Descendants of the Mundane and the general overall concept of Descendants of the Mundane is entirely copyright Orin Drake 2003-2004, as are the characters Kyrie (Almasy Leonhart Kinneas), Rodger Kinneas, and John Sparda. Obviously everyone else has been taken from various Final Fantasy games and Devil May Cry, and other people own those. But you ought to know that by now, right?
Background: It was a stupid idea I came up with while playing Devil May Cry. I mean, come on. Daughter of Squall meets son of Dante. It sounded so rediculously funny that I just had to. So I did. In the beginning, this wasn't meant to be serious, or even to actually exist in Kyrie's universe at all. It was just too weird not to play with, y'know? But it grew on me. Damn you, Ky. I guess it's set more or less a couple of years after the end of Retribution Nor Redemption. Enjoy, I hope. Do not read, however, if you've got a really narrow view of relationships or sexuality (keep the other two stories in mind, in other words--Kyrie and Rodger have been together for a long time and they're very secure in one another). You might get warped. Heh heh.
Also Note: In the interest of... well, myself, really, this is written under the theory that "demon" is a term that incorporates all hellspawn--"devil" is used specifically for a humanoid, intelligent, "higher demon". So all devils are demons, but demons are not devils. Just in case there's any confusion.



Descendants of the Mundane
Chapter 13
by Orin Drake

Time moved differently when one moved through dimensions. To the rest of the world, they'd been gone for a whole week. No wonder everyone worried.
Regardless, when Rodger had initially stumbled through the gateway, he didn't make immediate moves to call for anyone. Or to travel. Laying Kyrie down in the sandy soil, it certainly looked like they were somewhere in Esthar. Chances were, soldiers would find them soon. Hopefully of the friendly variety.
Even as she woke up at twilight, they stayed. No need to voice their desire to wait, they just laughed about pretending to be camping. Conversations about the creepy shit in Hell was the majority of the talk... before discussions of food. And even into the night... they just didn't want to leave.
Finally, right before dawn, it was Vincent who managed to find them with a single military vehicle and a couple of familiar guards from the Presidential Estate. Surprise, surprise. Maybe he'd just known where to look. He hadn't needed much of an explanation, and he didn't ask for one; he only took them to the train station with the promise that everyone would be informed that they were safe. They wouldn't need to seek the outside world until they were ready. It just... seemed the step to take after merely looking at them, really.
They went home in silence. The kind of silence one found themselves comfortable in when they'd been around each other for a long time. But even then... the walk from the station and back to the house in the dark seemed... less than whole.
It wasn't that they weren't complete without him, in themselves... but that didn't really stop the feeling of incompleteness with him left behind. Oblivion, that's what it was. And it... was not so pleasant. Unfinished business... and a friend they had no idea if they'd ever see again. In one respect, sleep came easily... but in another, it just wasn't soon enough.

Adjusting to the odd idea of day and night was somehow a little harder than it seemed it should be. That might have been because they'd slept well into the afternoon for several days, but... even then.
At least they were nestled together, safe and sound, rotting their brains out with television in the living room for the third night in a row. The couch felt extra glorious after all of... "that"... But just as they were settling in to another somewhat decent sitcom, the distinct sound of the doorbell jarred them out of their pleasant entertainment coma.
Rodger looked over at the door quizzically. "Expecting anyone?"
She shook her head. "Vincent isn't supposed to get here until tonight. And no one else was invited." She grinned slightly, getting off the couch and walking over. "Maybe it's pizza even before we called. Wouldn't that be nice?" She joked, looking through the tiny window.
Her breath stopped. Even her heart seemed to have waited out the pause. Certainly her brain had ceased functioning properly. Not quite believing, she switched the locks. With a slow, tense motion, she turned the knob and pulled it toward her... then leapt on top of the visitor.
Wordlessly, John returned the hug. "Hey, babe." He whispered, grinning.
Rodger appeared behind her, looking quite happy about the whole thing. Regardless, his greeting consisted of, "What the hell took you so long?"

He seemed kind of... different. Not in a bad way, and not like a whole other person or anything. But... different. It wasn't in a way that actually came through his motions, his laughter, his eyes... but it was there, just the same. They'd gathered around him at the kitchen table as though he were a sage and storyteller, eager to get the details.
In all honesty, he had very little to say. It wasn't because nothing had happened, of course... but it didn't seem the sort of conversation to have at the moment. He described the Chamber of Souls, gave them the gist of what happened... and that's all that was needed. Moments later, pizza was called for. They'd all earned a damn good meal.
As they waited, Kyrie started the more probing questions. "How the fuck did you get out?"
"I... I don't know." He answered honestly, sitting back and relaxing. "One minute, I was falling... and the next, I was in the middle of 'Esthar'," he pronounced the word to the best of his ability, "With a seriously full bladder and a bunch of bruises."
Rodger laughed quietly. "And how'd you find your way here?"
"Pure stupid luck." John admitted. "I just kept walking until I saw a town. Resren, I think it was."
Kyrie nodded. "You mean a gas station and a grocery store, not a town."
"Yeah." He agreed, grinning. "The owner of the store pointed me toward the station. Said there wasn't a bus until the end of the week, so I walked until I found a damn train."
She smirked. "You must still be tired." Good thing replenishing food was on the way.

