Authors note: I wrote this a while ago and it's not one of my best by far but I thought I'd post it anyway. Please review.

Disclaimer: Do I look like Tolkein?

Gollum's Poem

The ring it was my birthday gift

Taken from my grasp so swift

Snatched away from beneath my nose

And now where it is no one knows

But after all these years I still stand

Whilst my ring is in that hobbits hand

Get it back, no time to wait

Save my precious before it's too late

That hobbits wants to destroy my ring

Must snatch it back from that tricksy thing

He cannot destroy it, it was mine

I will have it back within my time

Many years ago, I was tricked

That ring should be mine, it was me it picked

The hobbits will suffer for stealing my friend

I will have it back before the end.