Descendants of the Mundane and the general overall concept of Descendants of the Mundane is entirely copyright Orin Drake 2003, as are the characters Kyrie (Almasy Leonhart Kinneas), Rodger Kinneas, and John Sparda. Obviously everyone else has been taken from various Final Fantasy games and Devil May Cry, and other people own those. But you ought to know that by now, right?
Background: It was a stupid idea I came up with while playing Devil May Cry. I mean, come on. Daughter of Squall meets son of Dante. It sounded so rediculously funny that I just had to. So I did. In the beginning, this wasn't meant to be serious, or even to actually exist in Kyrie's universe at all. It was just too weird not to play with, y'know? But it grew on me. Damn you, Ky. I guess it's set more or less a couple of years after the end of Retribution Nor Redemption. Enjoy, I hope. Do not read, however, if you've got a really narrow view of relationships or sexuality (keep the other two stories in mind, in other words--Kyrie and Rodger have been together for a long time and they're very secure in one another). You might get warped. Heh heh.
Also Note: In the interest of... well, myself, really, this is written under the theory that "demon" is a term that incorporates all hellspawn--"devil" is used specifically for a humanoid, intelligent, "higher demon". So all devils are demons, but demons are not devils. Just in case there's any confusion.
Be warned! This chapter contains really gruesome descriptions that I know some people are just gonna get all bothered about... but that's the joy of reading, right?



Descendants of the Mundane
Chapter 7
by Orin Drake

They sat there for a while, paying little mind to the squishy living floor, just trying to get their wits about them. All possible questions seemed too ridiculous to ask. There was no one around who might toss them an answer, anyway. The air was... so much worse than their wildest imaginations could have prepared them for. It was actually beginning to stick to their skin, like air polluted with oil leaves a film. Very disturbing.
"Well." Kyrie coughed, giving her husband's arm an uncertain squeeze. "I don't think we should stay here."
"Me either." While he agreed completely, one look around... besides giving him the creeps, it was extremely disheartening. This was certainly new. And not in a good way.
Carefully attempting not to take in more air than she absolutely had to, she rose from the floor. A dizziness hit her heavily--then, luckily, passed. Wonderful.
As her eyes adjusted to the relative darkness, she noted that they were in a nightmarishly large, round-ish chamber. Not that that fact alone did them any good. But, if there were walls, there was no doubt a way to get through them. At least Kyrie still had her most trusty of weapons and a stash of bullets in her belt. "Well?" she inquired blandly.
Rodger shook his head, having no idea whether one direction would be any better than another. "Whatever route looks less scenic."
She smirked, looking for any sort of specific doorway. What resembled one seemed a good way in the distance, only recognizable because it lacked the pulsating lights of the walls. Not a fun thought. Leading the way, gunblade drawn, she tried to mentally prepare herself for a battle. You'd think by now this kind of shit would be over with...
There was a... peculiar tremble as they approached the arch of the "door". It wasn't quite like an earthquake. It more closely resembled... Digestion. The very thought was a little repulsive. Taking no chances to wait and see, they kept a good pace into another chamber--
Boy what a mistake that had been. They emerged atop a slightly elevated platform made of the same disgusting soft floor... only this time, they had company.
She swallowed, no longer able to control the bile rising in her throat without the action. That group of... things was completely... not right. At all. They... oozed. They looked like half-dead dogs that had had most of their flesh ripped off, some with exposed bones, others seeming to leave trails of themselves behind...
A shudder went through Rodger's body faster than he had intended--but it made no difference. He was unarmed. One couldn't very well carry a shotgun everywhere they went in the day and age in which they lived. Kyrie's gunblade was one thing; it was her family's legacy, and a weapon of such beauty and perfection that it may have been a crime not to show it off. While he felt the same way about his treasured guns, they were quite a bit harder to carry. It had just been a normal morning, a normal day of not even thinking to need weapons...
All it took was all those pale orange eyes on them at once. No matter. The gunblader forced herself not to cough on a deep breath, bringing Fire to the surface, mentally sending it through Eleison. A bullet erupted in flame, exploding like tiny napalm as it hit one of the monsters. Five of the beasts around it caught flame, howling then seeming to melt away. Odd, to say the least.
There were still about half a dozen other creatures, all taken to startlingly fast runs toward the invaders. Well, that would not do. For the sake of "mixing it up" a little (and to see if it were any more effective) she called Ice to her blade. Three of the racing creatures solidified on impact. The other four--no time. It was a slip, giving a little too much power up in an increasingly desperate situation, but that blast of Fire and bullet did cause a pretty amazing amount of charred hellbeast, even seeming to burn a good patch of the floor underneath them.
