Disclaimer: I don't own anything accept Eleni, Lena, and some of their
smart-ass comments. I might add some new characters at the end. (Their
parents, siblings, friends, etc.) Later there will be quotes from other
movies. I will tell you the quote, movie, character, and actor at the end
of the chapter.
Author's Note: This is my first fic ever. Please be honest with me, but not harsh. If you don't like it, don't read it. The character of Eleni is slightly based on my personality, and Lena on my younger sister. I have the main plot of this story laid out, and even a few future parts written. I'm open to suggestions and may include them in the fic if they don't contradict the plot line or others' ideas. Read, enjoy, and review. I'll try to update weekly, but it may end up being two sometimes.
Two Girls and a World in Confusion
Chapter 2: The Council of Elrond
The Council of Elrond had begun, and the Lord of Imladris was now addressing the council after Gimli had attempted destroying the ring with his axe.
"The ring cannot be destroyed, Gimli, son of Gloin, by any craft that we here possess. It was made in the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be-" he was then interrupted by shouting from the courtyard.
"Ow! Bitch, get off me!!!" Everyone started, and Elrond moved to leave for the courtyard. Glorfindel stopped him though.
"Stay here, my lord. Continue with the council. I will bring them before you in a moment." He came back a few minutes later dragging two human females behind him. The taller of the two did not like this very much.
"Let go of my ear, you blonde freak. ... Shit, that hurts. You squeezed it on purpose."
"Yes, I did. Now be silent. Lord Elrond has business with you." He let them go in the middle of the council.
"Whoa, dude...its Agent Smith." Eleni whispered.
"No, you dweeb. Wrong movie, or else we'd be seeing Neo doing Tai-Kaun-Do in the middle of the council."
"Silence." Elrond roared.
"Hey, how'd you hear...oh right." Eleni knowingly pointed to her ears showing that she knew of elvish hearing. "I'll be quiet now."
"Sit." He commanded pointing to the stairs leading into the hall where Merry and Pippin were. "Be silent, you shall be dealt with later."
"What are we not good enough for chairs?" Eleni asked haughtily, though she sat down anyway. Lena leaned in to whisper to her.
"Don't they normally send you to the corner when you're bad?" Elrond glared at them one final time, before turning to the council.
"As I was saying...it was made in the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into Mordor, and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came. One of you must do this."
"Question, question." Lena said, frantically waving her arms around. "First, isn't unmade improper En-Westron? And second, can't a group of people 'unmake' the Ring?" Silence. "Okay...ignore me."
"One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its black gates are guarded by more than orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the great eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire, ash and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. It is folly. Not with ten thousand men could you do this."
"But you could with a woman." Eleni insisted. Again, silence. "They're good. Even Mom and Dad can't ignore us for that long."
"Have you heard nothing that Lord Elrond has said? The Ring must be destroyed!"
"You can do it, Leggy. Kick his freakin' ass." At this, Aragorn rose. The ladies' language was getting out of hand.
"Did you not hear Lord Elrond when he told you to be silent?"
"We did. We just chose to ignore him. Please continue. We won't bug you anymore." Lena said innocently. Then she added in an undertone. "Plus, they're getting to the good part. Major dwarf/elf pissing contest."
"And I suppose you elves think you're the ones to do it?"
"And what if we fail? What happens when Sauron takes back what is his?"
"I will be dead before I see the Ring in the hands of an elf! Never trust an elf!" The entire council got up and began to argue.
"My god, we even interrupted and they still compensated so they could argue. That ring has got to be pretty powerful." Eleni whispered to Lena. Lena just nodded; she was staring at Frodo.
"I will take it." The arguing continued.
"I will take it!" Contrary to popular belief the arguing didn't stop then either. Eleni and Lena moved in. Lena hopped up on the Eleni's shoulders and whistled. The arguing lessened, but still no one is listening.
"All right. Everyone SHUT UP and listen to midget man." Eleni screamed. The arguing immediately stopped and everyone directed their attention to Frodo. "Okay, on with the speech. And Lena, you can get off my back now."
"Oh sorry." She hopped down. Then Frodo began his 'speech'.
"I will take the ring to Mordor. Though... I do not know the way."
"I will help you bear this burden for as long as it is yours to bear."
"If by my life or my death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword."
"And my bow."
"And my axe."
