Descendants of the Mundane and the general overall concept of Descendants of the Mundane is entirely copyright Orin Drake 2003, as are the characters Kyrie (Almasy Leonhart Kinneas), Rodger Kinneas, and John Sparda. Obviously everyone else has been taken from various Final Fantasy games and Devil May Cry, and other people own those. But you ought to know that by now, right?
Background: It was a stupid idea I came up with while playing Devil May Cry. I mean, come on. Daughter of Squall meets son of Dante. It sounded so rediculously funny that I just had to. So I did. In the beginning, this wasn't meant to be serious, or even to actually exist in Kyrie's universe at all. It was just too weird not to play with, y'know? But it grew on me. Damn you, Ky. I guess it's set more or less a couple of years after the end of Retribution Nor Redemption. Enjoy, I hope. Do not read, however, if you've got a really narrow view of relationships or sexuality (keep the other two stories in mind, in other words--Kyrie and Rodger have been together for a long time and they're very secure in one another). You might get warped. Heh heh.
Also Note: In the interest of... well, myself, really, this is written under the theory that "demon" is a term that incorporates all hellspawn--"devil" is used specifically for a humanoid, intelligent, "higher demon". So all devils are demons, but demons are not devils. Just in case there's any confusion.
Be warned! This chapter contains a few more kinda gross things. You should know the drill by now.



Descendants of the Mundane
Chapter 8
by Orin Drake

Rodger almost stumbled at the sight. The room was absolutely, completely empty. The same room that they had only just left--and without Kyrie.
John's blue eyes suddenly seemed to take on a hint of red as they narrowed. The scent was unmistakable--a shadow minion. Personal right-hand creatures of devils themselves. He was certain that someone had sent it to grab one of them. She just happened to have been the last one in line, determined by luck and circumstance... "We have to keep going." He assured quietly.
The brunette was uncertain if it was rage or a general numbness that was encompassing him, burning like fire in his gut and over his skin. He was unable to respond at that point.
"I have a good feeling we'll catch up with her." The half-devil continued, a little stronger. He was pretty certain that she wasn't dead, but it was more or less guaranteed that she was physically attacked. The fleshy surfaces of Hell had a way of soaking up any spilled blood, so there was no proof... but the idea lingered in the room like a scent. If he could simply follow that scent... "This way." It would take everything not to rush; the worst thing they could do was to become distracted.

While distraction was an enemy, Rodger found himself unable to think of much else. From room to room, he would follow John's lead, allowing the other boy to shoot whatever lay in the shadows for the most part. This was half necessity--there was no way Rodger was able to fire off rapid shots yet. The other half was that godawful distraction, again. Only when faced with true life or death was he able to snap out of that one.
A truly countless number of rooms seemed to roll by like countryside from a train, almost disconnected and feeling unreal. He was literally in the stinking pit of Hell, seeking his wife. It reminded him of a hundred myths, none of which he'd have been able to pick out in a logical sense. Myth had more than power.
John was more careful than usual. He saw the slightly glazed look in the other boy's eyes, wandering blindly save for the absolute need to defend himself. He marked it, recognized it, and remembered it. "I can't express how sorry I am." He suddenly admitted over his shoulder, moving into another chamber.
Rodger shook his head, grateful but dismissing. "It's not your fault we're here."
Hmph. "Well, actually--"
"You tried to leave peacefully." The brunette interrupted with a touch of humor--not at all reflecting how tight his stomach was. "Wrong place at the wrong time. That seems to sum us up pretty well."
What an interesting way to put it. With one last sensory sweep of the chamber, and assuring himself there was only one open doorway, the half-devil pointed toward a flat, wide-open patch of floor. "I'd prefer we had furniture. But we don't. And we need to rest for a little while so we don't wear out." It wasn't so much for himself... but he could use a moment's break from hunting. It got to be so awfully draining.
Rodger stared at the indicated spot, taking a moment to let the concept sink in. He really could argue the point--he was tired in so many ways. Nodding, he sat, just sort of letting his legs go limp underneath him. Immediately the rank smell of Hell assaulted him, his nostrils closer to the floor. Even that, however, didn't really phase him.