Only realizing her mistake after it happened, she reminded herself to take an extra moment before moving. Powerful though she might be in some senses, she knew that too much use of Materia would drain her physical strength quickly. Obviously, they could not afford that little tidbit.
"Are you okay?" her husband inquired softly, concerned. She'd almost seemed to swoon a little at the end of that... and not in a good way.
"Yeah." She assured, gaining solid ground again. "Just... not used to this place's dynamics yet, I guess." She paused, making absolute certain that the grotesque animals were no longer able to stare with their creepy orange eyes. "I suppose we'd better go."
Rodger kept a biting comment to himself. After all, it was hard enough to breathe without talking.

A set of gold and crimson eyes watched their progress from the shadows. It wished to attack--hungered for the kill--but it knew enough to wait. First, watch for their weaknesses. Only then, during the next moment of dropped guard, would it attack. Death was not preferable to its master, but if necessary...

They'd crossed through several more chambers in a relatively straight path, making their way toward... something they had no idea about. Period. That was not something they could allow themselves to think about, however. One of the rooms they'd gone through hadn't contained another door--so Kyrie had taken it upon herself to cut one. It was a truly disturbing task. There wasn't any blood, but the mucus-like goop that emerged was enough to remind her she should not be doing that again unless she absolutely had to.
It was behind the wall they'd sliced open that things really started to get interesting; and that was saying a lot. All the way on the other side of the pulsing chamber was a figure. Two of them, actually. One had a sort of glimmer about it, as though it were made of ice. It didn't last long at the mercy of what was clearly a sword the likes of which Cloud would have appreciated.
As for the weapon's wielder... the guy was simply unmistakable. Covered in slime and crusted gore as he was, the silver hair and red leathers came through. Even if that hadn't been enough, those bright blue eyes, widening at the sight of them, was the most definite affirmation. His jaw hung, his mouth slightly agape for a moment as if he'd forgotten how to speak. At last, there was only one question that seemed appropriate. "What the hell are you two doing here?"
Kyrie shrugged, overall appearing very nonchalant. "Just our luck."
John shook his head, as surprised at her natural tone and Rodger's easy-going grin as he was by their appearance. "Well... can't say I'm not glad to see you. But... how?"
"Earthquake." She answered with a shrug.
The blue gaze narrowed considerably. Earth splits leading directly to Hell simply didn't happen. Someone very powerful had wanted them here; or, to be more precise, had probably followed his scent and accidentally gotten his friends, instead. Not good. He'd tried to leave before endangering them...
"So." Kyrie aimed to interrupt the thought process that seemed to be bothering him. "We're here, we may as well help."
Regardless of finding the corners of his lips raising of their own accord, he sighed. While he was completely appreciative of her offer, he was also distraught that they were somewhat forced into the situation. He'd wanted to leave them in the safety of their own lives, not bring them into his shit. "I'm afraid we'd have to travel together, anyway. The gateway back to your world is right by where I'm heading. And it's not easy to get to."
"A lot of gateways down here?" Rodger's interest was piqued.
"Hell is definitely a cross-roads..." the half-demon oversimplified. It was, in essence, connected to all worlds... some were just harder to get to than others. There was a reason for the sheer number of Hell myths of all cultures--time and space found a number of rotating portals. It all depended on the levels that were accessible from that particular world. "No weapon?" he noticed.
"Wasn't really planning on visiting." The brunette joked. "Not my idea of a vacation spot... how 'bout you, honey?"
His wife smirked, hefting her gunblade over her shoulder to rest for a moment. No way she was going to sheath it with all that glop on it. "I'm more of a shut-in... but I'd rather be a shut-in at a beach resort in Balamb."
The silver-haired boy let a breath of relief from his lips. Even given their circumstances... this was nice to have again. He accepted the situation, possibly opening himself to trust more vast than he ever had before--pullng his coat back, he indicated his pistols with a nod. "Ebony or Ivory?"
"Uh..." Rodger was surprised, to say the least. He simply didn't think it was his place to take one of them...
"Go ahead." John invited, somewhat suggestively. "But be careful. The kick's likely to rip your arm off if you're not ready for it."
Sounded like his kind of firepower. With a brazenly amused expression, he stepped back and gazed at them. "Black or white?"
"Black goes with anything." Kyrie answered. "But white would look good with your jeans."
