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Yu Yu Tournament of Darkness #2
Chapter 4
By: Kenshin Urameshi

After the blast had been destroyed, Rinku and the Zombie Roto took Chu's lifeless body and left the stadium. "Wow, this really sucks, I almost never thought that Chu would lose or die so soon!" Yusuke said while holding back his emotions. "Next fight, Team Lefizemo verses the last champions of this tournament, Team Urameshi!" Juri announced. The crowd roared with excitement when they heard this announcement. "Let's whup some ass guys!" Yusuke shouted. "Uh, we can hear you Urameshi, we are standing right here, and you don't have to shout!" Kuwabara said. "Contestants Hiei and Stephen (KU: Yay I am finally in my own story!), please step forward!" Juri said. "Ooooh, I'm really scared of a wuss named Stephen!" Hiei said. "Hiei, do not underestimate this man's power," Kurama interjected like always, "He can see into the future and predict your every move!" "Oh thanks a lot Kurama, for telling my strategy to my enemy, you stupid fox demon!" Stephen yelled with rage! "Wow, with a power like that, I'm glad that I am not fighting this guy!" Kuwabara said. "Begin!" Juri said. Stephen then unleashed his Resshuuken Reiki Blast and Hiei countered with a Katana Reiki Wave that made contact with Stephen's blast and made a smoke screen around the ring. Surprisingly, Stephen was nowhere to be found after the smoke cleared. "Huh? Where did the wuss go?" Hiei said with uncertainty. "I'm right here you stupid jerk! TAKE THIS!" Stephen then made a spirit energy sword a lot different than Kuwabara's and cut Hiei's body, knocking him out, but not hurting any of his vitals. "Well, I don't think I need to make a count now, Stephen is the winner!" Juri said to Team Urameshi's dismay. The crowd shouted at Stephen angrily, not knowing that a Reiki Blast was headed towards them. "The fighters for the next match are Francisco and Genkai!" Juri said behind the explosion. Now, Francisco is like a Younger Toguro equivalent, only a lot stronger and shorter. "Fighters take your positions, and FIGHT!" Juri yelled. "Hey old lady," Francisco yelled, "Go back to the nursing home, its applesauce week hag!" "Humph, all talk just like that dumbass Urameshi over there." Genkai said pointing to Yusuke in the background.

Well, who do you believe will win in round two, and what will happen in the Genkai/Francisco fight? Find out in Chapter 5!

KU: Well, that was a great chapter wasn't it, especially the fact that I beat Hiei with a Shinobu Sensui move!

Stinkoman: 20X6! I 20X6ed you good, you weren't much of a challenge.

Pan Pan: Speaking in his native language

Stinkoman: What, What? You're right Pan Pan what was he digging for? Jumps up this isn't dirt, its pudding!

Homestar: I want pudding!

Stinkoman: Let's take a break.... To eat pudding with a spoon!

KU: Uh, that was stranger than Exodia Necross trying to kill me!

Necross: Pops out of the shadows and scares KU Dieeeeeeeeeee!