John had been watching, closely. Every motion, every twitch of muscle, every irregular heartbeat and spike in temperature. It was all so very... interesting. Sitting as well, he struck up conversation. "Aren't you... I mean... Aren't you worried about her?"
The other boy laughed naturally--but his eyes didn't quite show it. "I'm scared shitless." He admitted, almost in a joking manner. "I've got no idea where she is, or what's happening to her, and I am scared, shitless."
It's not that the silver haired boy was in doubt of that fact. It was just... surprising, the way the emotions were handled. "You don't show it."
"Well, that's one of her tricks that I must have picked up." The brunette shook his head, feeling almost ashamed that he should be able to hide his fear so well. "She was damn good at it. All that she's been through..." He sighed, turning his attention back to the living walls around them. "I barely believe she's still sane."
He felt kind of weird about asking, but... it was the perfect opportunity. And he really wanted to know. Especially considering all of the stuff he'd already been privy to. "What did happen to her?"
Rodger continued looking at the wall for a moment, then took a steady breath. "Well, let's see. She saw her dad fall to his death, his body crushed between gears in a giant machine. The aftermath of her father tortured to death--then later saw them both tortured from the eyes of the bastard who did it..." And still sometimes she woke up with those images, panting, shivering, clutching at the sheets, insisting she was okay...
John swallowed; the other boy's voice was getting heavier with his anger, fist clenching little by little into a white-knuckled mass. Still, he didn't interrupt. He'd asked, dammit. This kind of energy traveled a long way in Hell... but it really only helped to hide them.
The brunette continued, unaware of the concern being thrown his direction. "The same bastard who probably would have raped her had she not been so damn good at aggravating him. About four years later, after everything had settled, Sephiroth came back. He took over her mind. He and Jenova... they almost destroyed her..."
The silver-tressed boy tilted his head to the side, not recognizing either name from his dealings with monsters and demons. He'd damn well commit them to memory, though. He might need to know them some day.
His jaw suddenly wrought with pain from gritting his teeth, Rodger finally realized how incredibly tense he'd gotten. Casting a glance in John's direction, he also noted how much worry shone through on the other boy's face. It was understandable--he closed his eyes and tried desperately to relax a little bit. When he spoke again, it was in a normal, conversational tone. Flat, but normal. "I'm not even sure that I know everything. She's still pretty good at hiding certain things."
"You were with her all this time?" John attempted quietly.
"Yeah." He sighed, stretching out his aching muscles and trying to be as nonchalant about the details as possible. "I found Seifer's body. I was there when Squall died. So was Vincent, and Cloud." Rubbing his eyes gently, he successfully held the anger at bay. "We were all there when Sephiroth and Jenova were trying to destroy her mind, too. That was... really hard to take. At least we could help fight before, but... there was nothing we could do for her when it was all in her head. She did it, though. And I asked her to marry me. Vincent had been bugging us about living in sin for years."
Now that was surprising. "Vincent?" he blurted, unable to picture the same man being... conservative, to put it lightly.
The question actually made Rodger feel a little more at ease. He smiled and took in John's puzzled expression. "Well, it had been a joke. But I got the feeling he was trying to give me an excuse, if I needed it." He looked back to that disgusting, pulsating wall. "She's... unique."
That statement actually caused a full chuckle on the half-devil's part. "I've been made aware of that."
At least the brunette could fully admit that he was feeling better. The fact remained, though... "Is there a Heaven, do you think?"
"No guarantees." John responded flatly. He hoped there was, if only so his father's soul could rest somewhere without... disappearing. That thought, more than any other, was just too frightening. Didn't devils deserve rest, too? "She'll be okay."
"You believe that?"
"Yeah." He paused a moment, running his fingers over the hilt of his father's sword. "I don't even think the King of Hell would get her to take shit from him."
Rodger laughed quietly, a low and almost deviously playful tone to the sound. "Good point."

Like the lapping of water against the shore, there was a sobbing all around her. Not consciousness, not awareness--just dark, sad. All was nothing, and nothing filled all dimension.
There was nothing familiar about it--and yet it was familiar, with a twist. There was warmth; but there was also cold. A freezing that bit deeply into flesh that didn't feel like it really existed. No memory, and no other measurements by which to interpret the experience. All was that darkness, that somber nothing.