"You carry the fate of us all, little one. But if this is truly the will of the council, Gondor will see it done."
"Here! Mr. Frodo's not going anywhere without me." Sam said, running out of the bushes.
"Indeed, it is hardly possible to separate the two of you, even when he is summoned to a secret council and you are not."
"Sam is in trouble. Sam is in trouble..." Eleni and Lena began chanting quietly.
"We're going, too! You'd have to send us home tied up in a sack to keep us away." Merry and Pippin said, running from their hiding places in the hallway. Eleni and Lena each stuck out a foot. Both Merry and Pippin tripped.
"I do believe you boys stole our lines." Eleni said, offering each a hand. "Well minus the sack part." She turned to the rest of the Fellowship. "In plainer Westron, We're coming too, to A) keep mischievous hobbits out of too much trouble B) keep you men from killing each other C) have fun and D) annoy the hell out of you." She then turned to Elrond. "And there is absolutely nothing you can do about it." Lena, Eleni, Merry, and Pippin took their place next to the Fellowship.
"Eleven companions. So be it. You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring."
"Beauteous. Now can we get some weapons?"
"Women can not handle weapons." Elrond said as though this were obvious.
"But Arwen got to." Lena complained, getting pouty. Eleni leaned in to her and started to whisper loudly.
"We'll just take a look around. I bet we can find the armory or whatever the hell they call it. Plus, if we don't get weapons we can just kick the orcs where it hurts." All the males present visibly cringed. Eleni smirked, then turned to Elrond. "Where's the food? Last thing I had was a Sprite about an hour ago."
~I have the beginning part of a chapter written out for when the Fellowship leaves Rivendell. Should I do something in between the council and the departure? Answer in your review, you have about a week or two, possibly longer if Inspiration decides to completely desert me, but It's been a very dependable friend so far, so I think It'll stick around for a bit.
~*Ta*~
Reviews: Rene: Thank you. I'll continue. :) Updates should be about once every one to two weeks.
Voldie on Varsity Track: I'm so sorry that my writing is 'trite'. Thanks for being honest, and not harsh. TTFN
Next update: The Departure (depending on your decisions)
Quotes: "You can do it, Leggy. Kick his freakin' ass." This is derived from a quote in Little Nicki. I don't remember what the actual quote was or who said it. But for those who've seen it, it was during the Ozzy part.
Author's Note: This is my first fic ever. Please be honest with me, but not harsh. If you don't like it, don't read it. The character of Eleni is slightly based on my personality, and Lena on my younger sister. I have the main plot of this story laid out, and even a few future parts written. I'm open to suggestions and may include them in the fic if they don't contradict the plot line or others' ideas. Read, enjoy, and review. I'll try to update weekly, but it may end up being two sometimes.
Two Girls and a World in Confusion
Chapter 2: The Council of Elrond
The Council of Elrond had begun, and the Lord of Imladris was now addressing the council after Gimli had attempted destroying the ring with his axe.
"The ring cannot be destroyed, Gimli, son of Gloin, by any craft that we here possess. It was made in the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be-" he was then interrupted by shouting from the courtyard.
"Ow! Bitch, get off me!!!" Everyone started, and Elrond moved to leave for the courtyard. Glorfindel stopped him though.
"Stay here, my lord. Continue with the council. I will bring them before you in a moment." He came back a few minutes later dragging two human females behind him. The taller of the two did not like this very much.
"Let go of my ear, you blonde freak. ... Shit, that hurts. You squeezed it on purpose."
"Yes, I did. Now be silent. Lord Elrond has business with you." He let them go in the middle of the council.
"Whoa, dude...its Agent Smith." Eleni whispered.
"No, you dweeb. Wrong movie, or else we'd be seeing Neo doing Tai-Kaun-Do in the middle of the council."
"Silence." Elrond roared.
"Hey, how'd you hear...oh right." Eleni knowingly pointed to her ears showing that she knew of elvish hearing. "I'll be quiet now."
"Sit." He commanded pointing to the stairs leading into the hall where Merry and Pippin were. "Be silent, you shall be dealt with later."
"What are we not good enough for chairs?" Eleni asked haughtily, though she sat down anyway. Lena leaned in to whisper to her.
"Don't they normally send you to the corner when you're bad?" Elrond glared at them one final time, before turning to the council.
"As I was saying...it was made in the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into Mordor, and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came. One of you must do this."
