Disclaimer: I only own Elektra and Evelyn Simmons, the rest of these
characters are the creations of JK Rowling
A/N: I'm really sorry about how long it has been taking me to update and I want to send a special thanks to Queen of the Confused, who gives reviews for all of my chapters. Sorry that I deleted it for like...a half hour, losing all of your first reviews, but, at least now there are spaces so that it's easier to read.
Harry had just torn from his room, which Hermione had shooed him from. He thought it unfair for her to scold him because he knew had she not been Ron's new girlfriend she would have yelled at the two of them, but this time, he had been alone. 'Man I really need to get a girlfriend' he thought, just as he entered the common room, only to find Evelyn reading on one of the couches closest to the fire place.
He snuck up behind the one of the couch arms in attempt to startle her, but he soon realized that she had sat up and was watching him intently, a bemused look about her face.
"What are you doing?" Evelyn finally questioned.
"Oh...nothing. Hermione just kicked my ass out of the dorm, so...you know...looking for something to do."
"Harry...no swearing." She shot him a death glare.
"You get more like Hermione every day. Where's the 'please' I used to get? Huh? I miss that." Harry smirked.
"Well, after telling you a few hundred times I'm not about to be polite about the offensiveness of your profanity." Harry laughed at this. Although he loved that Evelyn was very polite and girly, he also liked the wit that she sometimes revealed to him.
"Well I apologize."
"Well...your apology is half accepted."
"What? How can you...What do you mean?"
"I mean, you're still going to have to make it up to me somehow." Evelyn stated with just a hint of insinuation in her tone. To her delight, Harry caught on.
"And how would you like me to repay you?"
"Hmm..." Evelyn put on a mock pensive expression that made Harry smile. "I'm not sure...What do you think is a fair compensation?"
"I'm...not to sure if...if you'd agree with my judgment."
"Well...if you just amplify this remuneration of which you speak by giving me an excessive amount, then I'm sure I wouldn't mind at all." Evelyn smirked
"Alright...but...I warn you...you're the one who agreed to this."
"Hey...no regrets."
So Harry slowly leaned over the couch are and gave Evelyn a soft, chaste kiss that was all too brief in both their minds.
"That's definitely not enough to compensate me." She told him, pulling him onto the couch with her. She started out kissing him slowly, but soon they were kissing harder and Evelyn finally allowed Harry's tongue to enter her mouth and meld with her own.
This was how Hermione had found them, kissing feverishly on the couch. Harry's hand was on Evelyn's neck and was gradually moving south.
"Harry!" Hermione shouted in attempt to get his attention. "Harry! You are welcome to go back upstairs now." Despite her effort, the two did not break apart. So Hermione repeated herself twice more and finally smacked him so that he would desist with his actions. "Harry, go-to-bed." She ordered him sternly. Harry let a small whimper escape his lips as he looked to Evelyn, who simply nodded.
"Oh alright." Harry groaned, but then whispered to Evelyn sweetly. "Good night." He then kissed her quickly one last time and turned to go upstairs.
"Good night..." Evelyn whispered back at him and he smiled and waved as he headed up to his dormitory.
"Evelyn...uh...we should talk." Hermione said finally.
Harry entered the room to find Ron standing in the middle of the room, staring at the door.
"Uh, Ron? What's wrong with you?" Harry inquired.
"Nothing at all. I was going to ask you something similar. You look rather happy, but I just heard Hermione yelling at you so something really good must have happened. Go on then, out with it."
"I look happy do I? Well I guess that could be because I just finished snogging Evelyn for a good few minutes..."
"What? Unbelievable. You haven't even told her you love her or anything have you? And I know Hermione for six years and she won't even let me kiss her until I reach the point of self combustion!"
"Really? So you're upset by this, I assume?"
"Oh no, she is totally worth it, don't get me wrong or anything...but you go and know this girl for about two months and you just randomly go out and have a snog with her and that's it. It just doesn't make sense to me."
"Well, Ron, you see, I know that you've never kissed a girl before, but I mean...I can't really explain this to you..." Harry said jokingly.
"Oh bugger off, Harry. At least my first kiss won't be with Lady Cries-a-lot Chang..." Ron snickered.
"Well at least mine wasn't with Miss Know-it-all Granger."
"I swear, Harry, call her that once more and you'll be seriously sorry." Ron had grabbed Harry by the shirt collar and his free hand was in a threatening fist.
"Whoa, Ron, settle down. I know you've always been protective of Hermione, but I was just getting back at you."
"Sorry about that Harry," Ron said, breathing heavily. "Just got a bit carried away there."
"So, then...what exactly are you saying?" Harry asked as he returned to sitting on his bed, as Ron did to his own.