Until...
"Wake."
"Wake."
"Wake"
Like a pulse, the word beat.
"Wake." It echoed steadily.
"Wake." And every time it echoed, she felt a little more of her body.
"Wake." It was formless, voiceless, but there just the same.
"Wake." Spoken to her specifically.
"Wake." She jerked, feeling something give way though she had no idea what it might have been.
"Wake up!" echoed off of more than her mind. It echoed off of the walls. That last one had been a real voice. Real and loud enough to have startled her completely awake--and with waking came falling. Whatever had been holding her up had suddenly let go, sending her plummeting six or so feet to a floor. Luckily (though disturbingly), the floor happened to be the usual soft, fleshy building blocks of Hell. She didn't exactly land without a bruise, but she didn't break anything, either.
Taking a deep breath, she began coughing. The far too familiar and gut churning scent of the place was thick in the air. That part, sadly, had not been a dream. Stumbling and trying to catch her breath without choking, she steadied herself enough to look around. This room... was surprisingly even more grotesque than she'd already encountered. It was like those utterly horrific "virtual journey into the body" trips to the natural history museum in grade school. Only this was much, much worse. While her memory held that the previous rooms had been "fleshy", for lack of a better word, this one was... composed of membranes. Very thin, skin-like sheets hung around her, blocking little light from the pulsating walls themselves. Add to that, the walls each had what looked like thick, stout tentacles flailing along them in slow motion. Hell was either a great big aquarium, or a huge colon. Neither of those thoughts were as funny as they were supposed to be.
She shivered violently, wanting a shower a hell of a lot more than she possibly ever had. Memory came back in waves, and her hand instinctually went to her shoulder to assess the damage. Good thing: she hadn't been unconscious long--the shredded wounds were barely healed over at the skin level. Bad thing: she had no other information at all. About anything. Goddammit.
Looking up, she tried to judge what she'd fallen from. It was too dark to make out all that many details, but she clearly saw something squirming above her head. Making a decidedly intelligent decision, she immediately moved out of reach. The cluster of things directly above her were of similar nature to the sort that covered the walls and most of the ceiling--only the tentacles right above were longer, thinner, and covered in spines.
A realization dawned as she slowly got used to the disgusting air, trying to keep far enough away from all reaching "limbs". That place of nothingness where she'd awoken from, of darkness... was it an illusion? Taking a quick glimpse at her arms, she saw what looked to be tiny pinpricks, some of which seemed to be seeping out something clear. Suddenly the idea that the spines may have injected some form of drug into her system rose in her head, giving her another shiver. Maybe it was that, maybe it was a combination of things she didn't understand--she knew she needed out of there and fast.
That voice, though... there was clearly not another soul in the room. So to speak. Or that she could identify, anyway. While she was partially relieved to know that hadn't been Sephiroth's voice... she was more than unnerved to understand that it had been a voice she hadn't recognized. It sounded very much like John's, actually--but the inflection was different. Maybe it was accented, or... well, or something. Thinking it through here and now didn't seem the smartest option, though.
"Fuck this." She commented to herself, pulling Eleison. Maybe she didn't have a hell of a lot of bullets, but the blade would get her by just fine. She could slice the walls open for as long as she had to. The trick was not getting into anymore trouble before she could find someone familiar.

In a matter of moments, John noted that the scent he had been following had changed. What that meant, he had no idea. It's not as if the scent disappeared or mutated entirely; it just changed. Though, seeing as how they were battling their way through the third room full of gory dog-like creatures since they'd started off again, it was no time to analyze "minor" details.
The boys stood firmly back to back, each one leaning back as the other fired to absorb the recoil, allowing Rodger to shoot more quickly. Every six shots, they switched--John used his charmed touch to reload them with his father's spell, handing a full gun back.
Even then, with the defenses and the attacks... the sons of bitches weren't falling fast enough. Sure each one only took one bullet (a couple of the others took two, but never more), but there were so damn many of them. They came in like a flood, the tide ebbing closer little by little regardless of the demon blood that splattered those still moving.
Making matters worse, Rodger's right arm was painfully tired. He braced with the left, but even that was starting to go downhill. Pain had started to shoot through his wrists with every squeeze of the trigger.
