself lately, Trixie?"

Tristan looked down. He saw pink lycra. He screamed.

"I don't think they like their new looks," commented the younger of the girls, wandering over to Tristan. "I'm Kitty, by the way. That's Kay." She pointed at her friend, who was standing behind Joey.

"Why are you doing this?" sobbed Tristan "I had a date tonight!"

"You did not!" contradicted Joey. Kay winced, and picked up a lock of his now-dyed hair.

"This sucks," she complained, pulling out a streaking kit.

"That it does," Kitty agreed, looking equally as reluctant to do anything else. "I mean, Devlin was there. It would be so much easier to do this to him."

"Duke Devlin?" Kay's head shot up, eyes widened. "Creator of Dungeon Dice Monsters Duke Devlin? Number 4 in the top ten Bishies Of The Anime World Duke Devlin?"

"That's him." -.-

"Oh, well, if he was the other choice, then this is easy." Cheerfully, Kay went about applying a second color to Joey's already dyed hair. Kitty stared at her in disturbed silence. "What?"

"You would rather do Joey than … Duke?!"

"Well duh. Devlin's a babe. He's also smart, funny, sarcastic, cool and - "

"Dating my sister!" interrupted Joey, eyes the size of dinner plates. He began to wish he had never asked what girls talked about when they were alone. He didn't want to know what else his friend was to this psychotic chick.

"Hey!" cried Tristan "How come you don't mind him dating Serenity?! I'm your best friend!"

"I do mind!"

"But - "

"Duke Devlin is a jerk," Kitty informed Kay mildly, smacking a hammer into Tristan's hair. The hammer snapped in half, dropped on his head and knocked him out cold.

"Whoops."

Joey gulped.

"Nuh uh!" retorted Kay, waving the hair dye at her friend in denial "He is not a jerk! He's Yugi's friend!"

"The rocks in Seto Kaiba's driveway are Yugi's friends," Kitty sweat dropped "That short-ass loves everyone."

"He's part of the official Yugi Motou fanclub. He even saved Tristan and Serenity during the Battle City tournament."

"After Yugi beat him and taught him a lesson!" Kitty contradicted, dumping a bucket of battery acid on Tristan's head. His hair made a hissing noise, then flopped slowly down, revealing the fact it was really waist-length. "Whoa. I don't know what to be more shocked at – the fact that battery acid actually worked or how long that is …"

"The amount of hair gel he must use …" marveled Kay, then shook her head to clear it. She squatted down and began hunting through the knapsack, returning to the argument. "And it was Yami who beat Devlin, not Yugi. It was a misunderstanding anyway, Mr. DDM didn't know anything about the shadow games and Pegasus' twisted plot. He thought Yugi was just being an ass."

"Like Yugi had nothing better to do than ruin his chances at a game deal."

"Who knows? Yugi isn't that tall, maybe it was jealousy."

"That makes no sense."

"Whoever said this conversation had to include logic?"

"He dressed Joey in a dog suit," said Kitty flatly, dumping most of Tristan's hair in a fishbowl of hair dye "He was a jerk."

"… I'll concede the point but not the war. Making Wheeler play dress-up was cruel."

"But it's okay to shove me in a dress?!" shrieked Joey, struggling anew as Kay held up what she had been searching for triumphantly – a pair of chandelier type earrings.

Absently, the teenager smacked him over the head with Cye's Frying Pan Of Doom.

"You'd be doing this too if you were getting our paycheck!" said Kitty defensively, dumping a second lot of hair dye over the rest of Tristan's hair.

"Paycheck?! Someone's paying you to ruin my life?!"

"Hey!" Kay planted her hands on her hips and glared at him. "Do you have any idea how fat you bishies are?! I resent the fact you think we shove you into these outfits purely for fun! Do you have any idea how hard it is to get them on?!"

Kitty paused in the process of blow drying Tristan's hair.

"You mean we don't do these for fun? Ever?"

"Nope. Spike was purely revenge, Tei was work, Piccolo doesn't count as a bishie and Jet was completely self-defense."

"Oh." After a long pause, the younger girl went on to braiding his hair (A/N: And braiding, and braiding, and braiding ..), looking thoughtful. Kay went about attaching the chandeliers to Joey's ears; apparently satisfied she had won the argument.

He had mysteriously passed out. Again.

She went to apply her favorite lipstick, then stopped.

"Hey, Kitty?"

"Yeah?"

"Do I use this too much?" Insert picture of bright pink diamond shine lipstick here

"Naw!" Kitty began dying random braids of Tristan's hair different colors, then paused. "Well … yeah. But toss it over here, will you? And try red for your victim, it'll work with that black dress."

"I prefer the pink …" grumbled Kay, but reluctantly took her friends advice.

Joey chose that exact moment to wake up. He opened his eyes to find himself staring back from a mirror.

He shrieked.

"Success!" crowed Kay, tossing the mirror away "Come on, time to go meet our employer!"

"But Tristan's not awake …" protested Kitty in vain, since Kay was already skipping out the door, dragging Joey behind her.

Sighing, the younger teenager followed suit.

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A/N: Oooh the first more than one part makeover fic . Who's the mysterious employer? What is the guys' new look? Will Tea ever shut up? Will Mokuba ever get what's coming to him?

Well, yes to the last one - Bwahahah, that's what you get for picking on Joey, ya brat! –coughs- Anyway, stay tuned =o.o=