"I'm saying, I don't understand the concept of snogging for fun...What you just did with Evelyn...well...it just doesn't seem to mean anything from my point of view."
"Of course it meant something. Now I know that she likes me and now I can ask her out. I mean I like her don't I...it's not as though I just picked some random girl."
"Well...I guess so."
"I don't think you'll ever fully understand...I mean, you're in a relationship already and you two haven't kissed yet and frankly, I think you and Hermione will be together for...well, forever."
"That sounds nice......but I do want to know one more thing about this whole situation."
"What's that?"
"How was she...Evelyn I mean."
"Ron! ...Well, I suppose I could tell you...Alright, she was good...a million times better than Cho, I'll give her that."
After Harry said this, Ron merely shrugged and crawled into bed. Harry quickly followed suit. A few minutes later, they both lay awake in bed.
"Harry?"
"Huh?"
"Why do you suppose Hermione broke you two up. I mean, it was clear you both wanted it right?"
"Well, yeah. But, you know Hermione. She probably doesn't want to see any compromising situations and there's probably a rule about that kind of thing."
"Yeah, I suppose." Ron mumbled his last words before drifting off to sleep.
"I can not believe you would do something like that!" Hermione had been scolding Evelyn for her and Harry's actions for a few minutes now and Evelyn was getting a bit tired. "In all my life I have never seen such a thing."
"Hermione! We were just kissing! It isn't that big of a deal!"
"Oh, yes it is. Evelyn, do you know how many rules there are against what you were doing."
"I dunno...one?"
"No, more than that...many more than that. Besides, that's not why I'm so upset. Of course, I really shouldn't be lecturing you, but I'll get to Harry tomorrow. So, I apologize for everything I have just yelled at you about...Good night."
"Wait! Hermione? If there are so many rules against kissing...well, haven't you been breaking rules by making out with Ron in his room. Just pointing out."
"I was doing no such thing! I was having a talk with Ron and that is all."
"But still...you two have kissed, right."
"No," Hermione said simply.
"What? But, haven't you two known each other for...well...a very long time?"
"Well, yes, so what. What difference does that make. We've really only been romantically involved for a day...Well, good night."
"Good night and could you please inform Elektra that I'll be up in a minute. She gets worried when I read too late into the night." Hermione just nodded as she proceeded up the stairs.
A/N: What will Hermione lecture Harry about? When will Ron and Hermione share their first kiss? ...I dunno...you'll have to wait until I write that in somewhere.
A/N: I'm really sorry about how long it has been taking me to update and I want to send a special thanks to Queen of the Confused, who gives reviews for all of my chapters. Sorry that I deleted it for like...a half hour, losing all of your first reviews, but, at least now there are spaces so that it's easier to read.
Harry had just torn from his room, which Hermione had shooed him from. He thought it unfair for her to scold him because he knew had she not been Ron's new girlfriend she would have yelled at the two of them, but this time, he had been alone. 'Man I really need to get a girlfriend' he thought, just as he entered the common room, only to find Evelyn reading on one of the couches closest to the fire place.
He snuck up behind the one of the couch arms in attempt to startle her, but he soon realized that she had sat up and was watching him intently, a bemused look about her face.
"What are you doing?" Evelyn finally questioned.
"Oh...nothing. Hermione just kicked my ass out of the dorm, so...you know...looking for something to do."
"Harry...no swearing." She shot him a death glare.
"You get more like Hermione every day. Where's the 'please' I used to get? Huh? I miss that." Harry smirked.
"Well, after telling you a few hundred times I'm not about to be polite about the offensiveness of your profanity." Harry laughed at this. Although he loved that Evelyn was very polite and girly, he also liked the wit that she sometimes revealed to him.
"Well I apologize."
"Well...your apology is half accepted."
"What? How can you...What do you mean?"
"I mean, you're still going to have to make it up to me somehow." Evelyn stated with just a hint of insinuation in her tone. To her delight, Harry caught on.
"And how would you like me to repay you?"
"Hmm..." Evelyn put on a mock pensive expression that made Harry smile. "I'm not sure...What do you think is a fair compensation?"
"I'm...not to sure if...if you'd agree with my judgment."
"Well...if you just amplify this remuneration of which you speak by giving me an excessive amount, then I'm sure I wouldn't mind at all." Evelyn smirked
"Alright...but...I warn you...you're the one who agreed to this."
"Hey...no regrets."
So Harry slowly leaned over the couch are and gave Evelyn a soft, chaste kiss that was all too brief in both their minds.
"That's definitely not enough to compensate me." She told him, pulling him onto the couch with her. She started out kissing him slowly, but soon they were kissing harder and Evelyn finally allowed Harry's tongue to enter her mouth and meld with her own.