We can do this. John thought frantically to himself, even as another wave of the disgruntled creatures seemed to emerge from nowhere. He knew these beats had some sick way of "procreating" when excited if you didn't kill them fast enough--only their idea of "procreation" was rather like an ameba separating. Not pleasant to watch, let alone think about.
"Too close." The brunette panted quietly, trying hard to ignore the bolt of agony that had begun to spike up his entire arm with every recoil. He just wasn't strong enough for that kind of pistol, the dogs were getting closer to him by the minute...
The half-devil kept himself quiet; otherwise, he'd have agreed. He'd just about gotten his foot chewed off only seconds before, and that wouldn't have been a lot of fun to reattach in Hell. Even as he swapped hands for an instant to wipe the sweat from his palm, he knew they were in trouble. These little puppies had been sent to tear them to shreds.

The supposed fact that she had been going in one solid direction became questionable. She thought she had been, and she'd certainly planned it that way, but... out of curiosity, she'd taken a peek over her shoulder, back to one of the walls she'd sliced through. It wasn't that she'd elected to cut through a wall rather than to use an already open doorway just a few feet from it that was so odd--it was that the slice she'd previously made seemed to have shifted a little. She couldn't prove it, no...
At least, not at first. Overcome with curiosity, she walked in the straightest line possible to the other side of the next chamber, then looked back. Perfect alignment by her eye, considering the room was more or less a dome. She turned, cut, steeped through and looked back.
With a swallow, she began doubting the consistency of the place. The slice that had been right across from her... had shifted, two yards to the right of where it had been when last she looked.
"Definitely more of a giant colon." She murmured to herself, pulling Eleison back to rip open another wall--then paused. Some definite instinct overpowered her decision, somehow completely convincing her in that very second that the hole she was about to cut would be detrimental. Normally, this sort of decision would be reflected upon, analyzed... though, given the circumstances, it appeared then was not the time to do such things. A clear sense of urgency cut through even the instinctual knowledge of what not to do.
A flash, like a thought picked out of air from someone else. She took three quick sidesteps, then slashed the wall with a quick ferocity that would have left enough room for four people to dart through. And Hyne was she glad she'd done so. The loving hellos would have to wait--the boys were in a little bit of trouble, by the look of things.
No need to think, really. Instinct had been her friend for as long as she could remember, and even in Hell she let it reign over her. Radiating Fire through her blade, she held on, powered up for as long as her muscles could stand the heat--then dashed into the fray with a leap and a spinning slash, releasing the built up energy from the materia in a wide scythe-like pattern.
Even at their distance, Rodger and John felt the added heat in the room. Instinct drove him--the brunette pulled them both down to the floor just in time to avoid the wave of destruction.
Almost all of the little self-replicating shits were dead--almost. Kyrie checked to see if she had it in her, then understood that she didn't really give a damn. Hand out, palm up, she summoned a good-sized jolt of Ultima. A shockwave of energy surged out, leaving her unharmed. The demons were not so lucky. Those closest to the surge simply exploded; the others quite frankly fried to death.
She turned slowly, making absolutely certain that there were no more creatures in the room. Panting, legs wobbling, covered in exploded bits of something that was too thick and too green to be simply blood, she announced as calmly as if she were stating a dinner special in a restaurant, "That is not natural."
Strong arms grasped her from behind--in a fierce, all-encompassing hug. Rodger was so far beyond words that he didn't even try to express how glad he was to see her vocally. The hug was enough. Holding her was everything. He wasn't certain he'd ever see her again... but damn did she make an entrance. Didn't keep him waiting, and made sure he knew she was there. That was his girl.
John smiled, approaching from the side, also completely beyond words. He knew what could have happened to her, what she may have already been through... but apparently that much didn't matter. His eyes were so bright, looking as though he wanted to join in on the warm fuzzies, himself.
Kyrie put an arm across Rodgers', returning his hug as best she could while being faced away from him. The other, though, she extended to the "new recruit", pulling him in. Hey, what the hell. Group hug! Squishy touchy feely free for all! Literally--she cringed with the audible squish of demon-dog guts as three bodes met. Just... ewe. Glad to be there, but... ewe.