There was a comforting sort of regularity in the evening at last. Pizza, cola, nudges and jokes... It was good. Really, very, good. But, frankly, the three of them were exhausted--John from having come a damn far ways, and the spouses for having felt like, in a sense, they'd lived through the same thing.
Kyrie glanced at the clock, noting that it was plenty late enough to go to bed... but wondering, for a moment, just where the hell Vincent had gotten to. Probably just found an excuse to stay at work to keep an eye on some dull thing or another. She found herself yawning even before she was aware she was tired enough to do so.
"Me, too." Rodger commented, stifling an answering yawn for as long as he could.
There was a look of mild curiosity in the bright blue eyes on the other side of the table. He actually felt a little... satisfied, in his own way. Smiling brilliantly at his silent onlookers, he merely leaned back, hands behind his head, and felt the sweet relief of... being. Somehow that seemed very important.
"You're not thinking of taking off on us again anytime soon, are ya?" Kyrie did her absolute best not to sound like she were concerned. Or desperate.
"You're not getting rid of me that easily." He let loose that all too apparent charm. "Unless you would rather have your space, in which case--"
"We have an extra room." She interrupted.
Rodger looked too pleased about that one to really question whether or not he was in on this decision. And why the hell not--one more person to entertain Kyrie wasn't a bad idea.
"Well then." The devil-hunter hardly wanted to wait to hit an actual mattress again. "Shall we?"
It was... a good feeling, she acknowledged with an amused smile. "Actually... I was sort of thinking I'd stay here for a few minutes before I join... well, one of you."
Rodger grinned. Yeah, he understood... every once in a while, she just needed a few moments to herself. He equated it to a certain kind of reflection. Pushing his chair back, he stood and walked over to hug her good-night. "Just be up soon, alright?"
"I'm too tired to stay up all night." She assured, returning the affection.
"'Night, Ky. I love you." He whispered.
"I love you too." She responded, sealing the words with a kiss. After catching his joking tumbs-up just as he disappeared to the stairs, she turned to the grinning "other" across the table.
"And where should I sleep?" he ventured.
"Anywhere but my spot." She responded without a pause.
He shook his head, glad to be back. "Well, the possibilities are almost endless, then." In a quick motion, he darted up from the chair and then behind her, feeling exceptionally playful in his tired state. Hey, he wanted a hug before bed, too.
She was glad to return it, in fact. Even sneaking a... somewhat chaste kiss. Hey, he'd earned it. "Good night, John."
"'Night, Kyrie." He released her, walking toward the doorway... and paused there, wondering... But it wasn't like that. And they all knew it. There were no hopelessly romantic things about it, nothing to be taken any deeper than it was actually meant. "Love you."
"Love you too." She returned. After the last footstep disappeared from the top of the steps, she leaned back and stared blankly at the wall. Hm. A hell of a lot had happened in the past couple of weeks. And nothing... too dramatically had changed... had it?
A sound startled her out of her pondering--a rather strange one. Quiet, but... knocking? At the door? Not quite of the sort that would draw a lot of attention, normally. How very... odd. With quiet steps, she made her way over, taking note of the number of weapons on the wall behind her, then quickly peeking through the window at the door.
Ah. Of course. It could be no other, really... Taking care to be very quiet, she turned the locks and carefully pulled the door open. "Vincent." She wasn't sure why she was surprised, exactly; he'd been invited, after all. For some reason, though, it just seemed like tonight of all nights, he may not have come.
He stepped inside with a nod, as if everything were supposed to be professional. When the door was closed and locked behind him, he waited to be "escorted" to the kitchen before he began a conversation. "I heard that a 'strange kid with white hair and creepy eyes' boarded a train to Trabia tonight. I get those kinds of annoying reports, you know."
She couldn't hold back the appreciative grin springing to her face at his comment. "I don't suppose you'd have anything to do with rearranging the train schedule."
His bluff was perfect. "What do you mean?"
She wasted no time in revealing what she'd come to realize. "He shouldn't have made it here for another couple of hours due to train repairs. Don't think I don't pay attention to your agitated ramblings once in a while."
He chose to avoid the subject altogether. "And where are your playthings?" he asked with the dullest hint of humor.
"Upstairs." She responded, a mild grin on her face. "It's a brooding mood, tonight. I think they both know to stay clear."
He nodded, understanding completely. "Mind if I join you for a moment, then?"
"No." She simplified, bringing a half bottle of Quistis' favorite spiced rum out of the fridge and a shot glass from the cabinet, placing them both at her place at the table. "I imagine you've won prizes for brooding."
He smirked, then turned his attention to the bottle. It was just a thought, spoken for the sake of understanding it for himself. "I haven't had a drink in... well, centuries, I suppose."
She really couldn't admit to being surprised. "Care to take a swing, then?" she offered half seriously
To her surprise, he looked to be honestly weighing the possibilities. It took several seconds to happen, but at last he pulled the chair next to hers from the table and sat, looking ready for just about anything.