"White it is, then." Carefully tugging Ivory from his side, the half-devil took a moment to check the bullets. It came automatic when he was in battle, but otherwise it was so easy to lose count. Good thing he'd checked--for only a second, his hand glowed a gentle red. He grinned, letting his cocky side show off just the slightest bit. "Complete with automatic reload. Well... sort of."
"Neat trick." The brunette commented.
John nodded his appreciation. "My father taught me this spell. Saved his ass many times. If you need a reload, just hand it to me."
Rodger took it carefully, feeling its incredible weight. Were he not used to larger rifles, he'd never have been able to hold the thing at arm's length. He only took a moment to turn from them, aiming at nothing in particular. Yeah, it would take some getting used to. But it felt good.
"And where'd you get that kick-ass sword?" Kyrie couldn't help but notice the enormous weapon on his back.
"I had it hidden here. Just in case." He pulled the blade, holding it out proudly "It's Force Edge... my father's. And his father's. It's... the line of Sparda, I guess." While the pride held true... that last sentence contained more of a weight of sadness than he'd meant it to. He tried to shake it off with more signature cockiness, showing off by spinning the sword through his agile fingers. "It's a big help down here."
"I bet." She tossed back, amused. "Alright. We're all armed, so... now what?"
"Onward." John simplified.

"You didn't get much of a head start, huh?" she joked more or less spontaneously as they passed into another eerily revolting room.
Their "guide" glanced back, not getting what she meant at first. It hit him on a completely unrelated note--both of the "Hell virgins" wore clothes that looked awfully clean to have been in there long. They must not have had to travel far to find him. "Ah. The gateways to the inside shift a lot. I've been wandering around for..." he started to count in his head, then gave up calculating. "Hours."
The idea that doorway positions changed so regularly... was freaky. Perhaps no more freaky than any of the other shit happening, but... Even though she wasn't completely certain she wanted to know, she felt the need to ask. "Does time pass differently here?" The concept of Time Compression had always given her the creeps.
John had to think about how to word the answer. "Time can... slip. It's never solid."
Rodger got a definite shiver at that idea. He knew by now he ought to be getting used to things never seeming to follow any sort of solid rules, but... differences in the movement of time itself was absolutely frightening. Especially considering the possibilities of massive time slips between Hell and, say, Esthar...
Admittedly, Kyrie was looking to change the subject, but she hadn't meant for her random though to have been expressed out loud. "Do you suppose my parents are down here?"
"What, for being gay?" the "Hell expert" grinned. "Nah, Hell doesn't work like that."
"Good to know." She found herself smiling. Ha, those little bastards were wrong, all of them. "So tell me..." she went on, feeling brave--until they had to pass through another hole in the pulsing wall that looked like it'd been torn open not long before. No matter; conversation was a good distraction. "Your father knew this place?"
"Yeah." He responded, holding back a shudder. "He wasn't born here or anything, but... he did get dragged back here a lot. Being half devil, I suppose that was bound to happen." He made a valiant attempt to grin, suppressing the memories that threatened his consciousness.
Well, this was just interesting. "And if your father was half devil, then his father..."
"Was a full devil." He finished. "Sparda was... very prominent here once. He was a general... but that's about all I know."
Resisting the urge to spit for the sake of perhaps not having the awful taste of this place in his mouth for even an instant, Rodger swallowed, instead. It was hard to imagine anyone thinking this place was... "normal". Ol' Sparda'd had a good idea to get out. "So your mother was..?"
The pause lasted almost too long. "She... was a demon in human form. It's a little too hard to explain." Their guide paused, stopping dead in his tracks and listening. Nothing. He'd hoped he'd only been imagining things, but one could never be too careful. "But let me ask you both something." Now was as good a time as any. "Is Vincent any sort of Hellspawn?"
The two of them laughed, making the chamber around them tremble from the sheer power of pleasant emotion. Hell was not the sort of place a person laughed in. It was Kyrie that responded, after catching her breath. "That is debatable. But, technically, no."
Somewhat surprising. "What... is he, then?"
She grinned at that, almost finding it hard to respond seriously. "Human, once. An assassin. Then, for lack of a better description, a psychopathic scientist changed his DNA. None of us are quite sure exactly what he is now." It was a weird thought, really. Cloud had been through a similar thing, though not quite as dramatic. The two "old pals" had long ago come to terms with the fact that they couldn't remember shit after Sephiroth's supposed death via Lifestream, not to mention large chunks of life before that. Or, mostly--sometimes Cloud had a little too much to drink. He wasn't an angry drunk for the most part, but every once in a while a sputter of memory would get him going. Names like "Aeris" and "Barret" came up an awful lot--but none were uttered with as much reverence as "Tifa". Nor as much hatred and heartache as "Sephiroth". Not that she didn't understand that part all too well.
