The Super Short Zelda Story That Is Hyper And Has No Meaning Whatsoever
By Ice Phoenix10
(Plus, I do Not Own Zelda Or Anything About It Or John Prine)

Link: Banana

IP10: (Ice Phoenix10): Cheese Puff!

Saria: COCOA! SUSHI SUSHI SUSHI!

IP10: That had nothing to do with the conversation BUT IT IS RANDOM DAY!

Ganondorf: YOU WILL ALL PAY!!

Link: I

IP10: Will

Link: Kick

IP10: Your

Link: ASS!

Link: Kills Ganondorf

Ganondorf: Is Dead

Ganon Appears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ganon: OBBA GAGA UMP BUMP FIZZER!

Link: What?

IP10: Translation: You stupid little fucking turd ass why the fuck did you kill me you stupid fucker fuckitty fuck fuck damn you fuck!

Link: Oh... FUCKER LANGUAGE! DAMN YOU GANON I WILL KICK YOUR ASS IT WILL BE CALLED HORRENDOUS STUPENDOUS YOU FUCK!

Ganon: Walla Walla!

Link: Isn't that an Offspring Song?

IP10: Yeah.

Mido: Appears Out Of Nowhere YARR!

Link: Wheeeeeeeee....

IP10: Blink Blink

Mido: YARR!

Link: Wheeeeeeeee....

IP10: Blink Blink

Mido: YARR!

Link: Wheeeeeeeee....

IP10: Blink Blink

Mido: YARR!

Link: Wheeeeeeeee....

IP10: SHUT UP! NO MORE YARRING AND NO MORE WHEEEEE!!!!!!

Mido: Yarr.

IP10: DIE!!!!!!! Kills Mido

Mido: Is Dead

IP10: Manipulation Participation Mutilation Tabloid Nation Donny Mation PATON!

Link: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zelda: And that's a rap folks!

IP10: Finally, I thought this stupid thing would never end!

Link: Starts Playing Guitar And Singing But fortunately! I have the key to escape reality! And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile! It don't cost very much! But it lasts a long while! Won't you please tell the man? I didn't kil anyone, I'm just trying to have me some fun!

Everyone Joins in and The Screen Fades

IP10: Please don't try this randomness at home.

Link: YOU HEARD THE GUY! DON'T DO THAT!!!!!!!!