"That's really disgusting." Rodger commented, trying to keep his voice level.
"The Hugged" grinned, using the arm that had been crossed over her husbands' to pull him in closer, instead. Hey, there was room. My boys. She let her mind loose for a moment. Damned if she was going to let a little hellspawn get her down. "And how is everyone?"
"Better." Her husband whispered, meaning it.
"Hungry." John responded. One look at the walls sort of erased that thought, though...

The three of them were sure to transfer to a new room, first. They were just a touch silently uneasy about staying in a chamber with a bunch of slimy bodies slowly disappearing. "Certified safe" (John had said as much) in the chamber that Kyrie had entered through, they paused for a little rest. And, better, to figure out what the hell was going on. Not a pun in sight.
They sat in silence for several moments, formed in a close triangle. It was Rodger that at last broke the silence, eager to know. "So. What happened?"
She shook her head, unsure exactly. "I was attacked by..."
"A shadow minion." The half-devil finished very quietly.
"Hm." She commented. The term sounded appropriate, from what she remembered. "I'm not sure what happened. There was a lot of pain, then I lost consciousness. Sound familiar?" she tried to have the best sense of humor about it that she could.
So much so, that the brunette made an effort to smile--ignoring the sudden but quickly dissipating urge to vomit. "Then?"
Her gaze shifted to a point of nothingness near the floor as she thought it over. "Then... I fell." She paused, the words not entirely making sense to her, either. "I was... held somewhere... a really disturbing somewhere... then I woke up and fell..." Her gaze transferred to John, hoping he could help her out a little.
He looked back with a bit of sincere surprise. "I-it sounds like the Sleep Chamber." He offered, only when he realized they were both waiting for him to fill them in. "That's what my father called it. Where some of the physical bodies are kept in Hell. But... they're always in a deep sleep. He tried to wake some of them up, but they didn't respond."
Interesting, to say the least. "Well... someone told me to wake up." It sounded stupid even as she said it, but... it was true.
A long pause came from the silver tressed boy. "Someone told you... to wake up?"
She couldn't help but grin at his absolute seriousness. "Yes. Distinctly. Maybe telepathically at first, but... I know that last time echoed off the walls."
Rodger's eyes narrowed, their color darkening dramatically. "Was it..?"
"No." She responded dully, certain. "Don't get me wrong, it's been a while, but... I sure as hell remember what Sephiroth sounded like."
"The demon?" John spoke up, making sure.
"Yeah." She assured. "More or less, anyway."
"Close enough." The brunette added, almost under his breath.
The subject change was an easy one for her. "But... John, are you telepathic?"
"Not... that I know of." He admitted carefully, trying to establish any previous telepathic experiences. He'd never had any. At least, not to his knowledge. In fact, his complete lack of foresight into the mind of anyone had rather put him in difficult situations regularly. "Why?"
She shook her head, dismissing her own concerns for the moment. "The voice just... sort of sounded like yours. But I wasn't entirely 'aware' at the time, so maybe I'm just imagining things now." The shaking of her head, however, was making her dizzy. The loss of energy from healing, general stress and of course using Materia was seriously catching up with her.
And that had become all too apparent to the other two. The girl seriously needed some natural sleep. John chided himself for not even bothering to see if the demon dogs had left behind any of their energy crystals. He wasn't sure about humans, but he knew he could use them to restore his own power. If they had been dropped, they were certainly reabsorbed into the walls by then.
"Tired, Ky?" Rodger prodded, knowing the answer but trying to get her to admit it. It was just easier that way, rather than trying to convince her she should sleep.
Regardless, she gave him a mild glare. She knew better, though. "I'm afraid I am."
John got the gist. "You two can afford a couple of hours, easy."
"What about you?" she tossed the subject back in his direction.
The half-devil shrugged. "I can do with a nap every once in a while. But I'm good for now."
She sighed at the seeming unfairness of the situation... but truth be told, she was getting too tired to care. It had gained momentum, moving from purely mental to physical as well. Damn. She really shouldn't have given so much to that Ultima blast. "Alright." She agreed. "But you're taking that nap later. If we have to wear you out first."
Oh how glad he was that they were traveling together again.