As for Vincent... he seemed to refuse to acknowledge the possibility that anything had happened after the incident at all. Kyrie knew better, somehow--but the man didn't show his concerns for himself. The nightmares may not have gone entirely, but they were clearly less a part of his life than they had been. He never did speak of their specifics, and likely never would. But she... she watched him, sometimes, when Cloud would ramble. He'd cringe, albeit slightly, when certain things were said. More often than not, he'd simply leave the room. And one thing he would never do was fall asleep in front of anyone.
Staring at the grotesque walls of Hell around her as they moved through another chamber, she really wished she'd have asked more questions. Or any at all. She only knew snippets, delicate bits and pieces... and she really wondered once in a while if she'd be able to handle the whole "truth", anyway. Part of her thought that may be why they couldn't remember.
Her internal dialog was sliced short by John's momentary pause--then he grasped his sword. His heightened senses told him something awaited them in the darkest corner of the chamber they'd just entered.
Unfortunately, that something had sensed them just as easily. It rolled its translucent form out into the open until it rested at the center of the room. It was... even less pleasant than the dog creatures before. At least they'd loosely resembled something a person may regularly encounter--this globular dome of jelly with dozens of surrounding tentacles was, needless to say, not something that would have existed even in the worst of nightmares. It was dangerous. It was ugly. And, worse than anything, it smelled even more awful than Hell.
"Stay back." John ordered, quickly getting into his fighting frame of mind. "Blast the sucker when the globe is exposed; and, trust me, you'll know it when you see it. I'll do the rest."
Well now. What were they going to say? They nodded, giving one another a glance. Instant mental communication--Rodger on one side of the chamber, Kyrie on the other. As the half-devil ran straight into the heart of the action, the spouses broke off, darting along the wall until they were more or less across from one another, aiming.
Knowing the "globe" when they saw it was certainly not an issue. John sliced two of the fleshy tentacles off with one sweep, sending streams of semi-transluscent green goop squirting in multiple directions. Luckily, he avoided the slime altogether--he'd already leapt, using all available adrenaline to rocket his body up and over the squirming glob, thrusting his sword down and into brightly shining blue globe on the thing's back.
Kyrie's gunblade fired first, as carefully as she could to avoid injury to any of their group. In response, the blue sphere seemed to ripple a little, dimming ever so slightly at the instant the bullet hit it. Every little bit helped...
Swallowing, Rodger knew his first shot shouldn't be that close to John's body. He needed to get a feel for the pistol, first. Aiming for another of the creature's tentacles, he braced his back and shoulders up against the wall, using both hands to squeeze the trigger--the force of the recoil was a hell of a lot stronger than he'd been prepared for, leaving him with the feeling he'd been trying to hold back a speeding train as it came right for him. The fleshy wall of the chamber flexed backward a couple of feet as the sound of the explosion caused a bit of a tremble in the ground beneath.
On the up side, another of the tentacles burst, pouring more of the green ooze from the wound. John stabbed the globe repeatedly before the suddenly gooey form beneath him seemed to swallow the glowing ball again. Before he found himself submerged as well, the half-devil jumped off and darted away from the thing's reach. One more time, it should only take one more time.. he pulled Ebony and shot twice, disconnecting more tentacles.
Quickly, Kyrie followed suit. She saw the next bullet detach another fleshy "limb", then go through the glob and literally lodge itself, suspended, in the slime. It was an ewe moment, certainly. At least that seemed to piss the thing off enough to get the blue sphere to emerge again. She safely squeezed off two rounds before John leapt again to chop at it.
Arms sore, Rodger picked himself up and took a deep breath. This was not looking up for him. He widened his stance, braced himself a little harder against the horrific stretchy wall behind him, and tried it again. This time the shot was easier, but it would still take some getting used to. Nonetheless, two more tentacles spewed goop, the stumps moving a little slower than they had before.
The scent, the motion, the adrenaline and the situation was all it took. Moving at a speed only afforded to those with demon blood, he practically fucked the son of a bitch to death, stabbing until the energy of the creature had dissipated, sending its physical form to melt into a puddle. Green glop oozed out rapidly until the thing finally fell flat, collapsed in on itself, then vanished in a vapor.
"Okay." Kyrie took a step back so that the remains would not encompass her boots before it evaporated. "That was disturbing."
Even as John shivered with the feel of the slime on his hands, he warned as casually as he could, "There's worse, down here."
Two loud pops sounded as Rodger stretched his arms out in front of him. Forget just practice--he needed to build some more muscle on his arms to handle that damn thing. "Ow." He commented quietly to himself.
