WWE meets Mash
Disclaimer: Vince McMahon owns WWE, FOX owns Mash.
Chapter 1
It was around 2:30 am when The Swamp had been woken by a mysterious cow bell over the PA System
"Good lord, what is that?" Major Charles Emerson Winchester asked.
"I don't know." Captain BJ Hunnicut said sleeping. Then Radar's voice came on over the music.
"MASH 4077, please welcome the newest member to the 4077th, he is the WWE Champion, Captain John Bradshaw Layfeild!!"
"What in the world it the WWE?" BJ asked, awakened now.
"Sounds like a wrestling federation. I think that's where Ric Flair wrestles." Charles replied.
Then JBL entered the Swamp
"Hello, John Bradshaw Layfeild. The new WWE Champion. I am a great American. I'm from New York City!:" JBL said, shaking everyone's hand.
"Oh, No. Another Frank." Hawkeye whispered.
"VIVA LA RAZA!!" Bleared over the PA system, flowed by Mexican music. JBL Seamed scared.
"Guyes, you got to help me. Eddie Guerrero is after me. HELP!!" Bradshaw screamed.
"Chill, Chill, Chill. No one would find you here Mr. Layfeild" Charles said helping Bradshaw from under Hawkeye's bed.
"Oh, no. Charles, we are not having another Frank Burns in our tent." Hawkeye said loudly.
Then outside, the four men saw a Red, White, and Blue car bouncing up and down.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" The 3 swamp men yelled.
"That's Eddie. HELLP!!!" JBL screamed.
"There's no where to run now Bradshaw!" Eddie said as he got out of the car.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Please save MEEEE!" Bradshaw hid under Hawkeye's bunk.
"Be very, very, quiet. I'm hunting Bradshaw's." Eddie whispered as though he were Elmer Fudd
"Right here." Hawk whispered.
Just as Eddie went to find Bradshaw, JBL held up one of Hawkeye's magazines in front of Eddie's Face.
"WOW!" Eddie yelled. JBL Ran of.
"HEY! COME BACK HERE BRADSHAW I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!" Eddie yelled after a half-hour and ran out of the Swamp with the still.
Hawkeye, BJ, and Charles ran after him.
"HEY! THAT'S OUR STILL!"
Disclaimer: Vince McMahon owns WWE, FOX owns Mash.
Chapter 1
It was around 2:30 am when The Swamp had been woken by a mysterious cow bell over the PA System
"Good lord, what is that?" Major Charles Emerson Winchester asked.
"I don't know." Captain BJ Hunnicut said sleeping. Then Radar's voice came on over the music.
"MASH 4077, please welcome the newest member to the 4077th, he is the WWE Champion, Captain John Bradshaw Layfeild!!"
"What in the world it the WWE?" BJ asked, awakened now.
"Sounds like a wrestling federation. I think that's where Ric Flair wrestles." Charles replied.
Then JBL entered the Swamp
"Hello, John Bradshaw Layfeild. The new WWE Champion. I am a great American. I'm from New York City!:" JBL said, shaking everyone's hand.
"Oh, No. Another Frank." Hawkeye whispered.
"VIVA LA RAZA!!" Bleared over the PA system, flowed by Mexican music. JBL Seamed scared.
"Guyes, you got to help me. Eddie Guerrero is after me. HELP!!" Bradshaw screamed.
"Chill, Chill, Chill. No one would find you here Mr. Layfeild" Charles said helping Bradshaw from under Hawkeye's bed.
"Oh, no. Charles, we are not having another Frank Burns in our tent." Hawkeye said loudly.
Then outside, the four men saw a Red, White, and Blue car bouncing up and down.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" The 3 swamp men yelled.
"That's Eddie. HELLP!!!" JBL screamed.
"There's no where to run now Bradshaw!" Eddie said as he got out of the car.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Please save MEEEE!" Bradshaw hid under Hawkeye's bunk.
"Be very, very, quiet. I'm hunting Bradshaw's." Eddie whispered as though he were Elmer Fudd
"Right here." Hawk whispered.
Just as Eddie went to find Bradshaw, JBL held up one of Hawkeye's magazines in front of Eddie's Face.
"WOW!" Eddie yelled. JBL Ran of.
"HEY! COME BACK HERE BRADSHAW I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!" Eddie yelled after a half-hour and ran out of the Swamp with the still.
Hawkeye, BJ, and Charles ran after him.
"HEY! THAT'S OUR STILL!"