This was how Hermione had found them, kissing feverishly on the couch. Harry's hand was on Evelyn's neck and was gradually moving south.
"Harry!" Hermione shouted in attempt to get his attention. "Harry! You are welcome to go back upstairs now." Despite her effort, the two did not break apart. So Hermione repeated herself twice more and finally smacked him so that he would desist with his actions. "Harry, go-to-bed." She ordered him sternly. Harry let a small whimper escape his lips as he looked to Evelyn, who simply nodded.
"Oh alright." Harry groaned, but then whispered to Evelyn sweetly. "Good night." He then kissed her quickly one last time and turned to go upstairs.
"Good night..." Evelyn whispered back at him and he smiled and waved as he headed up to his dormitory.
"Evelyn...uh...we should talk." Hermione said finally.
Harry entered the room to find Ron standing in the middle of the room, staring at the door.
"Uh, Ron? What's wrong with you?" Harry inquired.
"Nothing at all. I was going to ask you something similar. You look rather happy, but I just heard Hermione yelling at you so something really good must have happened. Go on then, out with it."
"I look happy do I? Well I guess that could be because I just finished snogging Evelyn for a good few minutes..."
"What? Unbelievable. You haven't even told her you love her or anything have you? And I know Hermione for six years and she won't even let me kiss her until I reach the point of self combustion!"
"Really? So you're upset by this, I assume?"
"Oh no, she is totally worth it, don't get me wrong or anything...but you go and know this girl for about two months and you just randomly go out and have a snog with her and that's it. It just doesn't make sense to me."
"Well, Ron, you see, I know that you've never kissed a girl before, but I mean...I can't really explain this to you..." Harry said jokingly.
"Oh bugger off, Harry. At least my first kiss won't be with Lady Cries-a-lot Chang..." Ron snickered.
"Well at least mine wasn't with Miss Know-it-all Granger."
"I swear, Harry, call her that once more and you'll be seriously sorry." Ron had grabbed Harry by the shirt collar and his free hand was in a threatening fist.
"Whoa, Ron, settle down. I know you've always been protective of Hermione, but I was just getting back at you."
"Sorry about that Harry," Ron said, breathing heavily. "Just got a bit carried away there."
"So, then...what exactly are you saying?" Harry asked as he returned to sitting on his bed, as Ron did to his own.
"I'm saying, I don't understand the concept of snogging for fun...What you just did with Evelyn...well...it just doesn't seem to mean anything from my point of view."
"Of course it meant something. Now I know that she likes me and now I can ask her out. I mean I like her don't I...it's not as though I just picked some random girl."
"Well...I guess so."
"I don't think you'll ever fully understand...I mean, you're in a relationship already and you two haven't kissed yet and frankly, I think you and Hermione will be together for...well, forever."
"That sounds nice......but I do want to know one more thing about this whole situation."
"What's that?"
"How was she...Evelyn I mean."
"Ron! ...Well, I suppose I could tell you...Alright, she was good...a million times better than Cho, I'll give her that."
After Harry said this, Ron merely shrugged and crawled into bed. Harry quickly followed suit. A few minutes later, they both lay awake in bed.
"Harry?"
"Huh?"
"Why do you suppose Hermione broke you two up. I mean, it was clear you both wanted it right?"
"Well, yeah. But, you know Hermione. She probably doesn't want to see any compromising situations and there's probably a rule about that kind of thing."
"Yeah, I suppose." Ron mumbled his last words before drifting off to sleep.
"I can not believe you would do something like that!" Hermione had been scolding Evelyn for her and Harry's actions for a few minutes now and Evelyn was getting a bit tired. "In all my life I have never seen such a thing."
"Hermione! We were just kissing! It isn't that big of a deal!"
"Oh, yes it is. Evelyn, do you know how many rules there are against what you were doing."
"I dunno...one?"
"No, more than that...many more than that. Besides, that's not why I'm so upset. Of course, I really shouldn't be lecturing you, but I'll get to Harry tomorrow. So, I apologize for everything I have just yelled at you about...Good night."
"Wait! Hermione? If there are so many rules against kissing...well, haven't you been breaking rules by making out with Ron in his room. Just pointing out."
"I was doing no such thing! I was having a talk with Ron and that is all."
"But still...you two have kissed, right."
"No," Hermione said simply.
"What? But, haven't you two known each other for...well...a very long time?"
"Well, yes, so what. What difference does that make. We've really only been romantically involved for a day...Well, good night."
"Good night and could you please inform Elektra that I'll be up in a minute. She gets worried when I read too late into the night." Hermione just nodded as she proceeded up the stairs.
A/N: What will Hermione lecture Harry about? When will Ron and Hermione share their first kiss? ...I dunno...you'll have to wait until I write that in somewhere.