His wife walked over, avoiding the spot where the creature had "oozed". It might look gone, but... the chance of stepping in anything left over was disturbing. "Good kick?"
"Great kick." He admitted with a grin. "A little too much for a beginner..."
The silver haired boy grinned back at that statement. "But just right for the expert?"
"Exactly." The brunette agreed jokingly.
Kyrie rolled her eyes in good humor. "Boys will be boys."
"Unless it's in your case." John cracked viciously, going so far as to snag her with his arm, bringing her toward him in a show of affection. He always got a little giddy after such an adrenaline spike--especially after a victory.
"You saying I can't be the boy?" she challenged, attempting to squirm away.
Rodger laughed quite hard at that one. The look on the other boy's face only made it funnier.
The walls shook with the positive energy the group gave off, and that only served to silence them all. It was unexplainable, at first--just a... "dark feeling". All of a sudden, there seemed to be some sort of motion in the shadows at the doorway they'd come through. Wordlessly, John released Kyrie and pulled Ebony, then started to lead them on a rush to the other doorway. He knew very well that in some situations, it was best only to continue; especially when such an intense dark feeling was around. It never meant good things, to say the least.
The silent communication decided it all again--Rodger would stay in the middle, ready to attack should something come at them from the side. Kyrie turned to cover them, walking backward and bringing up the rear. Whatever the form was, it remained in the shadows as they moved (very hopefully frightened of the gunblade, if not the group themselves).
And then, just as she thought they should easily be safe with another step... she bumped into a wall. There was a short moment of confusion, knowing that she'd been following a straight line...and then she glanced over her shoulder. The hole that had been directly behind her seemed to have "healed up" for lack of a better term. It actually resembled a giant scab more than she liked to have thought about. To make matters worse, whatever had been hidden in the shadows on the other side was suddenly coming at her too fast for her to cut through the wall--Shit. All she could do was dart to a good spot in a "corner" of the chamber to take aim.
She never had a chance. The shadow beast used its talons to rip into her shoulders, stopping her instantly. She hardly felt the razor-sharp claws--instead, it was the monster's stinger that became all too apparent. Never before had she been stung by a million wasps at once--though, in the situation, she'd be able to say she knew what it felt like. For mere seconds in time, her entire body stung, burned, causing all muscles to slack all at once. That's all it took for her attacker to quite effectively remove its talons, turning her and throwing her against a wall that had suddenly become solid due to the beast's whims.
"Not... going to be... the mother, fucking, heroine..." she hissed, reaching for her gunblade. Her hand refused to grasp, however, and she hadn't been able to feel that her weapon had dropped with the sting. Black and white spots flashed even as she closed her eyes, unable to keep them open any longer. The poison traveled quickly, completely stunning whatever it came into contact with.

It smelled the very essence of her life, the taste of her heartbeat, the timing of her breath. Yes, indeed there was something powerful lurking inside of her, beating out of time with her pulse, but--she was not a Sparda. She had no connection. And yet... she was scented with him. Not directly, no. Similarly. Different bloodline, but something... similar.
Perhaps she was seasoned with a Sparda child? It pressed its wretched body even closer to her, digging its claws deep into the muscles of her shoulders again, ignoring the disappearing struggles, the weak cry--all but the wide streams of fresh blood. A taste, merely a taste. No, she did not carry the seed of Sparda. Scented, and perfectly capable, but not claimed.
But perhaps... just perhaps... If it brought a fertile human woman to its master, scented with Sparda... it would be very well rewarded. Yes, yes indeed.
She fought valiantly, considering, but she was no match its poison. It took a little more blood and some force against her windpipe, but that was easy.

The boys had noticed something was up almost right away. Rodger had passed into the next room, then felt some odd sort of heat directly behind him. It wasn't the heat another body would afford; it was more like an oven had suddenly been opened directly behind him for a split second. He turned--nearly dropping Ivory. "Uh, John..."
The half-demon turned back, noting the strong tone of worry. His reaction didn't help that any--all he could do was blink. Walls didn't seal unless there was something else contained within the room...
"No, dammit." The brunette growled in far too calm a manner to express the dangerous current underneath. He knew something had gone terribly wrong...
"Stand back." John suggested, barely waiting for his comrade to step out of the way before he slashed the wall open again. The flesh of the wall split with a sickening, fabric-like tearing sound. Sword still drawn, he dashed forward--
Nothing. Literally, gut-wrenchingly, nothing. Not a sign, not a showing. She was simply, not, there.