"Question, question." Lena said, frantically waving her arms around. "First, isn't unmade improper En-Westron? And second, can't a group of people 'unmake' the Ring?" Silence. "Okay...ignore me."
"One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its black gates are guarded by more than orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the great eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire, ash and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. It is folly. Not with ten thousand men could you do this."
"But you could with a woman." Eleni insisted. Again, silence. "They're good. Even Mom and Dad can't ignore us for that long."
"Have you heard nothing that Lord Elrond has said? The Ring must be destroyed!"
"You can do it, Leggy. Kick his freakin' ass." At this, Aragorn rose. The ladies' language was getting out of hand.
"Did you not hear Lord Elrond when he told you to be silent?"
"We did. We just chose to ignore him. Please continue. We won't bug you anymore." Lena said innocently. Then she added in an undertone. "Plus, they're getting to the good part. Major dwarf/elf pissing contest."
"And I suppose you elves think you're the ones to do it?"
"And what if we fail? What happens when Sauron takes back what is his?"
"I will be dead before I see the Ring in the hands of an elf! Never trust an elf!" The entire council got up and began to argue.
"My god, we even interrupted and they still compensated so they could argue. That ring has got to be pretty powerful." Eleni whispered to Lena. Lena just nodded; she was staring at Frodo.
"I will take it." The arguing continued.
"I will take it!" Contrary to popular belief the arguing didn't stop then either. Eleni and Lena moved in. Lena hopped up on the Eleni's shoulders and whistled. The arguing lessened, but still no one is listening.
"All right. Everyone SHUT UP and listen to midget man." Eleni screamed. The arguing immediately stopped and everyone directed their attention to Frodo. "Okay, on with the speech. And Lena, you can get off my back now."
"Oh sorry." She hopped down. Then Frodo began his 'speech'.
"I will take the ring to Mordor. Though... I do not know the way."
"I will help you bear this burden for as long as it is yours to bear."
"If by my life or my death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword."
"And my bow."
"And my axe."
"You carry the fate of us all, little one. But if this is truly the will of the council, Gondor will see it done."
"Here! Mr. Frodo's not going anywhere without me." Sam said, running out of the bushes.
"Indeed, it is hardly possible to separate the two of you, even when he is summoned to a secret council and you are not."
"Sam is in trouble. Sam is in trouble..." Eleni and Lena began chanting quietly.
"We're going, too! You'd have to send us home tied up in a sack to keep us away." Merry and Pippin said, running from their hiding places in the hallway. Eleni and Lena each stuck out a foot. Both Merry and Pippin tripped.
"I do believe you boys stole our lines." Eleni said, offering each a hand. "Well minus the sack part." She turned to the rest of the Fellowship. "In plainer Westron, We're coming too, to A) keep mischievous hobbits out of too much trouble B) keep you men from killing each other C) have fun and D) annoy the hell out of you." She then turned to Elrond. "And there is absolutely nothing you can do about it." Lena, Eleni, Merry, and Pippin took their place next to the Fellowship.
"Eleven companions. So be it. You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring."
"Beauteous. Now can we get some weapons?"
"Women can not handle weapons." Elrond said as though this were obvious.
"But Arwen got to." Lena complained, getting pouty. Eleni leaned in to her and started to whisper loudly.
"We'll just take a look around. I bet we can find the armory or whatever the hell they call it. Plus, if we don't get weapons we can just kick the orcs where it hurts." All the males present visibly cringed. Eleni smirked, then turned to Elrond. "Where's the food? Last thing I had was a Sprite about an hour ago."
~I have the beginning part of a chapter written out for when the Fellowship leaves Rivendell. Should I do something in between the council and the departure? Answer in your review, you have about a week or two, possibly longer if Inspiration decides to completely desert me, but It's been a very dependable friend so far, so I think It'll stick around for a bit.
~*Ta*~
Reviews: Rene: Thank you. I'll continue. :) Updates should be about once every one to two weeks.
Voldie on Varsity Track: I'm so sorry that my writing is 'trite'. Thanks for being honest, and not harsh. TTFN
Next update: The Departure (depending on your decisions)
Quotes: "You can do it, Leggy. Kick his freakin' ass." This is derived from a quote in Little Nicki. I don't remember what the actual quote was or who said it. But for those who've seen it, it was during the Ozzy part.