Disclaimer: I don't own anything accept Eleni, Lena, and some of their
smart-ass comments. I might add some new characters at the end. (Their
parents, siblings, friends, etc.) Later there will be quotes from other
movies. I will tell you the quote, movie, character, and actor at the end
of the chapter.
Author's Note: No school today!! Woo-Hoo! Anyway, since there is no school I was able to whip off this chapter a lot sooner than I expected. Thank you Inspiration. You're being very nice to me. Of course you're keeping me awake at night with all your random ideas, but thanks anyway.
Two Girls and a World in Confusion
Chapter 3: The Departure
Two days later the Fellowship was ready to be on their way. Eleni and Lena had found the weapons. Each had a sword, dagger, a set of elvish knives, and bows and arrows. Their backpacks were full and they now had a set of elvish clothing to go with their own.
"Head 'em up, move 'em out. The sooner we destroy this ring, the sooner Aragorn becomes King and we have a hugemongous feast in my-I mean, his honor." Eleni said, as she shooed the Hobbits across the bridge. Boromir looked at her and rolled his eyes.
"I'm bored." She said a few hours later. "Are we there yet?" She knew the answer of course, but the Fellowship didn't know this.
"No." Gandalf said.
"Are we there yet?" Lena asked joining in the fun.
"No."
"Are w-" Eleni was cut off by an arrow whizzing past her arm. "What the fuck was that about?" she asked irritably. None of the men, elves, or wizards answered.
"I think Legolas was upset about your frequent questions." Pippin said. Eleni rolled her eyes.
"No, that couldn't possibly be it." She said sarcastically. "Leggy loves me." Legolas reached for his elvish knifes.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you." Lena warned. "Eleni and I are your only source of lighthearted fun on this little field trip to Hell."
"I'm sure the Hobbits wouldn't mind applying for the position." Aragorn said.
"Nobody asked your opinion." Eleni said. "Plus, having spent much time with those four I'd think you'd be wiser than to suggest that."
"Are you saying we're not lighthearted and fun?" Sam asked disgruntled.
"No, I'm saying that some of you are thick."
"Look whose talking." Merry said.
"I heard that." The bickering continued for quite some time. Try as they might the elders of the group couldn't help but chuckle. Lena had a point. They were making the quest more enjoyable. ~*~*~
The fellowship stopped and set up camp. Eleni rummaged through her bag.
"Shit. No!!! This is not happening to me." She said. "Why does the mighty lord hate me so?" The entire group looked up.
"What's the matter?" Legolas asked.
"I forgot my pillow and blanket in Rivendell." Eleni said.
"You weren't supposed to bring pillows." Aragorn said.
"So...when do I do anything I'm supposed to. Plus, you're missing the point. No blanket. No blanket means frozen body. Which means not moving. Which means somebody's gonna hafta carry me tomorrow." She said with growing drama. Legolas swiftly handed over his blanket. He didn't really need it and no one was looking forward to carrying Eleni tomorrow.
"Thank you." She said sweetly. Then she folded the blanket nicely as a pillow and pulled out her own blanket that she'd supposedly forgotten. She wrapped herself up tightly so no one could steal any of her stuff, and fell asleep. Legolas just looked at her in disbelief, before walking off to enjoy the fresh air.
Reviews: Rene: This one's a little early, but I'm glad I already have a faithful follower. Thanks:)
Kairi: Glad you like it.
Foofighters820: Hey Dylan. Yes, I knew it was you. Who else would have that name? Anyway, I'll continue. I can't believe you only give me a B+. I feel gypped. Oh well. I'll try to be more detailed. The Backstreet Boys are cool. Tough shit if you don't like them. And as far as my profile, are you talking about my ff.net profile, or my AOL one?
Next update: The Big Rocky Place with lots of Crows
Quotes: I don't think there were any quotes in this chapter. At least there wasn't supposed to be. If anything looks familiar it was an accident.
Author's Note: No school today!! Woo-Hoo! Anyway, since there is no school I was able to whip off this chapter a lot sooner than I expected. Thank you Inspiration. You're being very nice to me. Of course you're keeping me awake at night with all your random ideas, but thanks anyway.
Two Girls and a World in Confusion
Chapter 3: The Departure
Two days later the Fellowship was ready to be on their way. Eleni and Lena had found the weapons. Each had a sword, dagger, a set of elvish knives, and bows and arrows. Their backpacks were full and they now had a set of elvish clothing to go with their own.
"Head 'em up, move 'em out. The sooner we destroy this ring, the sooner Aragorn becomes King and we have a hugemongous feast in my-I mean, his honor." Eleni said, as she shooed the Hobbits across the bridge. Boromir looked at her and rolled his eyes.
"I'm bored." She said a few hours later. "Are we there yet?" She knew the answer of course, but the Fellowship didn't know this.
"No." Gandalf said.
"Are we there yet?" Lena asked joining in the fun.
"No."
"Are w-" Eleni was cut off by an arrow whizzing past her arm. "What the fuck was that about?" she asked irritably. None of the men, elves, or wizards answered.
"I think Legolas was upset about your frequent questions." Pippin said. Eleni rolled her eyes.
"No, that couldn't possibly be it." She said sarcastically. "Leggy loves me." Legolas reached for his elvish knifes.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you." Lena warned. "Eleni and I are your only source of lighthearted fun on this little field trip to Hell."
"I'm sure the Hobbits wouldn't mind applying for the position." Aragorn said.
"Nobody asked your opinion." Eleni said. "Plus, having spent much time with those four I'd think you'd be wiser than to suggest that."
"Are you saying we're not lighthearted and fun?" Sam asked disgruntled.
"No, I'm saying that some of you are thick."
"Look whose talking." Merry said.
"I heard that." The bickering continued for quite some time. Try as they might the elders of the group couldn't help but chuckle. Lena had a point. They were making the quest more enjoyable. ~*~*~
The fellowship stopped and set up camp. Eleni rummaged through her bag.
"Shit. No!!! This is not happening to me." She said. "Why does the mighty lord hate me so?" The entire group looked up.
"What's the matter?" Legolas asked.
"I forgot my pillow and blanket in Rivendell." Eleni said.
"You weren't supposed to bring pillows." Aragorn said.
"So...when do I do anything I'm supposed to. Plus, you're missing the point. No blanket. No blanket means frozen body. Which means not moving. Which means somebody's gonna hafta carry me tomorrow." She said with growing drama. Legolas swiftly handed over his blanket. He didn't really need it and no one was looking forward to carrying Eleni tomorrow.
"Thank you." She said sweetly. Then she folded the blanket nicely as a pillow and pulled out her own blanket that she'd supposedly forgotten. She wrapped herself up tightly so no one could steal any of her stuff, and fell asleep. Legolas just looked at her in disbelief, before walking off to enjoy the fresh air.
Reviews: Rene: This one's a little early, but I'm glad I already have a faithful follower. Thanks:)
Kairi: Glad you like it.
Foofighters820: Hey Dylan. Yes, I knew it was you. Who else would have that name? Anyway, I'll continue. I can't believe you only give me a B+. I feel gypped. Oh well. I'll try to be more detailed. The Backstreet Boys are cool. Tough shit if you don't like them. And as far as my profile, are you talking about my ff.net profile, or my AOL one?
Next update: The Big Rocky Place with lots of Crows
Quotes: I don't think there were any quotes in this chapter. At least there wasn't supposed to be. If anything looks familiar it was an accident.