She shrugged wordlessly, getting another shot glass. Placing it in front of him, she sat and poured him a nicely sized drink. Not quite a "full" shot, but close enough.
He looked at the amber liquid quizzically, as if pondering his choice again. "The last time I drank... I really needed it." Was all he offered, taking the glass delicately in his flesh hand to inspect in the dim light.
She had a pretty good idea to what he was referring. How, exactly, was a mystery--but things like that often happened between the two of them. She remembered, almost too clearly, the vision of a younger, naked and recently transformed Turk assassin, tied to a bed, through the eyes of a psychopath... "I bet." Herself, she wasn't one to do shots unless it was "competitive", like with her aunt. Even then she'd never go that far, knowing Quisty had limitless potential that her meager niece could never live up to. Shot glass or no, she took small swallows and let the dichotomy of the cold liquid and the burning alcohol wash all the way down.
The former Turk grinned at her behavior, recognizing his own youthful indulgences--but she didn't need to know that. On some level, he was pretty certain that she already did. Taking a chance, he took the full shot--almost recoiling with the sting. It had been a long time. He realized very quickly that the taste honestly sucked.
Kyrie was clearly amused by the look on his face. It certainly had been a long time. She had assumed that would be that, but he thumped the glass down right in front of her with no indications that he was through just yet. Interesting... she obeyed the silent request by pouring another.
Alright, a full shot was too much. Maybe he'd cut it into two and that way he'd be less likely to taste it. Trying his method, he found that it was actually worse that way--he was still presented with a half full shot glass, promising just as much burning and bad taste as he'd just swallowed. Hence the very design of the shot glass, he supposed. He thoughtfully placed the half shot back on the table for a moment, preparing himself. The burn was already moving through him--as was the effect of the alcohol. A pleasant buzz, but the promise of so much more... he downed the rest of the shot quickly, returning the empty glass in front of "the barkeep" once more.
She gave it pause, this time. Hoping terribly that she wasn't just creating an alcoholic, she poured once more for him, then filled her own almost empty glass.
"Outsider." He said aloud, holding his glass between his outstretched fingers like a gazing ball, merely staring at it.
That hadn't seemed like... well, like anything. Her eyes narrowed, waiting for a better explanation. He wasn't drunk enough to be hurling poor insults.
"My old rifle." He admitted quietly. "Is called Outsider."
"It fits." She grinned softly.
He nodded, but left no more comment. This time, he was slow. It proved better to be forced to taste the shit--it'd remind you what you were really doing to your own body.
Her request was absolutely out of the blue, softly spoken but explosive. "Don't leave."
He took a last slow swallow of his drink, then carefully placed the glass off to the side as though she hadn't said anything. Only then did he react, meeting her eyes with a completely serious sincerity. His voice was quiet, rather than accusatory. "Why do you assume I would?"
She smiled at that ever so slightly, diverting her eyes for a moment. "Just thought I'd make sure." There had been a worry. A very deep, very real worry there. It was completely unrealistic to think that he'd have left no matter how many people were living in the house, regardless of the fact Cloud was still around, but... she knew sometimes that unrealistic fears had very real bases. He was one to run away, once. She knew that. "Once" did not mean "still", but...
He pulled away, leaning against the back of the chair with his arms crossed. It was a thoughtful sort of position; one that he held to silently until she made eye contact again. "The nightmares rarely come, anymore."
It was her turn to wait in silence for a short time, taking that information in. That was good, very good--and meaningful on a whole other level, perhaps.
"And I think..." he continued, just as thoughtfully, "That if I were to leave, that much would no longer be the case."
"So insomnia keeps you here?" she teased.
He smiled at that, just buzzed enough not to give a fuck what emotions surfaced. "Yes. And that is all."
Yeah, it'd been a joke. But she gave him a Squall-esque look of death anyway.
Vincent chuckled softly, taking the glass in his hand again, but not drawing it to his lips. "You've been through a lot, you know."
What a fucking understatement. "Yes, I am aware."
"And you keep coming back." He let the smile through again, albeit a bit more devious this time.
She watched that smile like a hungry predator over wounded prey. She never would have believed it, but there was... something to it. Honestly and truly, he was... he was giving her a signal "Did I wear you down, old man?"
"No." He denied, watching her hopeful look perish with a well drawn out pause. "The liquor did."


Sorry, kids. The rest is up to your imagination. Though I am fully tempted to offer a "choose your own adventure" sort of scene after this. Just so there is no one ending. It seems appropriate.
I thank you all, fully and whole-heartedly, for sticking with me to actually finish this thing... I've gotten a hell of a lot of great support, and I can only hope to keep you interested in the future. Is this the end of Kyrie? I don't know. But somehow... I kinda doubt it.