WWE Meets Mash.
Chapter 2
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After an hour, BJ, Hawkeye and Charles had caught Eddie. Another hour later, A strange sound blarred through on the PA system
"What now?" Charles asked waking up for the second time tonight.
"I have no idea." Bj said sleeping. Then Radar's voice came over the music.
"Ladies and gentlemen, it is my horror to announce the newest member of the 4077, Sergeant Paul Heyman."
"Oh, no. Not him," BJ said waking up.
"Why?" Hawkeye asked
"I had met him when his company ECW was in Mill Valley. He talked for 12 hours straight! His voice gave me a headache." Bj said
Then Heyman entered the Swamp with a terrified look on his face.
"Hey, another Charels!" Hawk exclaimed noticing Heyman's baldness
"Oh, Shut Up!" Charles replied
"Guyes, you got to help me! The Undertaker's after me. PLEASE!!" Heyman screamed.
"Oh, no. The last time we herd that, a crazy guy came in here and stole our still. Ask someone else!" Hawk said.
"BUT, PLEASE!" Heyman kneeled to BJ.
"No, Paul, OUT"
"And that's an order." Replied both Hawkeye and Charles.
"WAHHHHH, NOOO!" Heyman screamed and ran out of the swamp.
Then they herd thunder followed by erie music.
"NOOOOO THAT'S HIM, PLEASE!!!" Heyman screamed, almost shattering the still.
Then they saw an figure apperer out of one of the pipes.
"Heyman, there is nowhere to hide, Rest in Peace."
"AHHHHHHHH THAT'S THE UNDERTAKER! HELLLLLLPPPPPPP!" Heyman screamed at the top of his lungs and ran out of the swamp.
The Undertaker proceded to follow him but BJ, stopped him
"Hey, how did you get in the still?" He asked
"It's a long story. Right now I have some busines to take care of." Undertaker said and ran out the door. You could still hear Heyman screaming "HELLPPPP!", even though he was in the Mess Tent.
"What was that about?" The 3 asked.
(In Col. Potter's tent)
Potter was fully awake now. He thought to himself, what in the world is that noise? Maybe, someone was in the Mess Tent. Then his door swoung open.
"WHAT IN THE NAME OF DANDIELONS ARE YOU DOING?" Potter yelled.
"Please, sir. You have to help me. The Undertak-"
"IT DOESENT MATTER WHAT YOUR DOING! YOUR IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR ZONE. YOU COULD GET US KILLED! OR BETTER YET, YOU COULD KILL THE NORTH KORENS WITH THAT VOICE! NOW QUIET DOWN!"
"Yes, sir. But-"
"NO BUT'S! DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?"
"Yes. Cournal." Heyman said with tears in his eyes.
"Good! Now leave!"
Heyman left. Then 3 minutes later a man dressed in black came in
"Now, what do you want?"
"Hey. Easy Col. Was a short, bald, fat man with an annoying voice in here?"
"Yeah, man he gave me a headache."
" Where did he go?"
"I think he went twords the Mess Tent."
"Thank you sir." The Undertaker dropped down on one knee an bowed to Col. Potter and left saying, "Oh, Heyman! Come out, Come out wherever you are."
Potter sighed and thought to himself, "What are Pierce and Hunnicut up to now?" and went to sleep.
Chapter 2
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After an hour, BJ, Hawkeye and Charles had caught Eddie. Another hour later, A strange sound blarred through on the PA system
"What now?" Charles asked waking up for the second time tonight.
"I have no idea." Bj said sleeping. Then Radar's voice came over the music.
"Ladies and gentlemen, it is my horror to announce the newest member of the 4077, Sergeant Paul Heyman."
"Oh, no. Not him," BJ said waking up.
"Why?" Hawkeye asked
"I had met him when his company ECW was in Mill Valley. He talked for 12 hours straight! His voice gave me a headache." Bj said
Then Heyman entered the Swamp with a terrified look on his face.
"Hey, another Charels!" Hawk exclaimed noticing Heyman's baldness
"Oh, Shut Up!" Charles replied
"Guyes, you got to help me! The Undertaker's after me. PLEASE!!" Heyman screamed.
"Oh, no. The last time we herd that, a crazy guy came in here and stole our still. Ask someone else!" Hawk said.
"BUT, PLEASE!" Heyman kneeled to BJ.
"No, Paul, OUT"
"And that's an order." Replied both Hawkeye and Charles.
"WAHHHHH, NOOO!" Heyman screamed and ran out of the swamp.
Then they herd thunder followed by erie music.
"NOOOOO THAT'S HIM, PLEASE!!!" Heyman screamed, almost shattering the still.
Then they saw an figure apperer out of one of the pipes.
"Heyman, there is nowhere to hide, Rest in Peace."
"AHHHHHHHH THAT'S THE UNDERTAKER! HELLLLLLPPPPPPP!" Heyman screamed at the top of his lungs and ran out of the swamp.
The Undertaker proceded to follow him but BJ, stopped him
"Hey, how did you get in the still?" He asked
"It's a long story. Right now I have some busines to take care of." Undertaker said and ran out the door. You could still hear Heyman screaming "HELLPPPP!", even though he was in the Mess Tent.
"What was that about?" The 3 asked.
(In Col. Potter's tent)
Potter was fully awake now. He thought to himself, what in the world is that noise? Maybe, someone was in the Mess Tent. Then his door swoung open.
"WHAT IN THE NAME OF DANDIELONS ARE YOU DOING?" Potter yelled.
"Please, sir. You have to help me. The Undertak-"
"IT DOESENT MATTER WHAT YOUR DOING! YOUR IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR ZONE. YOU COULD GET US KILLED! OR BETTER YET, YOU COULD KILL THE NORTH KORENS WITH THAT VOICE! NOW QUIET DOWN!"
"Yes, sir. But-"
"NO BUT'S! DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?"
"Yes. Cournal." Heyman said with tears in his eyes.
"Good! Now leave!"
Heyman left. Then 3 minutes later a man dressed in black came in
"Now, what do you want?"
"Hey. Easy Col. Was a short, bald, fat man with an annoying voice in here?"
"Yeah, man he gave me a headache."
" Where did he go?"
"I think he went twords the Mess Tent."
"Thank you sir." The Undertaker dropped down on one knee an bowed to Col. Potter and left saying, "Oh, Heyman! Come out, Come out wherever you are."
Potter sighed and thought to himself, "What are Pierce and Hunnicut up to now?" and went to sleep.