Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters tormented here. Nor do I own Ishizu, Kit belongs to KittenKat. Kay is the only thing I can claim as my own.

A/N: It's not very funny. I apologise. It's past midnight, I just lost the revised version of this chapter, and it's just occurred to me I'm tired. So Kaiba has gotten off way too easy, whatcha think of him getting another visit? O.o

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Later, as it was nearing midnight, two shadowy figures crept their way up to the front door of Kaiba Corp. They wore entirely black outfits and carried a large doctors bag and knapsack between them. Silently they approached the front door, glancing about. the elder pulled out a bobby pin. She inserted it into the card swiper..like…thing and jiggled it around. A few sparks shot out, but nothing else happened. She tried again. Nothing.

"It's not working!" she hissed to her companion. The other shrugged helplessly.

"I told you we should have hired Johnson to break in for us!" (A/N: I apologise again … I forget the names of the other goons … and his was the only one that came to mind.)

"No way! He was creepy!"

"You know," interrupted a lazy voice "Have you two ever thought that maybe the door is already open?" The two yelped and spun around to see …

"Ishizu?!"

"Shhh!" the priestess hissed sharply, glancing around the deserted area to see if anyone had heard "Kaiba will hear!"

"Sorry!" whispered Kitty, rubbing the back of her neck "What are you doing here?"

"I felt like a walk?"

"How did you know where were going to be here?"

"I'm psychic."

"Kay invited you, didn't she?" sweatdropped the younger girl.

"Naturally," nodded Kay solemnly, then smirked widely "Oh come on, this is great. Between our evilness, Tei's absence, the amount of sugar we consumed and Ishizu's lust for revenge over the entire Battle City fiasco Kaiba doesn't stand a chance!"

"Ishizu wants revenge?"

"Damn straight!" ranted the Egyptian, slamming her fist into her other hand. "I gave him one of the strongest cards in Duel Monsters and he just went off on his own little ego trip! What kind of moron does that?!"

High above them, on the top floor, a light flicked on and cut her off. They all glanced at each other, and nodded in unison. All arguements were forgotten. All that mattered now was that a certain teen was taught all the reasons why he shouldn't double-cross the people he hired to torment his enemies.

Kaiba was going to pay.

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Kaiba didn't even look up from his desk when the door to his office exploded inwards with the force of Kay's kick. It wasn't like that entrance wasn't used on a regular basis anyway.

"What do you want?" he demanded in a bored tone, scribbling away on a doodle board. (A/N: You know the ones … you draw on them with little magnet pens and then swipe the little lever thing up and it erases it … O.o …)

"It's payback time," said Kitty dangerously, advancing on him with her backup following suit. He looked up flatly, and grimaced irritatably.

"You again? I thought I told you to go – erg!" Ishizu had, of course, finally realised she was human and was still pissed and tackled him, slamming him and his chair over backwards. The other girls watched in a disturbed kind of awe as she duct-taped him to it with the ease of a professional and stood up calmly, dusting herself off. Kaiba continued to glare at them.

"What exactly will this accomplish?" he snapped as they stood the chair up and began laying the tool of his demise out on his desk.

"Not a thing. Except that this," stated Kay, spreading an array of eye-shadows out "is what you get when you refuse to pay us. Those makeovers took forever!"

"They were pathetic. They looked like rodeo clown rejects."

"You wanted 'em pretty," Kitty retorted, dumping her bag of red leather out on a nearby chair "We made 'em pretty. We kept our end of the deal, you didn't. It's very disappointing." She sighed.

"Maybe we can work something out," he compromised warily, eyeing Ishizu advancing on him with growing apprehension. He began to wonder if taking Obelisk and then going off on his own little march to defeat Yugi instead of what she told him he was meant to do was such a good idea.

"Oh … I think it's a little late for that …"

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Ishizu, Kitty and Kay skipped happily out of Kaiba Corp. later that morning, just as the town clock chimed two.

"Maybe we shouldn't have left him there," sighed Kay, glancing back guiltily. "I mean, what's Mokuba going to say when he sees him duct-taped to that chair in an outfit that not even Brittany Spears would wear?"

"He deserved it," sulked Ishizu "After all I did to warn him, that ungrateful, arrogant jerk just took Obelisk The Tormenter and ignored everything I said! And he was mean to my pharoh! … Oh, and my brothers. I think. I forget what I was mad at him for, really ..."

The other two glanced at each in confusion, deciding that it was probably a good idea just not to ask.

"There, there," Kitty patted her shoulder consolingly "Everything worked out for the best." She yawned widely. "Ah geez, I need a coffee. Anyone got some spare change?"

"I do …."

And what Kaiba's reaction was to his credit card bill later that month was … well, that's another story.

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End Image: Kaiba sits duct-taped to his chair by his wrists and ankles as Mokuba stands in the doorway, jaw sitting on the floor. His big brother wears a pair of red leather hot pants, knee-high red leather boots, and a red leather corset. His hair has suddenly become waist length and hot pink with purple streaks. His makeup consists of dark blue eyeshadow, light purple lipstick and red blush. He wears Kay's trademark Thick And Long mascara and diamond danglers that brush his shoulders.

Oh, and if anyone is wondering what the other two guys were wearing …

Joey: Black piano recital dress with 3'' heels, long light blue hair with purple fringes, chandalier type earrings, dark red lipstick and Thick And Long mascara, with light blue eyeshadow.

Tristan: Pink lycra catsuit with fluro pink cat-ears, 3'' bright pink stilettos and all round bright pink makeup – diamond shine lipstick and all.

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Kay's Notes: -sigh- These are really quite hard to write when you're not consuming a dangerous amount of sugary treats. Kaiba got off far too easily; and Tristan wasn't originally going to be wearing that outfit O.o but it seemed to fit. I worry about that. And to Yami Nite: Mokuba, Noa, Yugi and Ryou? Hmm … I think I can do most of those …. –snickers evily- I'll post Devlin's later this week though XD